| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #308 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 5 |
| #140 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 129 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 733 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #1192 | Crimbuck | 404 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #253 | Elf Guard MPC | 57 |
| #16 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 4 |
| #62 | Elf Guard honor present | 3 |
| #9 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 22 |
| #83 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 8 |
| #52 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #41 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #409 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 10 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #35 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 7 |
| #122 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 16 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #17 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 4 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #322 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 5 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #60 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 73 |
| #1327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #806 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 10 |
| #14 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 3 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #56 | book of facts | 2 |
| #14 | bowl of mernudo | 2,984 |
| #127 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #176 | burnt flower | 57 |
| #133 | candy cane | 302 |
| #33 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #633 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #74 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #248 | donated booze | 34 |
| #282 | donated candy | 25 |
| #363 | donated food | 13 |
| #117 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #232 | fistful of ashes | 17 |
| #806 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #1195 | fudgecule | 19 |
| #45 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #50 | government candy shipment | 2 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #7 | green and red bean | 2,976 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #74 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #10 | intact anemone spike | 859 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #9 | little parachute guy | 60 |
| #806 | lollipop stick | 7 |
| #157 | lost elf luggage | 2 |
| #467 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #19 | military-grade peppermint oil | 45 |
| #63 | moist Crimbo spices | 167 |
| #5 | oversized snowflake | 54 |
| #34 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #49 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #73 | peppermint bomb | 2 |
| #5 | peppermint eel sauce | 2,193 |
| #117 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #12 | power seed | 2 |
| #12 | runny icing | 779 |
| #4 | salt plum | 5,984 |
| #24 | salt plum sake | 8 |
| #5 | salty gumdrop | 709 |
| #26 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #5 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1,627 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1004 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #15 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 320 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #491 | twinkly nuggets | 2 |
| #34 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #33 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #41 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #132 | waterlogged cloth | 5 |
| #160 | waterlogged leather | 2 |
| #148 | waterlogged metal | 3 |
| #134 | waterlogged stuffing | 5 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |