| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #318 | BURT | 82 |
| #293 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 4 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #174 | CRIMBCO mug | 93 |
| #114 | CRIMBCO wine | 59 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #187 | Crimbo Credit | 61 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| π₯ | French slippers | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| π₯ | LARP membership card | 1 |
| π₯ | LWA ring | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #299 | SchrΓΆdinger's thermos | 84 |
| π₯ | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| π₯ | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #615 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 11 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #898 | baggie of powdered sugar | 7 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1018 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of GoldschnΓΆckered | 1 |
| #32 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 13 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #73 | bubble-wrap simulator | 13 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #193 | bunny liver | 43 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #373 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #325 | eldritch effluvium | 8 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #91 | eldritch ichor | 13 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| π₯ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| π₯ | glass eye | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2304 | killing feather | 7 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #644 | pack of pogs | 18 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #303 | peppermint tailings | 21 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #88 | psychoanalytic jar | 2 |
| #133 | quantum taco | 256 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #2302 | rogue swarmer | 16 |
| #2490 | sawblade fragment | 6 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #46 | sneaky wrapping paper | 41 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #585 | spectre scepter | 56 |
| π₯ | spirit bell | 1 |
| #170 | sponge cake | 3 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #2258 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 9 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #2677 | unstable laser battery | 6 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #13 | wild honey pie | 2 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |