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| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #233 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #466 | BURT | 28 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #480 | Chroner | 9 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #241 | Friendliness Beverage | 7 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #623 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #204 | Safari Jack's moustache | 7 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #566 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1217 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #384 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1252 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1039 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #572 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 41 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #802 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #1659 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #954 | bar skin | 3 |
| #718 | bat guano | 4 |
| #808 | bat wing | 4 |
| #938 | batgut | 5 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #697 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #276 | blind-packed capsule toy | 23 |
| #151 | blob of Alphredo™ | 3 |
| #214 | blue grass | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #117 | bottled day | 2 |
| #93 | bread line | 6 |
| #1223 | brine | 3 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #233 | candy cigarette | 3 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #177 | chocolate stolen accordion | 2 |
| #209 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #234 | corned-beef Reuben | 5 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #540 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1300 | fudgecule | 9 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #510 | gauze garter | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #161 | goblin water | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #220 | jive turkey leg | 2 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #241 | legitimate business on the beach | 3 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #25 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #375 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #580 | pearidot | 7 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #801 | ridiculous sandwich | 5 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #36 | sealhide moccasins | 2 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #407 | solid gold bowling ball | 46 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #594 | strawberyl | 7 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #842 | swirly potion | 2 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #170 | throwing candy | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #591 | tourmalime | 7 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #518 | trilobite fossil | 7 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #689 | white sword | 2 |