Museum :: POkEy the brave

POkEy the brave

Rank	Item	Quantity
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#99	Alewife™ Ale	23
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#32	Amnesiac Ale	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#346	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#69	Aura Libre	1
#54	AutumnFest ale	1
#43	Aye Aye	2
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#57	Black Hole	1
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#496	Blood Light	3
#41	Bloody Nora	2
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#36	Bowl of Scorpions	34
#32	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1503	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#123	CSA cheerfulness ration	33
#68	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	235
#46	Caipiranha	1
#64	Candicaine	2
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#44	Chakra Libre	2
#18	Champagne Shimmy	2
#39	Charleston Choo-Choo	2
#58	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#36	Churchill	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#59	Citrus Crush wine cooler	3
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#85	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	14
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#80	Crazymaker	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#86	Crimbojito	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#140	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#124	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#48	Dad's brandy	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#184	Divine	4
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#28	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#63	Drac & Tan	2
#101	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	80
#8	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	2
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#23	Electric Punch	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#70	Fantasma en la Máquina	84
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#27	Feliz Navidad	2
#57	Firewater	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#46	Gets-You-Drunk	3
#67	Gin Mint	2
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#817	Go-Wassail	9
#77	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	2
#66	Golden Mean	1
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#67	Grasshopper	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#57	Green Manalishi	54
#51	Green Muslin	1
#41	Green Velvet	2
#48	Haymaker	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#51	Ice Island Long Tea	3
#207	Imp Ale	1,123
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#25	Island Thunderstorm	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#185	Jack-in-the-box	30
#61	Jackhammer	1
#113	Jamaican coffee	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#67	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	85
#27	Loathing Idol Microphone	1
#56	Locust	1
#39	Lollipop Drop	2
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#392	Mad Train wine	250
#253	Mae West	2
#116	Mae West with a fly in it	3
#63	Mark of the Bugbear	5
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#50	Mark of the Skeleton	6
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#62	Mark of the Werewolf	5
#74	Mark of the Zombie	3
#30	Marltini	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#172	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#61	Mohobo	1
#236	Mon Tiki	4
#29	Moonshine Mohobo	5
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#66	Murderer's Punch	2
#91	Muschat	1
#51	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#13	Mysterious Stranger	2
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#179	Neuromancer	4
#46	Neverending Party guest pass	1
#239	New Zealand iced tea	25
#39	Newark	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#59	Oh, the Humanitini	2
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#88	Oreille Divisée brandy	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#33	Phil Collins	2
#32	Phlegethon	1
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#82	Psychotic Train wine	10
#44	Punchplanter	1
#72	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#240	Ram's Face Lager	156
#59	Red Dwarf	2
#41	Rompedores de Fantasmas	102
#47	Russian Ice	11
#111	Sacramento wine	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#38	Sazerorc	2
#887	Schrödinger's thermos	4
#21	Scorpion Bowl	1
🥇	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#37	Siberian sunrise	1
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
#44	Simepore slime	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#25	Smuggler's Punch	1
#13	Spirit of Easter	5
#17	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	1
#17	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#52	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#16	Strong, Silent Type	2
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#126	Supernova Champagne	64
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
#65	TRIO cup of beer	1
#327	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	44
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#11	The Mad Liquor	2
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#48	Thriller Ice	2
#111	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	24
#65	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#273	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#805	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#1163	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#256	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#771	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#259	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	13
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#178	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#446	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#802	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#811	Thwaitgold spider statuette	2
#281	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#1741	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#113	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#32	Turtle Bowl	1
#185	Typical Tavern swill	47
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#32	Velvet Veil	2
#61	Vodka Matryoshka	2
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#4	Warehouse 23 crate	1
#81	White Hyborian	2
#393	Yakisoba's hat	4
#84	Ye Olde Meade	21
#92	Zoodriver	1
#180	a little sump'm sump'm	19
#84	accidental cider	36
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#851	anniversary gift box	5
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#716	antique record album	2
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#408	around the world	2
#59	artisanal limoncello	19
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#26	baby cuddlefish	10
#903	baby killer bee	8
#33	backwoods screwdriver	119
#34	bad rum and good cola	1
#132	bad-ass club	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#99	banana daiquiri	3
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#130	banana-frosted king cake	18
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#78	barrel-aged martini	6
#173	barrrnacle	81
#44	basic martini	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#995	battered Crimbo Crate	6
#116	beautiful soup	1
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#255	beavermouth	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#258	beertini	8
#82	beery blood	1
#41	berry-infused sake	3
#36	big glob of skin	6
#289	bilge wine	64
#584	bindlestocking	2
#172	black & tan	19
#29	black brandy	2
#126	black cherry soda	5
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#129	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
#84	blood and blood	1
#59	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#445	bloody beer	18
#13	bloody kiwitini	2
#121	bloody mary	21
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#123	blue shell	1
#102	blueberry-frosted king cake	12
#76	boilermaker	12
#301	bone aperitif	1
#10	bone flour	2
#20	boot flask	1
#96	booze-soaked cherry	6
#90	bottle of Amontillado	1
#59	bottle of Bloodweiser	3
#285	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#273	bottle of Definit	3
#250	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	6
#127	bottle of Evermore	2
#53	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#66	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
#118	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	22
#127	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	35
#63	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
#56	bottle of Ooze-O	40
#35	bottle of Pete's Sake	32
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#100	bottle of cooking sherry	29
#24	bottle of dark rhum	1
#82	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#254	bottle of gin	94
#53	bottle of laundry sherry	22
#83	bottle of norwhiskey	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#100	bottle of popskull	36
#198	bottle of realpagne	2
#217	bottle of rum	345
#76	bottle of sake	23
#68	bottle of sea wine	1
#303	bottle of sewage schnapps	18
#388	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#183	bottle of tequila	201
#158	bottle of vodka	206
#92	bottle of whiskey	710
#89	bottle of wine	18
#191	bottled day	1
#145	boulder	16
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#230	box turtle	1
#79	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#230	boxed champagne	6
#232	boxed wine	128
#501	breaded beer	1
#32	broberry brogurt	2
#30	brocolate brogurt	2
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#372	burst hellseal brain	12
#49	buzzing mushroom wine	1
#259	cabooze	2
#75	caipifruta	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#97	calle de miel	21
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#61	can of Brütalbräu	1
#71	can of Drooling Monk	1
#68	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
#421	can of Swiller	3
#71	can of depilatory cream	2
#77	can of the cheapest beer	1
#54	canteen of eggnog	1
#458	canteen of wine	59
#147	caret	1
#62	carrot claret	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#90	cheap Chinese beer	2
#332	cheap cigar butt	3
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#39	citrus-infused sake	3
#131	clear Russian	2
#26	club of corruption	1
#219	cocoa egg	67
#42	collection of tiny spooky objects	38
#52	complex mushroom wine	1
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#54	coney haunch	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#142	corpsebite	2
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#1811	corpsetini	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#17	corrupt club of corruption	1
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#69	cream stout	94
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#376	cruelty-free wine	4
#87	crystal skeleton vodka	2
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#187	cup of primitive beer	13
#149	cursed bottle of black-label rum	12
#305	cursed bottle of rum	4
#44	dark chocolate egg	5
#99	day-old beer	3
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#89	deactivated mini-Trainbot	2
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#53	dew yoana lei	3
#42	dew yoana salacious lei	3
#34	dirt julep	2
#49	discocktail	162
#367	distilled fortified wine	7
#30	double entendre	1
#30	dreadful box	1
#77	dream of a dog	1
#27	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	477
#195	dry martini	2
#134	dry vodka martini	3
#355	ducha de oro	3
#126	dueling turtle	1
#400	dusty Crimbo crate	28
#518	dusty bottle of Marsala	20
#524	dusty bottle of Merlot	21
#365	dusty bottle of Muscat	42
#377	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	40
#335	dusty bottle of Port	61
#341	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	46
#15	eau de mort	7
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#203	eggnog	93
#39	eighth plague	2
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#106	electric snakebite	4
#72	elemental caipiroska	2
#494	elven limbos gingerbread	28
#1188	elven cellocello	17
#875	elven moonshine	9
#971	elven socks	3
#280	elven squeeze	2
#748	elven suicide capsule	24
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#219	epic wad	2
#255	especially salty dog	1
#1693	evil teddy bear	4
#26	evil-ass club	1
#50	exotic parrot egg	1
#70	expensive champagne	1
#28	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#162	extra-spicy bloody mary	29
#40	extremely slippery nipple	1
#227	fat bottom quark	6
#217	fat wallet	1
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#131	figurine of a charred seal	22
#294	figurine of a cold seal	21
#116	figurine of a cute baby seal	2
#503	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#226	figurine of a sleek seal	11
#444	figurine of a slippery seal	3
#271	figurine of a stinking seal	8
#87	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	14
#305	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#132	figurine of an armored seal	2
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#608	fine wine	4
#69	firemilk	1
#188	fishelada	1
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#99	flask of egggrog	1
#25	flask of moonshine	1
#65	flask of port	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#79	flute of flat champagne	247
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#75	fountain 'soda'	5
#34	four-leaf potato sprout	1
#328	frayed rope belt	4
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#1034	friendly cheez blob	2
#501	frigid mote	1
#22	frigid-ass club	2
#221	frost-rimed seal hide	1
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#32	fruity girl swill	14
#195	furry green turtle	1
#121	fuzzbump	39
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#203	gamma nog	1
#162	ghost beer	1
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#52	gibson	12
#167	gimlet	4
#60	gin and tonic	10
#140	gin-soaked blotter paper	5
#61	gingerbread wine	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#158	glass of bourbon	2
#86	glass of herbal tequila	34
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#271	gray bow tie	25
#1195	green beer	6
#115	green eggnog	1
#61	grog	58
#824	grue egg	32
#208	guard turtle collar	3
#193	guard turtle shell	12
#32	gunner's daughter	2
#66	hacked gibson	2
#102	hair of the calf	2
#46	half-digested rat	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#101	hard cocoa	1
#40	haunted eggnog	1
#1210	heart of the volcano	3
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#45	hell in a bucket	1
#357	hellseal whisker	40
#695	herringcello	25
#28	hipster cocktail	1
#56	honey-drenched ham slice	117
#267	horizontal tango	4
#96	hot mint schnocolate	1
#40	hot wine	10
#24	hot-ass club	1
#46	hothammer	1
#148	hyperinflated seal lung	2
#90	ice porter	1
#39	ice wine	1
#721	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	92
#184	ice-cold Willer	364
#344	ice-cold fotie	67
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#154	icy mushroom wine	2
#74	infernal toilet brush	1
#150	ingot of seal-iron	1
#696	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#41	jingle bell	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#1042	knuckle sandwich	10
#57	large tankard of ale	1
#66	lavawater	2
#34	law-abiding citizen cane	16
#84	legitimate business on the beach	56
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#288	lewd playing card	9
#39	literal grasshopper	1
#153	little round pebble	2
#836	live wire	1
#25	low tide martini	1
#223	lucky bottlecap	7
#100	lumbering jack	5
#57	lychee chuhai	2
#767	macaroni duck	3
#59	magic dragonfish fry	1
#124	makeshift crane	2
#174	mandarina colada	3
#144	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
#38	mannequin leg	2
#138	margarita	19
#60	marshmallow bomb	1
#325	marshmallow flambé	2
#223	martini	15
#39	martiny	1
#71	meadeorite	1
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#301	melted Jell-o shot	5
#34	mentholated wine	1
#70	mid-level medieval mead	1
#17	military orb	21
#53	mimosette	11
#81	mini-martini	13
#12	miniature Embering Hulk	2
#145	miniature antlers	1
#120	miniature coffin	1
#39	moai toai	10
#257	monkey wrench	6
#94	moonberry wine cooler	14
#59	moreltini	1
#34	morning dew	1
#8	moss medal	1
#53	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	130
#1339	motivational poster	1
#53	mulled berry wine	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#60	mulled wine	1
#169	mysterious present	1
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#86	natto marble soda	1
#107	natto-infused sake	1
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#57	nega-mushroom wine	1
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#65	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
#108	non-aged vinegar	30
#39	nothingtini	1
#187	ocean motion	11
#116	officer's nog	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#47	old-fashioned	27
#70	old-school pirate grog	2
#410	oozenog	8
#73	open sauce	47
#51	overpowering mushroom wine	1
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#161	painted turtle	1
#117	painting of a glass of wine	4
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
#204	panhandle panhandling hat	8
#111	papaya sling	17
#310	papaya slung	5
#1135	paperclip	2
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#67	parasitic tentacles	2
#68	parisian cathouse	3
#88	party beer bomb	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#612	patent leather shoes	10
#40	pebblebräu	4
#1499	penguin focaccia bread	10
#417	penguin thesaurus	17
#97	peppermint pegleg	1
#71	perfect cosmopolitan	2
#75	perfect dark and stormy	2
#67	perfect mimosa	2
#67	perfect negroni	2
#68	perfect old-fashioned	2
#65	perfect paloma	2
#80	perpendicular hula	38
#85	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3
#2716	pet rock	1
#417	pile of gold coins	2
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#211	pink pony	14
#18	pixel rock	2
#26	pixel whiskey	1
#136	plain old beer	1
#240	plastic cup of beer	8
#142	plum wine	3
#756	pocketwatch on a chain	4
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#336	poison pen	5
#175	pork elf goodies sack	44
#243	possessed tomato	1
#423	potato sprout	5
#88	powdered sealbone	1
#129	premium malt liquor	5
#168	prussian cathouse	5
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#907	pulsing flesh	4
#176	pumpkin beer	3
#108	purple corpsel	3
#72	rabbit punch	3
#603	radio button candy	1
#147	raffle prize box	2
#167	raisin	3
#237	red ale	4
#106	red and white claret	1
#117	red red wine	5
#97	red rum	5
#105	red-headed corpse	3
#48	red-hot boilermaker	11
#65	redrum	40
#46	regular-size brogurt	1
#34	reverse Tantalus	2
#850	ridiculous cocktail	8
#940	rigid carapace	5
#140	rocket fuel	1
#107	rockin' wagon	27
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#90	rodeo whiskey	1
#189	roll in the hay	19
#218	roll of Hob-Os	1
#98	rum and cola	28
#263	runny fermented egg	1
#109	sabre-toothed lime cub	15
#77	salacious screwdiver	1
#172	salinated mint julep	2
#100	salmagumdi	1
#336	salty dog	28
#384	salty slug	3
#95	samurai turtle	1
#157	sangria	6
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#160	scrap of shadow	1
#57	screwdiver	2
#171	screwdriver	13
#156	seal lube	1
#476	seal-blubber candle	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#149	severed flipper	1
#179	sewer turtle	1
#70	shadow fluid	1
#66	shadow venom	1
#173	sham champagne	1
#58	shining goblet	2
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#232	shot of grapefruit schnapps	18
#76	shot of mescal	40
#199	shot of nepenthe schnapps	2
#282	shot of orange schnapps	12
#96	shot of peach schnapps	5
#118	shot of pear schnapps	2
#43	shot of rotgut	37
#228	shot of tomato schnapps	18
#43	shot of wasp venom	1
#43	shroomtini	1
#26	single entendre	2
#51	single swig of vodka	4
#60	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	28
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#167	sizzling seal fat	1
#201	skeletortoise	1
#72	slap and slap again	2
#125	slap and tickle	34
#129	slap and tickle with a fly in it	2
#335	sleazy bindle	2
#263	sleeping wereturtle	3
#186	slimy fermented bile bladder	77
#141	slip 'n' slide	17
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#111	slug of rum	10
#76	slug of shochu	18
#70	slug of vodka	17
#216	smiling rat	1
#148	snailmail bits	1
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#46	snakebite	1
#126	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	144
#55	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	6
#27	soilzerac	1
#2032	solid gold bowling ball	3
#121	soup turtle	1
#116	soyburger juice	2
#42	space port	4
#55	space wine	1
#74	spectral jelly	1
#159	spiced rum	6
#97	spiritual eggnog	3
#62	splendid martini	1
#936	spooky eggnog	6
#154	spooky mushroom wine	2
#112	spooky pirate skeleton	13
#907	squirming egg sac	2
#487	stained mattress	2
#171	star starfish	2
#39	stealth bomber	2
#482	steamy ruby	1
#125	stepmom's booze	1
#26	stinking agaricus	2
#147	stinky mushroom wine	2
#39	strange helix fossil	2
#58	strawberry daiquiri	138
#301	strawberry wine	4
#1004	stray chihuahua	2
#1607	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	20
#1666	stuffed Cheshire bitten	30
#176	stuffed Hodgman	2
#1346	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	38
#1498	stuffed Meat	24
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#2344	stuffed alien blob	2
#2157	stuffed angry cow	23
#2359	stuffed astral badger	21
#2346	stuffed baby gravy fairy	22
#364	stuffed can of asparagus	12
#1902	stuffed cocoabo	26
#1169	stuffed crazy bastard sword	4
#326	stuffed dodecapede	12
#1747	stuffed doppelshifter	4
#2291	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	22
#2129	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	24
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1657	stuffed gray blob	6
#1923	stuffed hand turkey	27
#1866	stuffed key	10
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#2074	stuffed mind flayer	25
#2005	stuffed mink	12
#2028	stuffed monocle	12
#75	stuffed ninja snowman	112
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#80	stuffed porpoise	2
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#2213	stuffed scary death orb	23
#826	stuffed shoulder parrot	26
#2372	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	21
#2396	stuffed snowy owl	20
#2097	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	24
#1299	stuffed spooky mushroom	6
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#2911	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	16
#1901	stuffed teddy butler	14
#1672	stuffed tin of caviar	19
#1484	stuffed treasure chest	20
#2223	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	23
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1161	sturdy Crimbo crate	7
#7	sturdy cane	2,018
#44	super-size brogurt	1
#34	sushi doily	1
#55	swirling mushroom wine	1
#148	tangarita	3
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#143	tankard of ale	9
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#2033	teddy bear	1
#96	teqiwila	1
#194	teqiwila slammer	2
#84	tequila sunrise	33
#48	tequila sunset	18
#61	tequila with training wheels	28
#232	thermos full of Knob coffee	3
#459	thistle wine	2
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#641	throwing wrench	7
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
#631	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	3
#749	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	2
#753	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
#220	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	3
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#601	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#612	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	3
#614	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	3
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#481	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	4
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#409	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	5
#743	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	2
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#186	tiny fly glasses	1
#10	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	17
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#243	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	18
#2097	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#508	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	5
#284	tiny plastic Beebee King	9
#376	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	3
#364	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	12
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#305	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	8
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#215	tiny plastic Father McGruber	19
#3954	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#398	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	11
#376	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#346	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	12
#3862	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#234	tiny plastic Queen Bee	10
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#442	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	10
#3927	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#151	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	14
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4022	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#340	tiny plastic angry space marine	13
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#308	tiny plastic batbugbear	14
#269	tiny plastic bee swarm	16
#335	tiny plastic beebee gunners	13
#532	tiny plastic beebee queue	8
#234	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	19
#167	tiny plastic blazing bat	24
#311	tiny plastic bugaboo	14
#280	tiny plastic buzzerker	15
#334	tiny plastic cavebugbear	13
#235	tiny plastic fire servant	10
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3895	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#8128	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#393	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	11
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#311	tiny plastic moneybee	14
#8112	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#269	tiny plastic mumblebee	16
#209	tiny plastic peacannon	11
#2784	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#3952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#236	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	10
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3862	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#3861	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#333	tomato daiquiri	4
#51	tonguebone	1
#26	topiary skunk	3
#301	torn hellseal sinew	15
#111	torquoise	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#32	traumatic holiday memory	1
#56	tropical swill	5
#192	turtle pheromones	21
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#726	twitching claw	7
#25	twitching space egg	1
#84	two meat muck	1
#139	unflavored wine cooler	2
#161	unidentified drink	1
#77	unnamed cocktail	5
#238	unquiet spirits	1
#1538	unstable DNA	15
#328	unstable quark	1
#562	untamable turtle	4
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#20	urchin roe	2
#107	used beer	1
#45	vampagne	1
#373	vanilla-frosted king cake	4
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#40	vodka and cranberry	61
#42	vodka and tonic	19
#41	vodka barracuda	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#75	vodka martini	49
#31	vodka stinger	1
#200	vodka stratocaster	2
#329	voodoo snuff	4
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#77	warbear feasting mead	10
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#71	water purification pills	331
#18	whiskey and cola	195
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#87	whiskey in a broken glass	33
#425	whiskey sour	3
#32	whiskey squeeze	1
#100	white Canadian	44
#159	white Xanadian	2
#167	white lightning	102
#260	wine spritzer	3
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#156	yellow brick road	8
#57	zmobie	15
#67	zombie	1
#56	zombie dinosaur egg	2

Wow, that's 14,682 items total!

what items are this player missing?