Museum :: SRO

SRO

Rank	Item	Quantity
#122	1952 Mickey Mantle card	20
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#60	Adventurer bobblehead	3
#82	Ancient Protector Soda	8
#145	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#186	Angelhair Culottes	6
#227	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#67	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#59	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#24	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#126	BOOterfinger	1
#381	BURT	54
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#62	Barney's rake	5
#403	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	27
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#118	Big Punk	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#207	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#275	Bling of the New Wave	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#663	Bonerdagon necklace	17
#57	Boss Bat britches	126
#93	Bram's choker	1
#15	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	54
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#95	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#658	CRIMBCO mug	16
#1643	CRIMBCO wine	2
#1701	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
#50	Choco-Mint patty	10
#52	Chori Zo trading card	3
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#102	Cloaca Cola Polar	19
#1444	Cloaca grenade	3
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#97	Codpiece of the Goblin King	52
#200	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#861	Cold Hots candy	3
#71	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	35
#180	Corpse Island iced tea	30
#676	Crimbo Credit	1
#1148	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#1171	Crimbo fudge	3
#814	Crimbo peppermint bark	9
#143	Crimbo salad	6
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#117	Crimbot battery	13
#268	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
#151	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	3
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#101	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#176	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#119	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#171	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#275	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	9
#164	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#261	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	9
#282	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#135	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
#352	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	4
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#115	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	4
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#287	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	7
#275	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#208	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	14
#152	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#92	Crown of the Goblin King	184
#296	D roll	8
#101	DUFRESNE Suds	87
#1769	Daffy Taffy	3
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#30	Das Überkühlraum trading card	4
#415	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#161	Dolphin King's crown	27
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#70	Drowsy Sword	191
#1509	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1572	Dyspepsi-Cola	9
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#413	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#89	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#32	Frigid Northern Beans	8
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#225	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#223	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#603	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#726	Go-Wassail	12
#117	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#155	Heimandatz's heart	9
#15	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	5
#19	Hellfire Spicy Beans	14
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#88	Inner Strength	4
#236	Inner Truth	2
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#369	Instant Karma	18
#92	Iron Beta of Industry	111
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#174	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#198	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#332	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	27
#185	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	7
#185	Lederhosen of the Night	7
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#53	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	8
#94	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	191
#171	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#48	Mer-kin digpick	4
#244	Milk Studs	7
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#45	Misty Cape	49
#68	Misty Cloak	28
#56	Misty Robe	45
#17	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	5
#1016	Mob Penguin cellular phone	12
#78	Moonds	3
#230	Morbidda trading card	1
#1052	Mr. Mediocrebar	42
#31	Nayztameetjoo trading card	4
#273	New Zealand iced tea	13
#99	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#191	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	34
#58	Orange Star of Sacrifice	27
#304	PEEZ dispenser	5
#147	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#37	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	63
#230	Poison Oak trading card	1
#22	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	12
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#71	Professor What T-Shirt	14
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#1266	Rock Pops	32
#126	Rock and Roll Legend	17
#84	Roo trading card	2
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#240	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#126	Science Notebook	1
#927	Senior Mints	3
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#390	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#56	Sogg-Os	8
#6	Spacegate diplomat's insignia	1
#5	Spacegate military insignia	1
#12	Spacegate scientist's insignia	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#11	Staff of the Greasefire	9
#7	Staff of the Midnight Snack	13
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#19	Staff of the Soupbone	12
#108	Stephen's lab coat	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#204	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	71
#288	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	52
#223	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	66
#19	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#66	The Emperor's new hat	1
#25	The Emperor's new pants	3
#41	The Emperor's new shirt	2
#88	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#210	The Mariachi's guitar case	8
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#70	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	7
#561	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#396	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#247	Thwaitgold bug statuette	6
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#113	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#332	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	2
#176	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#208	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	16
#327	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#1939	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#417	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	10
#129	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	4
#201	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#396	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#122	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#275	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	3
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#524	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	8
#363	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#374	Thwaitgold spider statuette	8
#1311	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	7
#490	Thwaitgold termite statuette	14
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#318	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#1150	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#50	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4
#50	Typical Tavern swill	393
#143	UV monocular	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#574	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	14
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#226	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#523	Wand of Nagamar	9
#132	Wax Flask	2
#194	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	4
#58	Wet Russian	6
#801	Wint-O-Fresh mint	11
#23	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	12
#163	Yakisoba's hat	8
#1144	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#1412	Yummy Tummy bean	98
#51	Zim Merman's guitar	14
#1168	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#444	adorable seal larva	6
#616	all-purpose cleaner	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#910	ammonite fossil	2
#1654	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#437	annoying pitchfork	6
#29	antique Canadian lantern	7
#25	antique machete	99
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#33	augmented-reality shades	21
#859	baconstone	9
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#58	bad-ass club	3
#85	badass belt	248
#288	bag of W&Ws	6
#501	bag of bones	1
#62	balanced antler	2
#505	ball	12
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#758	baseball	2
#1017	bat wing	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#640	battered Crimbo Crate	14
#252	beavermouth	1
#697	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#766	belemnite fossil	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#106	black and white cracker	4
#209	black paisley oyster egg	21
#1463	black plastic oyster egg	2
#154	black spot	5
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#122	blackberry combat boots	3
#100	blackberry galoshes	2
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#138	blank diary	1
#114	blended frozen swill	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#84	blue money bag	4
#810	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#392	blue plastic oyster egg	12
#139	blue polka-dot oyster egg	22
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#301	blue striped oyster egg	14
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#499	borg sock monkey	3
#9	bottle of Sanguiovese	4
#476	bottle of bubbles	14
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#383	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#34	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	3
#276	box of Dweebs	7
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#175	bread line	5
#501	breaded beer	1
#104	breakfast mess	70
#1082	brine	6
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1626	buckyball	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#798	can of Binarrrca	10
#238	can of CRIMBCOLA	9
#267	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	31
#435	candied bolts	4
#759	candied kobold	3
#177	candied nuts	6
#283	candied yams	31
#109	candy cane	360
#342	candy knuckles	6
#918	candy stake	7
#213	carton of rotten eggs	4
#42	catfish whiskers	23
#324	cement sandals	3
#88	chakra sludge	13
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#184	cheer-o-gram	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#128	chintzy accordion pin	5
#208	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#42	chintzy noodle ring	56
#35	chintzy saucepan earring	44
#91	chintzy seal pendant	12
#146	chintzy turtle brooch	7
#111	choco-Crimbot	16
#226	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#214	chocolate saucepan	1
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1749	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#276	clockwork key	9
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#278	club necklace	21
#155	clumsiness bark	1
#30	coarse hemp socks	1
#1063	coconut shell	3
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#374	cold wad	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#416	comfy coffin	3
#102	communal gobstopper	6
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#95	contract enforcement stick	8
🥉	control crystal	1
#207	cookie cookie	4
#288	corpse on the beach	17
#231	corpsedriver	21
#190	corpsetini	26
#735	corrupted data	1
#14	corrupted marrow	75
#113	crowbar	2
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#261	crystallized memory	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#841	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#233	cylindrical mold	3
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#1521	delicious salad	4
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#176	depleted uranium seal figurine	4
#114	diamond necklace	36
#479	diamond-studded cane	9
#1257	dill	9
#222	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	3
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#248	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	2
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#180	disco horoscope (Pisces)	5
#255	disco horoscope (Taurus)	2
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#287	discocktail	5
#679	displaced fish	1
#1638	doll house	1
#240	droll monocle	1
#123	drone self-destruct chip	1
#136	drop of water-37	100
#61	drywall axe	151
#1475	duck-on-a-string	1
#598	duct tape	52
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#49	dumb mud	8
#86	duonoculars	3
#687	dusty Crimbo crate	14
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#484	dwarf bread	8
#2347	easter egg balloon	8
#139	effluvious emerald	11
#2059	eggnog	3
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#38	elegant nightstick	24
#29	eleven-foot pole	64
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1664	elven cellocello	10
#1587	elven moonshine	1
#1015	elven suicide capsule	19
#22	elven tambourine	1
#118	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
#122	enchanted toothpick	11
#1390	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#129	executive mime flask	9
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#240	facsimile dictionary	44
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#1291	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#1133	fancy dress ball	8
#135	fiery wing	62
#46	filet of The Fish	4
#87	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#107	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#1798	filthy lucre	3
#1131	fire	3
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#9	fishbone belt	2
#9	fishbone bracers	2
#54	fishy wand	2
#34	fitness wristband	21
#497	flamin' bindle	1
#236	flaming glowsticks	2
#195	flaming mushroom	14
#528	flange	2
#141	flask of mining oil	20
#212	flask of tainted mining oil	19
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#493	floaty sand	24
#43	floral-print skirt	3
#125	foetid seal tear	50
#31	folder (KOLHS)	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#634	fossilized limb	6
#581	fossilized spike	4
#630	fossilized wing	2
#48	freshwater fishbone	38
#323	friendly cheez blob	7
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#253	frozen mushroom	10
#2871	fruitcake	2
#130	fruity girl swill	1
#252	fudge bunny	2
#197	fudge cube	1
#841	fudge lily	1
#107	fudge spork	3
#1301	fudgecule	8
#176	fudgecycle	1
#151	fudgesicle	2
#78	fuzzy busby	37
#3214	fuzzy dice	2
#61	fuzzy earmuffs	47
#52	fuzzy montera	50
#139	gamma nog	4
#947	garish pinky ring	1
#119	gauze hammock	1
#69	gearbox necklace	10
#1432	ghost cucumber	9
#80	ghost of a necklace	79
#47	giant discarded bottlecap	75
#58	giant discarded plastic fork	108
#40	giant discarded torn-up glove	80
#427	giant pinky ring	36
#87	giant spider leg	2
#84	gingerbread bugbear	314
#2815	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#119	glacial sapphire	7
#102	glass of bourbon	5
#249	glass of herbal tequila	1
#1000	gloomy black mushroom	3
#264	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#484	gnauga hide	7
#153	gnauga hide buckler	1
#148	gnauga hide chaps	1
#202	gnauga hide whip	1
#76	goblin water	9
#92	gold wedding ring	113
#693	golden ring	40
#277	good brain	13
#36	goth kid t-shirt	139
#52	gourmet gourami oil	30
🥉	green face paint	1
#933	green gummi ingot	3
#499	gremlin juice	2
#151	grilled mooseflank	11
#75	grue egg	209
#136	guard turtle collar	6
#160	guard turtle shell	16
#204	gummi salamander	1
#39	gummi sword	1
#118	gun cleaning kit	1
#981	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#184	halfberd	3
#55	halibut	3
#1645	hamethyst	3
#116	hamethyst bracelet	2
#205	hamethyst necklace	2
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#37	hand-carved staff	2
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#135	handful of confetti	204
#395	handful of numbers	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#178	heart necklace	29
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#195	heart of the volcano	36
#100	heavy leather-bound tome	2
#235	hemp candy necklace	4
#758	herbal stuffing	10
#1253	herringcello	15
#191	high-energy mining laser	5
#16	homeopathic mint tea	16
#39	honey mead	1
#41	honeypot	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#40	hot mint schnocolate	11
#153	hot pink lipstick	6
#25	hot plate	167
#24	hot-ass club	1
#108	hunk of granite	28
#175	hushed puppy	3
#184	hyperinflated seal lung	1
#116	iced-out bling	4
#135	imitation nice watch	1
#2353	immense cyborg hand	1
#22	imp unity ring	167
#1371	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#453	intriguing puzzle box	1
#1376	ion grid	4
#563	iron pasta spoon	9
#2795	irradiated candy cane	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#21	janitor sponge	9
#210	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#453	java cookie	2
#531	jawbruiser	5
#805	jerky coins	10
#41	jingle bell	1
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#949	killing feather	43
#1412	kite	3
#176	kiwi beak	4
#1050	kneecapping stick	7
#1517	knuckle sandwich	1
#599	laser-broiled pear	13
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#752	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
#2029	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1117	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#11	lead umbrella	2
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#661	licorice root	1
#93	limburger biker boots	5
#83	liquid ice	8
#24	little red book	1
#510	live wire	2
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#20	loadstone	98
#96	logging hatchet	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#888	lollipop stick	3
#143	longhaired hippy wig	4
#482	lucky rabbit's foot	14
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