| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Abyssal ember | 4 |
| #20 | Adventurer bobblehead | 7 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #64 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 2 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ax of L'rose | 2 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #695 | Bonerdagon necklace | 16 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #260 | Boss Bat bling | 13 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #36 | Clara's bell | 22 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2085 | Crimbuck | 30 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #285 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #51 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 6 |
| #260 | Drowsy Sword | 73 |
| 🥈 | Drunkula's bell | 2 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #40 | El Vibrato restraints | 14 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #39 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 20 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| 🥉 | Great Wolf's lice | 2 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | HOA citation pad | 2 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #193 | Iron Beta of Industry | 51 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #338 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 75 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 2 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #238 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 9 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #44 | Pener's drumstick | 2 |
| #147 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 7 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #240 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #27 | The Emperor's new shirt | 3 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 7 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 7 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 48 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #41 | anger blaster | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #83 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #644 | badass belt | 77 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #39 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #160 | blue class ring | 25 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #60 | bread line | 7 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #449 | burst hellseal brain | 9 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #109 | comfy pillow | 5 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Alacri tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Toast tea | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #116 | double-ice cap | 2 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #776 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #9 | fishin' hat | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #45 | frost-rimed seal hide | 16 |
| #56 | frozen seal spine | 2 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #136 | fuzzy busby | 25 |
| #111 | fuzzy earmuffs | 28 |
| #90 | fuzzy montera | 33 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #70 | ghost of a necklace | 89 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #98 | giant marshmallow | 4 |
| #40 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 22 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #122 | gold wedding ring | 77 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #69 | green clay bead | 194 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #755 | handful of confetti | 55 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #270 | heart of the volcano | 26 |
| #344 | hellseal claw | 64 |
| #334 | hellseal whisker | 47 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #63 | hemp candy necklace | 7 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #21 | hot cluster | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #67 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #325 | negative lump | 9 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #128 | old school flying disc | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #630 | pile of dusty animal bones | 2 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #70 | pink clay bead | 289 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #359 | pork elf goodies sack | 19 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #650 | pretty flower | 96 |
| #72 | purple clay bead | 68 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #90 | red badge | 1 |
| #177 | red class ring | 95 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #167 | rusty chain necklace | 21 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #186 | sawblade shield | 19 |
| #53 | scrap of shadow | 8 |
| #45 | seal lube | 10 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #101 | sealhide seal doll | 18 |
| #122 | sealhide snare | 6 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #97 | severed flipper | 2 |
| #38 | shadowy seal eye | 2 |
| #396 | shredded hellseal hide | 9 |
| #24 | silent beret | 2 |
| #29 | silver cow skull | 19 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #57 | sizzling seal fat | 9 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #80 | smoldering bagel punch | 9 |
| #521 | solid gold bowling ball | 34 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #186 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #617 | spectre scepter | 53 |
| #63 | sponge cake | 13 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #125 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #514 | torn hellseal sinew | 5 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #222 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 44 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #135 | white class ring | 82 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |
| #242 | wrench bracelet | 15 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |