| #38 | Aggressive Carrot | 76 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #236 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 42 |
| #207 | Boss Bat britches | 62 |
| #47 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 11 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #164 | Cold Hots candy | 82 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 11 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #97 | Holiday Fun! | 2 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #56 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,339 |
| #8 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 35 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #104 | Mark of the Werewolf | 2 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #142 | NPZR chemistry set | 40 |
| #109 | Necrotelicomnicon | 7 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #129 | Senior Mints | 113 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #45 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 26 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #180 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 101 |
| #27 | Xiblaxian polymer | 108 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #18 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 528 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #124 | arrowgram | 22 |
| #53 | badass belt | 301 |
| #215 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #141 | bottle of goofballs | 152 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #778 | box of sunshine | 369 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #97 | eleven-foot pole | 5 |
| #182 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 15 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #447 | gingerbread bugbear | 53 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #45 | jam band bootleg | 16 |
| #63 | killing jar | 17 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #16 | sorority girl's box | 2 |
| #58 | spectre scepter | 271 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #68 | sugar shard | 173 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #44 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 138 |
| #95 | white page | 2 |
| #971 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |