Gaucho

RankItemQuantity
#233'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign8
#45Asleep in the Cemetery17
#27Ax of L'rose1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#77Benetton's Medley of Diversity2
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#158Blizzards I Have Died In5
#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#89Chori Zo trading card2
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#3211Crimbuck1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#21El Vibrato drone5
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#31El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)7
#40El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)12
#113El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)6
#78El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)5
#104El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)4
#70El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)6
#67El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)5
#66El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)15
#98El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)10
#38El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)13
#27El Vibrato translator1
#196Elf Farm Raffle ticket17
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#785FDKOL commendation11
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#209Inndya trading card1
#407Jack-in-the-box15
#356Kissin' Cousins3
#61Let Me Be!13
#39Maxing, Relaxing13
#656Microplushie: Bropane8
#701Microplushie: Dorkonide2
#681Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid3
#507Microplushie: Fauxnerditide3
#672Microplushie: Gothochondria6
#543Microplushie: Hippylase15
#433Microplushie: Hipsterine2
#819Microplushie: Hobomosome2
#643Microplushie: Otakulone11
#764Microplushie: Raverdrine3
#537Microplushie: Sororitrate12
#248Mr. Joe's bangles6
#83Nayztameetjoo trading card2
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#407Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip5
#259Pokëmann figurine: Duck6
#194Pokëmann figurine: Frank4
#158Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump9
#291Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking5
#291Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan5
#270Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap8
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#232Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu9
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#230Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf9
#708Pokëmann figurine: Twitter2
#307Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite7
#321Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth6
#23Prelude of Precision4
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#112Ralph IX cognac2
#200Sensual Massage for Creeps6
#158Summer Nights6
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#90The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#76Thorny Toad trading card2
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#612Travels with Jerry2
#216Typical Tavern swill33
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#81Woldo trading card2
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#860adorable seal larva3
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#430baby killer bee23
#502bag of bones1
#665balloon monkey2
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#968bananagate1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#339barrrnacle46
#934battered Crimbo Crate7
#116beautiful soup1
#643bed of coals1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#246blank fudge mold1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#253blue plastic baby1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#301bone aperitif1
#277bone meal1
#642bottle of bubbles3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#771canteen of wine28
#249cheap elven gloves17
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#346club necklace18
#59comfy coffin12
#198corncob pipe8
#516corrupted data12
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#1151designer handbag1
#465diamond necklace14
#466drop of water-371
#595dusty Crimbo crate18
#579elven limbos gingerbread23
#394elven moonshine29
#300elven socks15
#193elven whittling knife1
#377fancy canapés1
#656fancy opera glasses4
#187festive holiday hat21
#268fiery wing11
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#498flamin' bindle1
#815foam dart1
#202frayed rope belt7
#460freezin' bindle1
#627friendly cheez blob4
#40frigid air mattress10
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#380fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#843fudge lily1
#258fudge spork1
#1416fudgecule1
#179fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#667garish pinky ring4
#122giant clay ashtray1
#699giant designer sunglasses4
#398giant glass of brandy1
#136giant green gummi bear1
#173giant green gummi ingot1
#134giant red gummi bear1
#163giant red gummi ingot1
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#20glowing El Vibrato drone1
#295gray bow tie23
#241green drunki-bear1
#1010green gummi ingot1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#170gummi trilobite1
#233heart necklace24
#11honey dipper1
#39honey mead1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#41honeypot1
#153hot daub1
#17humming El Vibrato drone1
#691invisible bag1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#719knuckle sandwich25
#897kumquartz1
#661licorice root1
#988lollipop stick1
#156lucky bottlecap10
#453molten brick1
#491mulled cider1
#992mummy costume1
#353oozenog9
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#164panhandle panhandling hat10
#343patent leather shoes20
#892pearidot1
#456penguin thesaurus16
#737personal massager1
#945personalized coffee mug2
#382pink plastic baby1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#849potato sprout2
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#321psycho sweater1
#379pulsing flesh9
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#222red drunki-bear1
#994red gummi ingot1
#417rewinged stab bat1
#403ribbon candy1
#686rigid carapace7
#284rubber WWBD? bracelet21
#377rubber WWJD? bracelet18
#265rubber WWSPD? bracelet23
#245rubber WWtNSD? bracelet23
#69rusty piece of rebar8
🥉sealskin drum1
#511sleazy bindle1
#341spade necklace18
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#19sparking El Vibrato drone1
#1069spooky bark1
#554spooky bindle1
#937spooky sap1
#671squirming egg sac8
#132stained mattress7
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#918strawberyl1
#134stuffed Baron von Ratsworth222
#296stuffed Cheshire bitten114
#176stuffed Hodgman2
#338stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech105
#183stuffed Meat195
#321stuffed angry cow113
#233stuffed astral badger137
#309stuffed baby gravy fairy119
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#271stuffed cocoabo122
#103stuffed crazy bastard sword83
#200stuffed dodo1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#279stuffed flaming gravy fairy128
#357stuffed frozen gravy fairy107
#313stuffed hand turkey113
#2682stuffed key1
#97stuffed martini98
#327stuffed mind flayer113
#168stuffed mink210
#167stuffed monocle208
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#265stuffed scary death orb126
#514stuffed shoulder parrot43
#346stuffed sleazy gravy fairy109
#350stuffed snowy owl104
#426stuffed spooky gravy fairy96
#411stuffed stinky gravy fairy97
#173stuffed teddy butler201
#154stuffed tin of caviar216
#1048stuffed treasure chest43
#286stuffed undead elbow macaroni120
#179stuffed walrus1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#803sturdy Crimbo crate15
#269sucker bucket1
#804sucker scaffold1
#787superheated fudge1
#168syncopated turtle1
#970tattered paper crown1
#360thermos of brew1
#295throbbing rage gland1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#955tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf8
#868tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear4
#756tiny plastic Axe Wound10
#2097tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#607tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type4
#708tiny plastic Beebee King3
#1175tiny plastic Beelzebozo4
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#745tiny plastic Black Knight10
#788tiny plastic Bonerdagon6
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#435tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter10
#3348tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#694tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel3
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#826tiny plastic Father McGruber4
#782tiny plastic Felonia6
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1070tiny plastic G Imp7
#738tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser10
#939tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester8
#853tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist4
#1459tiny plastic Hellion5
#2827tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#1149tiny plastic Knob Goblin King4
#1448tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter5
#1770tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl4
#656tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist11
#1733tiny plastic Knott Yeti4
#525tiny plastic Lord Flameface2
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#956tiny plastic Norville Rogers3
#1447tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy5
#1770tiny plastic Protagonist4
#342tiny plastic Queen Bee7
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#682tiny plastic Scott the Miner6
#1216tiny plastic Spam Witch6
#822tiny plastic Spunky Princess9
#804tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski6
#561tiny plastic The Man8
#1072tiny plastic Trouser Snake7
#859tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer2
#1077tiny plastic XXX pr0n7
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#2860tiny plastic angry goat6
#866tiny plastic angry space marine4
#1083tiny plastic anime smiley7
#1755tiny plastic apathetic lizardman4
#935tiny plastic astronomer8
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#536tiny plastic batbugbear8
#1452tiny plastic beanbat5
#434tiny plastic bee swarm10
#652tiny plastic beebee gunners6
#486tiny plastic beebee queue9
#1109tiny plastic black ops bugbear2
#665tiny plastic blazing bat6
#3306tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#725tiny plastic blooper10
#1768tiny plastic brainsweeper4
#1448tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#759tiny plastic bugaboo5
#537tiny plastic buzzerker8
#490tiny plastic cavebugbear9
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#6131tiny plastic cocoabo2
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#759tiny plastic conservationist hippy6
#738tiny plastic cubist bull10
#1244tiny plastic demoninja6
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1453tiny plastic drunk goat5
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1466tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus5
#947tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker8
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#1070tiny plastic fluffy bunny7
#925tiny plastic fruit golem8
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4858tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#3343tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#1217tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers6
#1235tiny plastic goth giant6
#6100tiny plastic grue2
#1052tiny plastic handsome mariachi7
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#751tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear5
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#1462tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3934tiny plastic levitating potato4
#1239tiny plastic lobsterfrogman6
#1124tiny plastic moneybee2
#3976tiny plastic mosquito4
#493tiny plastic mumblebee9
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1766tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#1226tiny plastic scary clown6
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1059tiny plastic senile lihc7
#1080tiny plastic smarmy pirate7
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#2765tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#3368tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#967tiny plastic spooky vampire8
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#4017tiny plastic star starfish4
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#955tiny plastic taco cat8
#684tiny plastic the Free Man3
#1202tiny plastic topiary golem6
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#1067tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#1259tiny plastic warwelf6
#1045tiny plastic whitesnake7
#1239tiny plastic zmobie6
#909tourmalime1
#84trilobite candy mold2
#923trilobite fossil1
#455twitching claw10
#554unstable DNA97
#721untamable turtle3
#506vanilla-frosted king cake2
#900wad of cotton1
#13warm El Vibrato drone1
#37wild honey pie1
#733wind-up meatcar3
#615witch hat1
#1027wolfman mask1
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#1013yellow gummi ingot1

Wow, that's 5,314 items total!

what items are this player missing?