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#36 | Arrrmetia trading card | 4 |
#431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
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#382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
#1334 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
#6 | Bowlet | 41 |
#529 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
#496 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
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#249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
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#312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
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#175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
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#106 | Cloaca-Cola | 477 |
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#353 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
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#876 | Crimbuck | 874 |
#141 | Crown of the Goblin King | 130 |
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#56 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 13 |
#1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
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#82 | Disco Banjo | 7 |
#12 | Disgeist | 26 |
#85 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 17 |
#120 | Dolphin King's crown | 36 |
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#321 | Drowsy Sword | 61 |
#265 | Dyspepsi grenade | 52 |
#150 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 532 |
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#63 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 27 |
#76 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 47 |
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#44 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 11 |
#153 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 13 |
#29 | El Vibrato power sphere | 84 |
#166 | Elder Turtle Shell | 11 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#229 | Ent cider | 50 |
#1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
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#223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
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#45 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 8 |
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#225 | Hollandaise helmet | 22 |
#91 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
#170 | Instant Karma | 67 |
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#107 | Jocko Homo's head | 12 |
#250 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
#90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
#172 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 143 |
#217 | Knob pasty | 2 |
#199 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
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#261 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
#253 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
#7 | Lepardner | 2 |
#301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
#145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
#82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
#44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
#423 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 63 |
#46 | Mad Train wine | 4,354 |
#356 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 24 |
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#15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#237 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
#223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
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#276 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
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#106 | Misty Cape | 21 |
#131 | Misty Cloak | 13 |
#169 | Misty Robe | 12 |
#163 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 138 |
#302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
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#462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
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#208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
#136 | Newbiesport™ tent | 46 |
#987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
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#625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
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#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
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#864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
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#168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
#211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
#646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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#170 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
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#150 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
#6 | Slotter | 2 |
#62 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 18 |
#5 | Snoutlet | 3 |
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#971 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 4 |
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#4 | Straypler | 4 |
#325 | Summer Nights | 4 |
#279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
#252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
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#217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
#432 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
#101 | The Ring | 1 |
#96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
#208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
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#86 | Typical Tavern swill | 151 |
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#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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#263 | Valentine | 120 |
🥈 | Vamprey | 4 |
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#72 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 11 |
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#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
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#321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
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🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
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#303 | borg sock monkey | 6 |
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#102 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 10 |
#248 | drywall axe | 56 |
#1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#16 | duonoculars | 43 |
#990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
#229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
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#501 | frigid mote | 1 |
#428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
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#943 | fruitcake | 21 |
#52 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 17 |
#67 | furry skirt | 1 |
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#143 | fuzzy montera | 21 |
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🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
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#13 | hand-carved staff | 5 |
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#241 | heart of the volcano | 30 |
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#206 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 14 |
#27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
#176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
#301 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 11 |
#1020 | iGoogly | 9 |
#7 | ice skates | 1 |
#87 | iced-out bling | 5 |
#134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#39 | immense cyborg hand | 35 |
#185 | incredibly creepy marionette | 16 |
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#229 | ion grid | 62 |
#225 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 18 |
#741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
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#461 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
#108 | jar of squeeze | 8 |
#475 | jar of swamp gas | 92 |
#175 | jazz soap | 155 |
#882 | jerky coins | 6 |
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#162 | killer rag doll | 16 |
#136 | killing feather | 129 |
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#333 | kneecapping stick | 44 |
#213 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
#839 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#143 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 22 |
#939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#406 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
#91 | leaf | 2 |
#111 | length of string | 98 |
#94 | leprechaun hatchling | 5 |
#190 | lewd playing card | 13 |
#30 | loaded serum blowgun | 87 |
#270 | logic synthesizer | 46 |
#378 | lovecat tail | 2 |
#432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
#41 | lucky rabbit's foot | 89 |
#193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
#766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
#348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 10 |
#125 | mafia aria | 198 |
#135 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 183 |
#382 | maple leaf | 1 |
#520 | marionette | 3 |
#204 | marionette collective | 4 |
#282 | marshmallow | 97 |
#330 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 9 |
#186 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 17 |
#461 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
#470 | mauve striped oyster egg | 9 |
#128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
#11 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 2 |
#10 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 2 |
#26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
#17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
#38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
#76 | mime army rations | 5 |
#36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
#89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
#117 | mime army wine | 3 |
#30 | mime eraser | 44 |
#73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
#18 | miming beret | 4 |
#41 | miming boots | 2 |
#31 | miming corduroys | 3 |
#93 | miming gloves | 1 |
#14 | miming shirt | 6 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
#108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#998 | monomolecular yo-yo | 23 |
#190 | mood ring | 66 |
#178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
#690 | mugcake | 1 |
#119 | mushroom fermenting solution | 60 |
#280 | mylar scout drone | 17 |
#240 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 6 |
#863 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
#350 | nanite-infested eggnog | 13 |
#302 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 14 |
#376 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
#764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
#151 | nega-mushroom | 11 |
#842 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
#1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#257 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 16 |
#505 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
#1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#166 | oozenog | 16 |
#320 | orange candygram | 1 |
#642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
#104 | oriole-feather headdress | 11 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#160 | oversized fish scaler | 16 |
#273 | oyster basket | 15 |
#777 | pack of pogs | 8 |
#52 | pail | 186 |
#365 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
#40 | pants of the Slug Lord | 68 |
#41 | papaya slung | 60 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#282 | party hat | 10 |
#1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
#95 | pat-a-cake pendant | 12 |
#219 | patent leather shoes | 30 |
#523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
#1430 | pet rock | 4 |
#160 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 150 |
#160 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 168 |
#495 | petrified time | 1 |
#40 | pewter claymore | 17 |
#747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
#1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
#168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
#286 | pink candygram | 1 |
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