| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #661 | Go-Wassail | 17 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #29 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 40 |
| #690 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 8 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #535 | antique record album | 4 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #442 | bone chips | 29 |
| #370 | bottle of Blank-Out | 27 |
| #564 | bottle of bubbles | 8 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1080 | handful of confetti | 38 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #589 | jerky coins | 28 |
| #466 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #704 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #581 | pack of pogs | 25 |
| #748 | paperclip | 20 |
| #190 | portable photocopier | 36 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2248 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #547 | wind-up meatcar | 12 |