| #88 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #282 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #95 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 11 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #275 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #40 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 3 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #86 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 10 |
| #550 | Instant Karma | 9 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #198 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #216 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #216 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #101 | Let Me Be! | 10 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #202 | Safari Jack's moustache | 7 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #54 | Tales from the Fireside | 10 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #130 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #58 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 2 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #661 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #93 | Uncle Romulus | 11 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #175 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 11 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #439 | banana | 10 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #230 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #510 | bunch of bananas | 6 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2737 | golden ring | 2 |
| #202 | grass clippings | 2 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| #280 | heart of the volcano | 25 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #180 | invisible bag | 5 |
| #1045 | jar of swamp gas | 6 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #56 | machetito | 3 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #616 | mummy costume | 9 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #348 | piece of wedding cake | 17 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #192 | pixel holy water | 2 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #216 | plastic cup of beer | 10 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #27 | poisonous caviar | 27 |
| #594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #170 | purple glowstick | 10 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| 🥉 | superamplified boom box | 3,053 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #35 | trout fang | 9 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #437 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #29 | wet venom duct | 18 |
| #210 | witch hat | 4 |
| #589 | wolfman mask | 10 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |