Museum :: Ford Fairlane

Ford Fairlane

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#398	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#181	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#1397	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#85	Bling of the New Wave	10
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#950	Bonerdagon necklace	10
#338	Boss Bat bling	10
#940	Boss Bat britches	14
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#247	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#759	Codpiece of the Goblin King	10
#201	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#399	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1116	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#104	Disco 'Fro Pick	15
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#106	El Sombrero De Lopez	16
#332	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#180	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#179	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#172	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#717	Iron Beta of Industry	8
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#250	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#88	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	14
#84	Lederhosen of the Night	14
#616	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	44
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#392	Misty Cape	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#178	Newman's Own Trousers	6
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#240	Orange Star of Sacrifice	9
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#261	Rock and Roll Legend	6
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#79	Staff of the Soupbone	2
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#287	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	13
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#88	Volartta's bellbottoms	10
#105	White Hyborian	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#1017	badass belt	53
#430	balaclava	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#72	bark beret	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#559	beer helmet	2
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#667	black shield	1
#509	black snake skin	7
#726	black sword	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#968	bunny liver	1
#849	burst hellseal brain	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#164	can of starch	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#130	chintzy accordion pin	5
#113	chintzy disco ball pendant	9
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#80	citrus-infused sake	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#278	clown skin	25
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#246	cottage	1
#569	cream stout	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#825	demon skin	2
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#266	dry martini	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#254	especially salty dog	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#489	fetid feather	9
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#529	fire poi	1
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#398	flirtatious feather	12
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#507	friendly cheez blob	5
#432	frightful feather	13
#480	frozen feather	11
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#427	furry pants	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#446	gator skin	8
#121	gauze hammock	1
#240	gearbox necklace	4
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1146	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#275	gimlet	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#547	grog	1
#5337	grue egg	1
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#836	handful of confetti	51
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#416	heart of the volcano	17
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#160	holiday log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#101	icicle katana	1
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#171	ketchup hound	52
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#683	leathery bat skin	2
#322	leathery cat skin	25
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#377	los chinos	1
#233	lotion of coldness	1
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#1061	lucky rabbit's foot	5
#230	lumbering jack	1
#312	macaroni duck	7
#387	magnifying glass	1
#102	makeshift cape	3
#195	makeshift crane	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#480	margarita	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#144	missing wine	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#96	nasty rat mask	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#375	obsidian dagger	44
#218	oil of expertise	1
#178	oil of oiliness	3
#232	oil of slipperiness	1
#219	oil of stability	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#409	ovoid leather thing	1
#71	pacification grenade	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#121	palm-frond net	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#619	papaya slung	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#403	paranormal ricotta	1
#179	pebblebräu	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#594	pink pony	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#213	plum wine	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#40	pretty pink bow	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#92	pulled porquoise ring	1
#268	pumpkin beer	1
#28	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#36	rat tooth polish	1
#86	ratskin belt	1
#890	red class ring	3
#515	redrum	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#494	roll in the hay	1
#204	roll of toilet paper	537
#388	round green sunglasses	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#647	rum and cola	1
#76	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
#750	rusty chain necklace	2
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#336	sangria	1
#640	sawblade shield	3
#77	screwdiver	1
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#412	shock collar	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#747	shot of tomato schnapps	1
#482	silver shrimp fork	3
#81	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#546	slap and tickle	1
#41	smiley-face sticker	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#802	snowboarder pants	1
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#478	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#72	soylent staff	1
#337	spaghetti cult mask	1
#328	spaghetti cult rosary	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#419	spark plug earring	2
#1365	spectre scepter	20
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#278	spooky staff	1
#993	stainless steel scarf	3
#1129	stainless steel shillelagh	4
#706	stainless steel skullcap	5
#228	stainless steel slacks	12
#618	stainless steel solitaire	5
#349	stainless steel suspenders	11
#310	star buckler	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#309	star staff	1
#420	star sword	1
#34	stick-on mini solar panels	1
#249	stinky mushroom wine	1
#697	strawberry daiquiri	1
#173	stray chihuahua	14
#7820	stuffed Cheshire bitten	2
#7826	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	2
#8864	stuffed angry cow	1
#7832	stuffed astral badger	2
#8950	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#7694	stuffed cocoabo	2
#7882	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	2
#7822	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	2
#8979	stuffed hand turkey	1
#7826	stuffed mind flayer	2
#7885	stuffed scary death orb	2
#4800	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#7840	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	2
#8884	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#7774	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	2
#8893	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#963	swashbuckling pants	1
#225	tangarita	1
#384	targeting chip	1
#72	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#74	teddy borg sewing kit	1
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#536	thistle wine	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#124	tropical swill	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#442	tube sock	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#446	untamable turtle	5
#212	unusual disco ball	10
#423	vampire collar	3
#196	vampire pearl	2
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#1032	white class ring	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#807	white snake skin	4
#1245	wolf mask	1
#256	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#528	wrench bracelet	5
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1147	yeti fur	16

Wow, that's 1,939 items total!

what items are this player missing?