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#1346stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech38
#1498stuffed Meat24
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#2344stuffed alien blob2
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#2346stuffed baby gravy fairy22
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#75stuffed ninja snowman112
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#777stuffed zmobie1
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#55swirling mushroom wine1
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#96teqiwila1
#194teqiwila slammer2
#84tequila sunrise33
#48tequila sunset18
#61tequila with training wheels28
#232thermos full of Knob coffee3
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#641throwing wrench7
#353tin cup of mulligan stew3
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#749tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory2
#753tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer2
#220tiny die-cast Don Crimbo3
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#601tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#612tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer3
#614tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer3
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#604tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign3
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
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#481tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf4
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#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
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#743tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf2
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#186tiny fly glasses1
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#99tiny goth giant1
#243tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear18
#2097tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#508tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type5
#284tiny plastic Beebee King9
#376tiny plastic Bugbear Captain3
#364tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter12
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#305tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel8
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#215tiny plastic Father McGruber19
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#398tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist11
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#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#346tiny plastic Norville Rogers12
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#234tiny plastic Queen Bee10
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#442tiny plastic Scott the Miner10
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#151tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer14
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#340tiny plastic angry space marine13
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#308tiny plastic batbugbear14
#269tiny plastic bee swarm16
#335tiny plastic beebee gunners13
#532tiny plastic beebee queue8
#234tiny plastic black ops bugbear19
#167tiny plastic blazing bat24
#311tiny plastic bugaboo14
#280tiny plastic buzzerker15
#334tiny plastic cavebugbear13
#235tiny plastic fire servant10
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#393tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear11
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#311tiny plastic moneybee14
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#269tiny plastic mumblebee16
#209tiny plastic peacannon11
#2784tiny plastic senile lihc2
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#236tiny plastic spiderbugbear10
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#412tiny plastic the Free Man6
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#96tobiko-infused sake1
#333tomato daiquiri4
#51tonguebone1
#26topiary skunk3
#301torn hellseal sinew15
#111torquoise1
#126tortoboggan1
#32traumatic holiday memory1
#56tropical swill5
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#49turtle wax greaves1
#57turtle wax helmet1
#88turtle wax shield1
#101turtlemail breeches1
#111turtlemail coif1
#113turtlemail hauberk1
#726twitching claw7
#25twitching space egg1
#84two meat muck1
#139unflavored wine cooler2
#161unidentified drink1
#77unnamed cocktail5
#238unquiet spirits1
#1538unstable DNA15
#328unstable quark1
#562untamable turtle4
#1125unusual disco ball2
#20urchin roe2
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#45vampagne1
#373vanilla-frosted king cake4
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#41vodka barracuda1
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#75vodka martini49
#31vodka stinger1
#200vodka stratocaster2
#329voodoo snuff4
#170warbear blizzard mead1
#306warbear drone assembler1
#77warbear feasting mead10
#96wasabi marble soda1
#109wasabi-infused sake1
#71water purification pills331
#18whiskey and cola195
#315whiskey and soda2
#64whiskey bittersweet2
#87whiskey in a broken glass33
#425whiskey sour3
#32whiskey squeeze1
#100white Canadian44
#159white Xanadian2
#167white lightning102
#260wine spritzer3
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#95wriggling severed nose1
#156yellow brick road8
#57zmobie15
#67zombie1
#56zombie dinosaur egg2

Wow, that's 14,682 items total!

what items are this player missing?