Museum :: SRO

SRO

Rank	Item	Quantity
#122	1952 Mickey Mantle card	20
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#61	Adventurer bobblehead	3
#82	Ancient Protector Soda	8
#146	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#184	Angelhair Culottes	6
#232	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#382	BURT	54
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#62	Barney's rake	5
#405	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	27
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#661	Bonerdagon necklace	17
#57	Boss Bat britches	126
#94	Bram's choker	1
#15	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	54
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#94	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#659	CRIMBCO mug	16
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
#53	Choco-Mint patty	10
#53	Chori Zo trading card	3
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#102	Cloaca Cola Polar	19
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#97	Codpiece of the Goblin King	52
#201	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#70	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	35
#180	Corpse Island iced tea	30
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#1152	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#1173	Crimbo fudge	3
#816	Crimbo peppermint bark	9
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#116	Crimbot battery	13
#267	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
#150	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	3
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#100	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#118	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#170	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#275	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	9
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#260	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	9
#283	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#179	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#135	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
#352	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	4
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#114	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	4
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#286	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	7
#274	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#208	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	14
#151	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#92	Crown of the Goblin King	184
#296	D roll	8
#102	DUFRESNE Suds	87
#1769	Daffy Taffy	3
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#30	Das Überkühlraum trading card	4
#417	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#161	Dolphin King's crown	27
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#69	Drowsy Sword	191
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1571	Dyspepsi-Cola	9
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#32	Frigid Northern Beans	8
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#225	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#223	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#604	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#728	Go-Wassail	12
#116	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#155	Heimandatz's heart	9
#16	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	5
#20	Hellfire Spicy Beans	14
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#87	Inner Strength	4
#237	Inner Truth	2
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#378	Instant Karma	18
#94	Iron Beta of Industry	111
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#199	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#333	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	27
#185	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	7
#186	Lederhosen of the Night	7
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#54	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	8
#95	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	191
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#48	Mer-kin digpick	4
#245	Milk Studs	7
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#49	Misty Cape	49
#68	Misty Cloak	28
#58	Misty Robe	45
#18	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	5
#1019	Mob Penguin cellular phone	12
#79	Moonds	3
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#1050	Mr. Mediocrebar	42
#31	Nayztameetjoo trading card	4
#276	New Zealand iced tea	13
#98	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#195	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	34
#59	Orange Star of Sacrifice	27
#305	PEEZ dispenser	5
#154	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#38	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	63
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#22	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	12
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#73	Professor What T-Shirt	14
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#1264	Rock Pops	32
#126	Rock and Roll Legend	17
#84	Roo trading card	2
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#240	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#125	Science Notebook	1
#927	Senior Mints	3
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#56	Sogg-Os	8
#7	Spacegate diplomat's insignia	1
#6	Spacegate military insignia	1
#12	Spacegate scientist's insignia	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#11	Staff of the Greasefire	9
#7	Staff of the Midnight Snack	13
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#19	Staff of the Soupbone	12
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#204	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	71
#288	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	52
#223	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	66
#19	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#25	The Emperor's new pants	3
#42	The Emperor's new shirt	2
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#213	The Mariachi's guitar case	8
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#72	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	7
#561	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#248	Thwaitgold bug statuette	6
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#115	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#341	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	2
#178	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#210	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	16
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#423	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	10
#130	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	4
#208	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#408	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#126	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#288	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	3
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#529	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	8
#371	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#374	Thwaitgold spider statuette	8
#1326	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	7
#500	Thwaitgold termite statuette	14
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#51	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4
#51	Typical Tavern swill	393
#143	UV monocular	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#572	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	14
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#523	Wand of Nagamar	9
#134	Wax Flask	2
#199	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	4
#59	Wet Russian	6
#802	Wint-O-Fresh mint	11
#23	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	12
#164	Yakisoba's hat	8
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#1411	Yummy Tummy bean	98
#53	Zim Merman's guitar	14
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#456	adorable seal larva	6
#617	all-purpose cleaner	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#29	antique Canadian lantern	7
#25	antique machete	99
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#33	augmented-reality shades	21
#862	baconstone	9
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#60	bad-ass club	3
#86	badass belt	248
#289	bag of W&Ws	6
#502	bag of bones	1
#60	balanced antler	2
#505	ball	12
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#109	bark rootbeer	6
#758	baseball	2
#1017	bat wing	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#641	battered Crimbo Crate	14
#255	beavermouth	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#768	belemnite fossil	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#105	black and white cracker	4
#209	black paisley oyster egg	21
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#156	black spot	5
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#102	blackberry galoshes	2
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#137	blank diary	1
#115	blended frozen swill	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#85	blue money bag	4
#811	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#392	blue plastic oyster egg	12
#139	blue polka-dot oyster egg	22
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#301	blue striped oyster egg	14
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#9	bottle of Sanguiovese	4
#479	bottle of bubbles	14
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#35	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	3
#274	box of Dweebs	7
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#173	bread line	5
#501	breaded beer	1
#105	breakfast mess	70
#1080	brine	6
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#237	can of CRIMBCOLA	9
#268	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	31
#433	candied bolts	4
#760	candied kobold	3
#177	candied nuts	6
#283	candied yams	31
#108	candy cane	360
#340	candy knuckles	6
#919	candy stake	7
#215	carton of rotten eggs	4
#43	catfish whiskers	23
#324	cement sandals	3
#88	chakra sludge	13
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#130	chintzy accordion pin	5
#210	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#42	chintzy noodle ring	56
#35	chintzy saucepan earring	44
#93	chintzy seal pendant	12
#146	chintzy turtle brooch	7
#111	choco-Crimbot	16
#230	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#218	chocolate saucepan	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#276	clockwork key	9
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#278	club necklace	21
#159	clumsiness bark	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#1074	coconut shell	3
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#374	cold wad	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#415	comfy coffin	3
#101	communal gobstopper	6
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#95	contract enforcement stick	8
🥉	control crystal	1
#209	cookie cookie	4
#289	corpse on the beach	17
#232	corpsedriver	21
#190	corpsetini	26
#736	corrupted data	1
#14	corrupted marrow	75
#114	crowbar	2
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#234	cylindrical mold	3
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#1521	delicious salad	4
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#176	depleted uranium seal figurine	4
#112	diamond necklace	36
#480	diamond-studded cane	9
#1256	dill	9
#222	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	3
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#248	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	2
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#180	disco horoscope (Pisces)	5
#254	disco horoscope (Taurus)	2
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#288	discocktail	5
#677	displaced fish	1
#1640	doll house	1
#242	droll monocle	1
#124	drone self-destruct chip	1
#135	drop of water-37	100
#61	drywall axe	151
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#597	duct tape	52
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#48	dumb mud	8
#86	duonoculars	3
#687	dusty Crimbo crate	14
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#486	dwarf bread	8
#2346	easter egg balloon	8
#139	effluvious emerald	11
#2058	eggnog	3
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#38	elegant nightstick	24
#33	eleven-foot pole	64
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1667	elven cellocello	10
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1015	elven suicide capsule	19
#20	elven tambourine	1
#121	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
#124	enchanted toothpick	11
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#130	executive mime flask	9
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#239	facsimile dictionary	44
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#1135	fancy dress ball	8
#136	fiery wing	62
#46	filet of The Fish	4
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#1798	filthy lucre	3
#1135	fire	3
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#9	fishbone belt	2
#9	fishbone bracers	2
#55	fishy wand	2
#34	fitness wristband	21
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#195	flaming mushroom	14
#527	flange	2
#140	flask of mining oil	20
#211	flask of tainted mining oil	19
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#491	floaty sand	24
#43	floral-print skirt	3
#125	foetid seal tear	50
#32	folder (KOLHS)	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#630	fossilized limb	6
#578	fossilized spike	4
#627	fossilized wing	2
#50	freshwater fishbone	38
#330	friendly cheez blob	7
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#253	frozen mushroom	10
#2871	fruitcake	2
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#253	fudge bunny	2
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#108	fudge spork	3
#1304	fudgecule	8
#179	fudgecycle	1
#152	fudgesicle	2
#79	fuzzy busby	37
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#59	fuzzy earmuffs	47
#52	fuzzy montera	50
#140	gamma nog	4
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#69	gearbox necklace	10
#1432	ghost cucumber	9
#80	ghost of a necklace	79
#48	giant discarded bottlecap	75
#58	giant discarded plastic fork	108
#40	giant discarded torn-up glove	80
#428	giant pinky ring	36
#89	giant spider leg	2
#85	gingerbread bugbear	314
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#119	glacial sapphire	7
#103	glass of bourbon	5
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#1003	gloomy black mushroom	3
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#484	gnauga hide	7
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#76	goblin water	9
#92	gold wedding ring	113
#692	golden ring	40
#279	good brain	13
#36	goth kid t-shirt	139
#52	gourmet gourami oil	30
🥉	green face paint	1
#933	green gummi ingot	3
#499	gremlin juice	2
#154	grilled mooseflank	11
#77	grue egg	209
#136	guard turtle collar	6
#160	guard turtle shell	16
#201	gummi salamander	1
#39	gummi sword	1
#120	gun cleaning kit	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#184	halfberd	3
#55	halibut	3
#1648	hamethyst	3
#116	hamethyst bracelet	2
#205	hamethyst necklace	2
#97	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#37	hand-carved staff	2
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#139	handful of confetti	204
#396	handful of numbers	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#180	heart necklace	29
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#194	heart of the volcano	36
#101	heavy leather-bound tome	2
#233	hemp candy necklace	4
#760	herbal stuffing	10
#1254	herringcello	15
#190	high-energy mining laser	5
#16	homeopathic mint tea	16
#39	honey mead	1
#41	honeypot	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#41	hot mint schnocolate	11
#154	hot pink lipstick	6
#25	hot plate	167
#24	hot-ass club	1
#107	hunk of granite	28
#176	hushed puppy	3
#184	hyperinflated seal lung	1
#117	iced-out bling	4
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#24	imp unity ring	167
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#1375	ion grid	4
#563	iron pasta spoon	9
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#21	janitor sponge	9
#212	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#453	java cookie	2
#531	jawbruiser	5
#806	jerky coins	10
#41	jingle bell	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#948	killing feather	43
#1412	kite	3
#177	kiwi beak	4
#1050	kneecapping stick	7
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#753	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#11	lead umbrella	2
#1421	licorice garrote	2
#661	licorice root	1
#94	limburger biker boots	5
#83	liquid ice	8
#24	little red book	1
#510	live wire	2
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#21	loadstone	98
#96	logging hatchet	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#887	lollipop stick	3
#143	longhaired hippy wig	4
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🥇	ring	1
#37	ring of Detect Boring Doors	64
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#123	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	36
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#263	runny fermented egg	1
#97	rusted-out shootin' iron	2
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#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
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#184	sandwich of the gods	16
#31	sausage without a cause	8
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#53	sawblade shield	65
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#377	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
#571	scroll of pasta summoning	18
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#183	servo-assisted exo-pants	6
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#94	shovelful of dirt	33
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🥇	silent nightlight	1
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#63	spiky turtle shield	1
🥈	spirit bell	1
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#220	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	139
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#218	stuffed scary death orb	151
#183	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	172
#221	stuffed snowy owl	141
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#185	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	159
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#179	tiny bomb	2
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#290	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	6
#196	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	8
#184	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	3
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#397	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	5
#161	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	9
#50	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	6
#125	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	4
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#212	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	8
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#205	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	3
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#253	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	7
#313	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	6
#182	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	3
#389	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	5
#175	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
#119	tiny die-cast turtle mech	4
#321	tiny ninja sword	3
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#346	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#145	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	6
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#3948	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#265	tisket	1
#304	tofurkey gravy	28
#298	tofurkey leg	28
#161	tofurkey nugget	1
#140	tonic djinn	2
#975	tooth	3
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#1557	top	2
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#583	towel	15
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#477	toy deathbot	2
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1116	toy mercenary	4
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#45	toy sixgun	3
#702	toy soldier	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#1821	toy wheel	1
#243	traditional Crimbo cookie	9
#277	transparent nog	1
#1429	tree-eating kite	12
#525	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#125	tropical swill	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#193	turtle pheromones	21
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#457	twinkly wad	185
#417	unearthed potsherd	3
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#42	unfinished fruitcake	5
#139	unidentified drink	4
#2304	unstable DNA	1
#1476	unstable laser battery	36
#445	untamable turtle	5
#544	unusual disco ball	5
#50	valuable coin	48
#668	vampire collar	1
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#51	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	126
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#1488	vinegar	3
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#172	viral DNA	2
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#176	wand of pigification	3
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#254	warbear accoutrements chunk	12
#45	warbear auto-anvil	4
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#74	warbear beeping telegram	15
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#73	warbear chemistry lab	3
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#21	warbear energy bracers	8
#42	warbear exhaust manifold	5
#34	warbear exo-arm	6
#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#148	warbear feasting mead	3
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#11	warbear goggles	1
#26	warbear gyrocopter	24
#177	warbear helm fragment	34
#28	warbear high-efficiency still	6
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#21	warbear laser beacon	9
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#136	warbear liquid overcoat	11
#9	warbear long johns	1
#46	warbear metalworking primer	19
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#70	warbear oil pan	3
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#33	warbear procedural hilarity drone	23
#51	warbear robo-camouflage unit	20
#34	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	26
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#67	warbear soda machine assembler	8
#240	warbear trouser fragment	12
#244	warbear wardance potion	2
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#123	warbear whosit	1,818
#56	water wings for babies	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#70	weird gazelle steak	2
#1538	wheel	1
#72	white money bag	8
#118	wholeberd	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#536	wind-up meatcar	13
#94	wings of fire	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#743	wooden block	3
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#768	worthless knick-knack	3
#480	worthless trinket	5
#64	woven baling wire bracelets	11
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#61	wrench bracelet	57
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#125	yam candy	2
#399	yellow candygram	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#306	yellow plastic oyster egg	18
#929	yo	9
#808	yo-yo	28
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 17,909 items total!

what items are this player missing?