| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #79 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 6 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #97 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 6 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #31 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 3 |
| #12 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 5 |
| #62 | Staff of the Soupbone | 3 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1144 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #759 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #139 | crumbling rat skull | 4 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #475 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #610 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #332 | figurine of a stinking seal | 6 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #42 | little parachute guy | 2 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1738 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #171 | sealhide snare | 2 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #677 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #44 | squirmy violent party snack | 2 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #28 | superduperball | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #322 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #161 | wine-soaked bone chips | 6 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |