| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #175 | DUFRESNE Suds | 10 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #95 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #39 | armored prawn | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #328 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
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| #23 | beaver punch (papaya) | 10 |
| #20 | beaver punch (peach) | 10 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #36 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #296 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #103 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #27 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #81 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #584 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #91 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #234 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #67 | hunk of granite | 50 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #431 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #32 | makeshift crane | 29 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #27 | moosemeat pie | 10 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #77 | party balloon | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #147 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #9 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #141 | portable table | 2 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #52 | primitive candy cane | 5 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #143 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #118 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #54 | standard-issue cupcake | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2662 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2687 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #83 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #70 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #113 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #28 | wax pancake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |