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| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #464 | BURT | 28 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #490 | Chroner | 9 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #238 | Friendliness Beverage | 7 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #202 | Safari Jack's moustache | 7 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #565 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #365 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #572 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 41 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #797 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #1662 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #956 | bar skin | 3 |
| #717 | bat guano | 4 |
| #807 | bat wing | 4 |
| #938 | batgut | 5 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #277 | blind-packed capsule toy | 23 |
| #151 | blob of Alphredo™ | 3 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| #1224 | brine | 3 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #230 | candy cigarette | 3 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #174 | chocolate stolen accordion | 2 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #235 | corned-beef Reuben | 5 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #539 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1296 | fudgecule | 9 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #510 | gauze garter | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #217 | jive turkey leg | 2 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #236 | legitimate business on the beach | 3 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #25 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #375 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #677 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #580 | pearidot | 7 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1217 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #803 | ridiculous sandwich | 5 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #36 | sealhide moccasins | 2 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #403 | solid gold bowling ball | 46 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #594 | strawberyl | 7 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #842 | swirly potion | 2 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #168 | throwing candy | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #591 | tourmalime | 7 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #517 | trilobite fossil | 7 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #691 | white sword | 2 |