| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #302 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 5 |
| #137 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 129 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 733 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #1221 | Crimbuck | 384 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #214 | Elf Guard MPC | 57 |
| #18 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 4 |
| #61 | Elf Guard honor present | 3 |
| #9 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 22 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 8 |
| #408 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 10 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #34 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 7 |
| #123 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 16 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #18 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 4 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 4 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 48 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 10 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #12 | bowl of mernudo | 2,984 |
| #176 | burnt flower | 57 |
| #131 | candy cane | 302 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #241 | donated booze | 34 |
| #271 | donated candy | 25 |
| #354 | donated food | 13 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #231 | fistful of ashes | 17 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #1191 | fudgecule | 19 |
| #44 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #50 | government candy shipment | 2 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #6 | green and red bean | 2,976 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #11 | intact anemone spike | 859 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #9 | little parachute guy | 60 |
| #808 | lollipop stick | 7 |
| #154 | lost elf luggage | 2 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #19 | military-grade peppermint oil | 45 |
| #64 | moist Crimbo spices | 167 |
| #5 | oversized snowflake | 54 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #26 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #69 | peppermint bomb | 2 |
| #5 | peppermint eel sauce | 2,193 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #11 | power seed | 2 |
| #12 | runny icing | 779 |
| #4 | salt plum | 5,984 |
| #22 | salt plum sake | 8 |
| #6 | salty gumdrop | 709 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #6 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1,627 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #15 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 320 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #491 | twinkly nuggets | 2 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #131 | waterlogged cloth | 5 |
| #160 | waterlogged leather | 2 |
| #148 | waterlogged metal | 3 |
| #134 | waterlogged stuffing | 5 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |