| #236 | BRAINS shorts | 4 |
| #391 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #232 | Blood Light | 18 |
| #471 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #396 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #198 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 10 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #436 | ammonite fossil | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #150 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #171 | extra-see-thru nightie | 3 |
| #241 | extremely skinny jeans | 3 |
| #225 | fiery wing | 22 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #557 | fudgecule | 1,248 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #637 | green gummi ingot | 24 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #75 | molten brick | 175 |
| #110 | mysterious present | 4 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #632 | red gummi ingot | 24 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #444 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #21 | the finger | 5 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 18 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 11 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 10 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 8 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 23 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 13 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 28 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #163 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 24 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 10 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 28 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #298 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 8 |
| #220 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #232 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 18 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 11 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 18 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 22 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #181 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 24 |
| #253 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 17 |
| #131 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 27 |
| #156 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 25 |
| #192 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 22 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 27 |
| #141 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 26 |
| #242 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 18 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic fire servant | 13 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #134 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 28 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic moneybee | 21 |
| #132 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 28 |
| #304 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #113 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 18 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #112 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 17 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #668 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #632 | yellow gummi ingot | 25 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |