| #236 | BRAINS shorts | 4 |
| #394 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #233 | Blood Light | 18 |
| #472 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #399 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #1050 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #198 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 10 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #441 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1819 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #919 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #436 | ammonite fossil | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #859 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #4353 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #151 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #290 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #171 | extra-see-thru nightie | 3 |
| #242 | extremely skinny jeans | 3 |
| #227 | fiery wing | 22 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1039 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #559 | fudgecule | 1,248 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #174 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #244 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #641 | green gummi ingot | 24 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #1069 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #85 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #76 | molten brick | 175 |
| #110 | mysterious present | 4 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #225 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #634 | red gummi ingot | 24 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #211 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #443 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #21 | the finger | 5 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 18 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 11 |
| #249 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 10 |
| #2094 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 8 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 23 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 13 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #124 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 28 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #164 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 24 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 10 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #130 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 28 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 8 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #234 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 18 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2060 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 11 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #249 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 18 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 22 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #183 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 24 |
| #256 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 17 |
| #133 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 27 |
| #155 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 25 |
| #192 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 22 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 27 |
| #145 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 26 |
| #245 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 18 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2098 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic fire servant | 13 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #136 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 28 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #190 | tiny plastic moneybee | 21 |
| #135 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 28 |
| #308 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2820 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #115 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 18 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #115 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 17 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #670 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| #724 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #231 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #635 | yellow gummi ingot | 25 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |