Hammered

RankItemQuantity
#14371-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14553-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22448-ball1
#6269-ball1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#113Alice's Army Hammerman5
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#3369Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#368Better Than Cuddling Cake5
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1921Bonerdagon necklace2
#59Bordeaux Marteaux3
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#44Cold One130
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#1517Crimbuck172
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#184Dust bunny2
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#16Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#39En Una Fila Tequila2
#102Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#75Former Sheriff Dan's tin star1
#296Happy Birthday, Claude! cake4
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#40Jackhammer2
#127Kevlar balloon1
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1006Knob Goblin harem pants1
#995Knob Goblin harem veil1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#95LCD game: Garbage River3
#32Mae West with a fly in it11
#4Manual of Transcendent Olfaction6
#45Martialest Arts trophy1
#41Maxwell's Silver Hammer109
#44Mer-kin darkbook2
#78Microplushie: Bropane147
#65Microplushie: Dorkonide58
#80Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid67
#113Microplushie: Fauxnerditide26
#79Microplushie: Gothochondria118
#70Microplushie: Hippylase176
#434Microplushie: Hipsterine2
#72Microplushie: Hobomosome87
#65Microplushie: Otakulone202
#106Microplushie: Raverdrine82
#61Microplushie: Sororitrate157
#81Mr. Balloon2
#226Mr. Haggis2
#182Mylar balloon1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#615Orcish cargo shorts2
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#195Piddles1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#72Pocket Square of Loathing2
#124Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip14
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#443Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump3
#354Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking4
#305Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap7
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#349Pokëmann figurine: Nothing4
#348Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu6
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#255Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf8
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#688Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#125Science Notebook1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#12Sledgehamster1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#4Tales of Dread1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#82Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette27
#256Thwaitgold ant statuette5
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#264Thwaitgold bookworm statuette4
#157Thwaitgold bug statuette10
#171Thwaitgold butterfly statuette6
#115Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette7
#415Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#424Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#135Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette20
#549Thwaitgold firefly statuette8
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#318Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#52Thwaitgold maggot statuette23
#186Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette2
#207Thwaitgold metabug statuette2
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#262Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#446Thwaitgold nymph statuette1
#75Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette6
#440Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#897Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette3
#665Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#219Thwaitgold spider statuette12
#95Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette26
#514Thwaitgold termite statuette13
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#118Venus flytrap2
#292Ze™ goggles1
#45adorable seal larva24
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#262anniversary balloon4
#886antique greaves1
#896antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#947antique spear1
#854arrrgyle socks1
#430balaclava1
#1029balloon monkey1
#955bejeweled cufflinks1
#44bewitching boots1
#1005big red clown nose1
#132black lotus1
#63blammer1
#35blended frozen swill with a fly in it10
#963bloody clown pants1
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#4box of hammers361
#2708brick1
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#364bunny liver16
#407burnt flower1
#229burst hellseal brain32
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#395can of Binarrrca24
#311chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses5
#16classy monkey74
#37clock-cleaning hammer2
#203clown hammer138
#797clown shoes1
#777cold ninja mask1
🥉control crystal1
#849cornuthaum1
#456daisy4
#124das boot1
#57deadly nightshade1
#56delicious star salad2
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#76duct tape sword2
#895eXtreme mittens1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#5139easter egg balloon1
🥈eerily silent box1
🥇elevenderizing hammer5
#38exclusive club1
#1086eyepatch1
#1808fake fake vomit2
#62fear condenser1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#838flashing novelty button2
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#19friendly cheez blob46
#1240fuzzy dice5
#668garish pinky ring4
#986giant designer sunglasses1
#62giant diamond ring1
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#60gingerbread gavel1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#419green balloon5
#1006green glowstick1
#47hammerus1
#488heart-shaped balloon11
#16heart-shaped crate1
#293hobo nickel1,000
#19homemade robot1
#18hot daub bun1
#45hothammer1
#426icy-hot katana1
#354jar of swamp gas116
#1883joybuzzer1
#669leotarrrd1
#342long-stemmed rose4
#377los chinos1
#58lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter1
#32macaroni duck25
#227magical pony: Dusk Shiny9
#233magical pony: Pearjack7
#318magical pony: Rosey Cake5
#303magical pony: Shutterfly5
#216magical pony: Spectrum Dash9
#200magical pony: Uniquity10
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#55mandarina colada with a fly in it8
#128marine aquamarine1
#73mime pocket probe1
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#500mugcake2
#61negotiatin' hammer15
#858ninja hot pants1
#55note from Clancy1
#179old school calculator watch3
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#59personalized birthday cake31
#308pig-iron helm1
#929pink glowstick2
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#23pompadour'd puppy1
#35potion of the captain's hammer2
#370potted cactus7
#208potted fern3
#32prussian cathouse with a fly in it11
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#161red balloon2
#209red-headed corpse1
#28reindeer hammer1
#207right half of a heart necklace3
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#352ring of cold resistance1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#280rose1
#1291rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1265rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
#1960rubber emo roe1
🥈s'more2,023,673
#683safarrri hat1
#250shredded hellseal hide20
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#802snowboarder pants1
#28spaghetti breakfast689
#19spant chitin14
#18spant tendon14
#65spectre scepter258
#310star buckler1
#330star pants1
#39steel drivin' hammer53
#21stray chihuahua49
#167string of blue beads56
#167string of green beads56
#115string of red beads75
#2665stuffed Baron von Ratsworth4
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#8975stuffed astral badger1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#464stuffed crazy bastard sword15
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#953stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8979stuffed hand turkey1
#884stuffed martini8
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#2504stuffed mink5
#1689stuffed monocle19
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#8941stuffed scary death orb1
#8884stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#2555stuffed teddy butler5
#2028stuffed tin of caviar12
#2409stuffed treasure chest3
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#424stuffed zmobie2
#55tangarita with a fly in it6
#88tenderizing hammer25
#173three-tiered wedding cake4
🥇time sleigh1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#1356tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#34too legit potion4
#181torn hellseal sinew35
#199tulip3
#57untamable turtle18
#53unusual disco ball21
#406urinal cake4
#234vertebra of the Bonerdagon43
#895vorpal blade1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#179water-polo cap1
#452white balloon5
#2054wind-up chattering teeth1
#1694yellow snowcone4

Wow, that's 2,029,414 items total!

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