| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #659 | Go-Wassail | 17 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #29 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 40 |
| #691 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 8 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #444 | bone chips | 29 |
| #370 | bottle of Blank-Out | 27 |
| #561 | bottle of bubbles | 8 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1071 | handful of confetti | 38 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #588 | jerky coins | 28 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #581 | pack of pogs | 25 |
| #746 | paperclip | 20 |
| #192 | portable photocopier | 36 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2242 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #547 | wind-up meatcar | 12 |