| š„ | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #399 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #184 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #567 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 21 |
| #84 | Beach Buck | 94 |
| š„ | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #85 | Bling of the New Wave | 10 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #11 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #163 | Chroner | 507 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #118 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 8 |
| #34 | Coinspiracy | 692 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #28 | Crimbo Credit | 464 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| š„ | Deck of Every Card | 1 |
| #240 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #389 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #331 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #70 | Freddy Kruegerand | 218 |
| #168 | FunFundsā¢ | 1 |
| #142 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 7 |
| #143 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 7 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| š„ | Goggles of Loathing | 2 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #798 | Goodfella contract | 6 |
| #171 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 6 |
| #29 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #116 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 8 |
| #214 | La Hebilla del CinturĆ³n de Lopez | 6 |
| #214 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| š„ | Loathing Legion moondial | 1 |
| #650 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 42 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #7 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 2 |
| #7 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 2 |
| #177 | Newman's Own Trousers | 6 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #282 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| š„ | Scepter of Loathing | 2 |
| #174 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| š„ | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #4 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 2 |
| š„ | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #34 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| š„ | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| š„ | Treads of Loathing | 3 |
| #83 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #88 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 10 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #5 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 71 |
| #8 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 59 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #460 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1290 | badass belt | 43 |
| #234 | blue class ring | 16 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1266 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| š„ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #632 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| š„ | glass eye | 1 |
| #309 | green clay bead | 33 |
| #421 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| š„ | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| š„ | kill screen | 1 |
| #600 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| š„ | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #19 | numberwang | 1 |
| #1516 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #925 | old sweatpants | 53 |
| #104 | ornate picture frame | 28 |
| š„ | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| š„ | packet of beer seeds | 1 |
| š„ | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| š„ | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #28 | picture of you | 2 |
| #269 | pink clay bead | 66 |
| š„ | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #9 | porcelain police baton | 2 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #71 | psychoanalytic jar | 7 |
| #219 | purple clay bead | 18 |
| š„ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #220 | red class ring | 67 |
| #51 | reflection of a map | 18 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #781 | spectre scepter | 42 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1347 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #657 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #115 | sugar shorts | 2 |
| #32 | topeƩ | 1 |
| #24 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #448 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #315 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| š„ | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| š„ | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| š„ | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| š„ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| š„ | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| š„ | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #209 | white class ring | 51 |
| #162 | worthless knick-knack | 94 |