| #38 | Aggressive Carrot | 76 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #235 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 42 |
| #205 | Boss Bat britches | 62 |
| #47 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 11 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #164 | Cold Hots candy | 82 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 11 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #97 | Holiday Fun! | 2 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #56 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,339 |
| #7 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 35 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #101 | Mark of the Werewolf | 2 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #142 | NPZR chemistry set | 40 |
| #108 | Necrotelicomnicon | 7 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #128 | Senior Mints | 113 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #45 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 26 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #179 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 101 |
| #26 | Xiblaxian polymer | 108 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #18 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 528 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #124 | arrowgram | 22 |
| #53 | badass belt | 301 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #140 | bottle of goofballs | 152 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #777 | box of sunshine | 369 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #93 | eleven-foot pole | 5 |
| #179 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 15 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #448 | gingerbread bugbear | 53 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #44 | jam band bootleg | 16 |
| #65 | killing jar | 17 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #16 | sorority girl's box | 2 |
| #56 | spectre scepter | 271 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #68 | sugar shard | 173 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #45 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 138 |
| #93 | white page | 2 |
| #969 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |