| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #88 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #19 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 5 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #235 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 42 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #518 | Bonerdagon necklace | 22 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #349 | Boss Bat britches | 40 |
| #12 | Bowlet | 20 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #192 | Bulky Buddy Box | 14 |
| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Camp Scout backpack | 2 |
| #4 | Cheshire Bitten | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #25 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #16 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 5 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #553 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #476 | Cold Hots candy | 10 |
| #8 | Comma Chameleon egg | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #47 | Cornbeefadon | 2 |
| #5 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 11 |
| #5 | Crimbo hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo pants | 2 |
| #5 | Crimbo sword | 2 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #13 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #61 | Disgeist | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #13 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 2 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #26 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 4 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 5 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Ent cider | 546 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #46 | Gummi-Gnauga | 121 |
| 🥈 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 9 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #189 | Instant Karma | 55 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #62 | Jack-in-the-box | 65 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #19 | Libram of BRICKOs | 3 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| 🥉 | Libram of Divine Favors | 6 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #6 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2,328 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | March hat | 6 |
| #10 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 3 |
| #45 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 3 |
| #12 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 3 |
| #85 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 270 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #25 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 2 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #113 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 698 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #20 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #214 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #129 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 17 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #208 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 7 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #23 | Rainbow's Gravity | 6 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #51 | Rock Pops | 1,058 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #598 | Senior Mints | 7 |
| #5 | Sledgehamster | 2 |
| #14 | Small Medium | 3 |
| #29 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 2 |
| #13 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 5 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #15 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 123 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #47 | Star Spawn | 5 |
| #17 | Stooper | 10 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #25 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 4 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 10 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #9 | Underworld sapling | 3 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #11 | Unspeakachu | 26 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #179 | Valentine | 200 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #711 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 13 |
| #8 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 10 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | Yummy Tummy bean | 556,665 |
| #438 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #107 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #54 | antique nutcracker figurine | 8 |
| #12 | aspirin | 51 |
| #7 | astral badger | 4 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #74 | baby cuddlefish | 3 |
| #157 | baby killer bee | 62 |
| #32 | baby rigging snake | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #87 | baconstone bracelet | 10 |
| 🥈 | bad penguin egg | 14 |
| #550 | badass belt | 86 |
| #289 | bag of airline peanuts | 102 |
| #15 | baggie of powdered sugar | 3,980 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #124 | barrrnacle | 110 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #97 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #53 | blood flower | 289 |
| #67 | blood-faced volleyball | 35 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #888 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #19 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #35 | box of Familiar Jacks | 19 |
| #16 | box of sunshine | 29,942 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #319 | brine | 61 |
| #170 | broken cellular phone | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #11 | burnt flower | 3,278 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #96 | candied kobold | 45 |
| #138 | candy cane | 293 |
| #18 | candy cornucopia | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #443 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #14 | chocolate puppy | 3 |
| 🥈 | class five ecto-larva | 5 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork maid | 10 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #74 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #411 | clown hammer | 72 |
| #46 | cocoa egg | 400 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #6 | cotton candy cocoon | 10 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #48 | cute meteoroid | 3 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #7 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 40 |
| #28 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 9 |
| #443 | defective skull | 50 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| 🥈 | denim axe | 334 |
| #147 | designer handbag | 17 |
| #36 | detective skull | 4 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | doppelshifter egg | 8 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| 🥉 | duck-on-a-string | 679 |
| #782 | duct tape | 32 |
| #134 | dwarf bread | 40 |
| #244 | easter egg balloon | 76 |
| #5 | emo roe | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #92 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 18 |
| #51 | evil teddy bear | 282 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #907 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #15 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1,273 |
| #7 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 4,467 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #388 | fake fake vomit | 82 |
| #300 | fake hand | 90 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #15 | fancy chocolate | 88 |
| #42 | fertilized ghuol egg | 18 |
| #35 | festive egg sac | 5 |
| #150 | fetid feather | 74 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #119 | flaming feather | 130 |
| #58 | flaming glowsticks | 9 |
| #446 | flaming mushroom | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #125 | flirtatious feather | 70 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #50 | floaty rock | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #14 | floaty stone sphere | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #100 | friendly cheez blob | 16 |
| #124 | frightful feather | 94 |
| #80 | frigid mote | 9 |
| #143 | frozen feather | 90 |
| #427 | frozen mushroom | 5 |
| #405 | fruitcake | 54 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #134 | ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #623 | gingerbread bugbear | 38 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #15 | glowing frisbee | 3 |
| #33 | glowing red eye | 944 |
| #26 | goat | 372 |
| 🥉 | golden twig | 15,814 |
| #12 | gourd potion | 7 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #153 | green beer | 100 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #64 | grinning turtle | 4 |
| #19 | grouper fangirl | 3 |
| #58 | grue egg | 237 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #39 | hamethyst necklace | 15 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #860 | handful of hand chalk | 10 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #4 | homeless hobo spirit | 5 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #110 | hovering sombrero | 4 |
| #4 | hungover chauvinist pig | 1 |
| #22 | iceberglet | 2 |
| #206 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable duck | 3,398 |
| #39 | interesting-looking twig | 207 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #72 | iron pasta spoon | 128 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1664 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | jitterbug larva | 2 |
| #519 | joybuzzer | 58 |
| #11 | jug-o-magicalness | 3,548 |
| #179 | kneecapping stick | 98 |
| #121 | leprechaun hatchling | 4 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #148 | limburger biker boots | 3 |
| #91 | lint | 23 |
| #41 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
| #26 | llama lama cria | 3 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #22 | macaroni duck | 28 |
| #34 | magic dragonfish fry | 2 |
| #1116 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 15 |
| #97 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 43 |
| #75 | magical pony: Pearjack | 38 |
| #105 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 33 |
| #107 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 35 |
| #108 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 32 |
| #93 | magical pony: Uniquity | 41 |
| #29 | makeshift crane | 33 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #36 | maple leaf | 46 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| 🥈 | miniscule temporal rip | 5 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| #99 | mushroom fermenting solution | 69 |
| #16 | mutant cactus bud | 3 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #21 | mutant gila monster egg | 2 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #33 | mysterious chest | 2 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #28 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #4 | orphan baby yeti | 1 |
| #43 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #19 | packet of mayfly bait | 3 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #22 | peppermint rhino baby | 3 |
| #9 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | personal raindrop | 6 |
| #24 | pet anchor | 11 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #77 | pet rock | 91 |
| #373 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 71 |
| #310 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 99 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #54 | piece of coral | 9 |
| #35 | pile of loose snow | 4 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #18 | pixel rock | 2 |
| #76 | pixellated candy heart | 283 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #34 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #40 | potato sprout | 31 |
| #5 | pottery barn owl figurine | 11 |
| #5 | praying Grim Brother | 1 |
| #14 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 14 |
| #102 | pregnant mushroom | 4 |
| #31 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 5 |
| #489 | pretty flower | 186 |
| #35 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #92 | raffle prize box | 4 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #4 | really really sticky spider web | 1,258 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #12 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | 1 |
| #34 | rewinged stab bat | 45 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #17 | roboduck-on-a-string | 50 |
| #10 | rock lobster | 3 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #6 | roll in the hay | 5,000 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #466 | rubber emo roe | 69 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #47 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 49 |
| #13 | salty dog | 20,000 |
| #157 | sandwich of the gods | 17 |
| #4 | sane hatrack | 6 |
| #643 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #9 | scary death orb | 11 |
| #56 | scroll of pasta summoning | 254 |
| #46 | severed rocking horse head | 10 |
| #16 | shrine to the Barrel god | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #35 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| 🥉 | silk garter snake | 1 |
| #32 | skulldozer egg | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #78 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #116 | sleeping snowy owl | 39 |
| #83 | sleeping wereturtle | 12 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #61 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #11 | smoldering leafcutter ant egg | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #114 | spooky bicycle chain | 17 |
| #133 | spooky cosmetics bag | 15 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #61 | spooky mushroom wine | 8 |
| #333 | spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #6 | spooky rattling cigar box | 6 |
| #4 | squamous polyp | 5 |
| #65 | squirming egg sac | 202 |
| #23 | star starfish | 55 |
| #24 | stinky cheese ball | 2 |
| #423 | stinky mushroom | 5 |
| #83 | stone of eXtreme power | 127 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #19 | strange helix fossil | 4 |
| #105 | stray chihuahua | 21 |
| #422 | string of blue beads | 27 |
| #452 | string of green beads | 26 |
| #445 | string of red beads | 26 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #10 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 4,555 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #22 | suspicious package | 1 |
| #6 | suspicious stocking | 3 |
| #4 | sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #51 | syncopated turtle | 5 |
| #52 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | teddy bear | 122 |
| #33 | teddy borg | 207 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #153 | tiny barrel | 2 |
| #52 | toothsome rock | 143 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #73 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #5 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 2 |
| #8 | uniclops egg | 1 |
| #162 | untamable turtle | 11 |
| #112 | unusual disco ball | 14 |
| #46 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 4 |
| #6 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 2 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #31 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 383 |
| #396 | wad of cotton | 7 |
| #100 | warbear drone assembler | 6 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #5 | wax lips | 2 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #118 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 22 |
| #352 | whoopie cushion | 90 |
| #63 | wind-up chattering teeth | 334 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #4 | wizard action figure | 5 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| 🥉 | wrapping paper | 3 |
| #159 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #17 | wriggling severed nose | 9 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |
| #816 | yellow snowcone | 38 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #51 | yule pup | 3 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
| #6 | zombie dinosaur egg | 33 |
| #19 | zombie pineal gland | 100 |