| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #163 | Argarggagarg's fang | 9 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #376 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #93 | Barney's rake | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #80 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 85 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #335 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #153 | Boss Bat bling | 21 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #60 | CSA fire-starting kit | 386 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #27 | Chester's bag of candy | 3 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #119 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 8 |
| #818 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1236 | Crimbuck | 370 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #168 | Drowsy Sword | 108 |
| #9 | Drunkula's cape | 2 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #472 | FDKOL commendation | 305 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's carrot | 3 |
| #431 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #226 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #224 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #42 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 41 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #4 | Great Wolf's headband | 4 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Great Wolf's right paw | 4 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #549 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #10 | Hodgman's cane | 3 |
| #25 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 3 |
| #18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| 🥉 | Huggler Radio | 23 |
| #86 | Instant Karma | 132 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #482 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #97 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 9 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #319 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #46 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 266 |
| #7 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 3 |
| #24 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #60 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 87 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #25 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #16 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 3 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #35 | PB&BP | 7 |
| #517 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #237 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #34 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 3 |
| #16 | The Legendary Beat | 3 |
| #433 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #11 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 2 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1217 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 2 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 2 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #335 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #21 | Wand of Oscus | 4 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #394 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #265 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #7 | aerated diving helmet | 102 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #131 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #92 | badass belt | 239 |
| #137 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #280 | blue class ring | 11 |
| 🥈 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 28 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #13 | bunny liver | 885 |
| #289 | burst hellseal brain | 20 |
| #76 | cheap toaster | 21 |
| #100 | club sandwich | 3 |
| #204 | corned-beef Reuben | 9 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| 🥈 | das boot | 102 |
| #98 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 7 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #212 | easter egg balloon | 82 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #14 | eternal car battery | 22 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #529 | facsimile dictionary | 19 |
| #213 | fat loot token | 14 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #5 | figurine of a cold seal | 209 |
| #22 | figurine of a sleek seal | 69 |
| #356 | filthy lucre | 103 |
| #12 | fishy pipe | 5 |
| #38 | fistful of ashes | 110 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #75 | frost-rimed seal hide | 8 |
| #36 | fustulent seal grulch | 18 |
| #115 | fuzzy busby | 28 |
| #264 | fuzzy earmuffs | 9 |
| #220 | fuzzy montera | 12 |
| #197 | gold wedding ring | 45 |
| #22 | green clay bead | 802 |
| #64 | grue egg | 231 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #8 | hand-carved bokken | 10 |
| #22 | hand-carved bow | 2 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #485 | handful of confetti | 83 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #79 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #268 | heart of the volcano | 27 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #41 | hyperinflated seal lung | 22 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #121 | ingot of seal-iron | 2 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #16 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 100 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #5 | obsidian dagger | 233 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #17 | pink clay bead | 1,671 |
| #77 | pork elf goodies sack | 96 |
| #8 | powdered sealbone | 164 |
| #28 | puppet strings | 5 |
| #12 | purple clay bead | 402 |
| #220 | red class ring | 67 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #110 | rusty chain necklace | 31 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #69 | sack lunch | 715 |
| #547 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #113 | sawblade shield | 32 |
| #33 | scrap of shadow | 12 |
| #16 | seal lube | 28 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| 🥇 | severed flipper | 134 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #396 | shredded hellseal hide | 9 |
| #49 | sizzling seal fat | 10 |
| #12 | slime-covered club | 2 |
| #5 | slime-covered compass | 2 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #61 | spectre scepter | 266 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #786 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #9 | tainted seal's blood | 68 |
| #401 | torn hellseal sinew | 9 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #18 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 222 |
| #23 | very large caltrop | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #239 | white class ring | 41 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #136 | wrench bracelet | 26 |
| #55 | your own black heart | 23 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #9 | zombie mariachi hat | 2 |
| #4 | zombie mariachi pants | 3 |