| #64 | Argarggagarg's fang | 16 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #1173 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #2071 | Crimbuck | 31 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #49 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #38 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #98 | Heimandatz's heart | 12 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #68 | Jocko Homo's head | 15 |
| #117 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 560 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #17 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 33 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #6 | Professor of Spelunkology | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #134 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #77 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 18 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 8 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #14 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
| #93 | Yakisoba's hat | 11 |
| #107 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #60 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #1045 | delicious salad | 14 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #154 | friendly cheez blob | 12 |
| #886 | gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #23 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #467 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #436 | handful of confetti | 89 |
| #72 | heart of the volcano | 69 |
| #171 | hunk of granite | 3 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #92 | lustrous oyster egg | 5 |
| #168 | macaroni duck | 10 |
| #165 | magnificent oyster egg | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #119 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #504 | really dense meat stack | 13 |
| #166 | red ale | 5 |
| #180 | shovelful of dirt | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #237 | solid gold bowling ball | 79 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #117 | stray chihuahua | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #183 | untamable turtle | 10 |
| #112 | unusual disco ball | 14 |