| #237 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #141 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #192 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 3 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #1081 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #772 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #128 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #216 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #299 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #138 | Beach Buck | 16 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #106 | Bling of the New Wave | 9 |
| #327 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #54 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #92 | Bonerdagon necklace | 81 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #22 | Boris's beer | 1 |
| #19 | Boris's bread | 1 |
| #49 | Boulevardier cocktail | 7 |
| #18 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #51 | Brandonian footlocker key | 38 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #23 | Charter: Nellyville | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #138 | Chroner | 691 |
| #330 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #335 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #111 | Coinspiracy | 15 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #68 | Cold One | 1 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #83 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #197 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 26 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #379 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbo food scraps | 44 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo stockings | 2 |
| #58 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 74 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #141 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 51 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 21 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #140 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 62 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 6 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 4 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #240 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #119 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 2 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 1 |
| #14 | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | 1 |
| #16 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #59 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #29 | Elf Army machine parts | 118 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,487 |
| #52 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #123 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #45 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 25 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #32 | Eye and a Twist | 2 |
| #106 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 2 |
| #130 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #50 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #31 | Fudgie Roll | 15 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #16 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 78 |
| #740 | Goodfella contract | 8 |
| #84 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 10 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #78 | Heimandatz's heart | 14 |
| #27 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 3 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #111 | How to Avoid Scams | 2 |
| #70 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #139 | How to Play Othello | 2 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #620 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #55 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #33 | Iron Beta of Industry | 238 |
| #1038 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #12 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #154 | Jocko Homo's head | 10 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #516 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #318 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 4 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #90 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #15 | Lavalos's shell | 6 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #73 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 216 |
| #15 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 2 |
| #173 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #23 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 2 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #194 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #47 | Misty Cape | 52 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #63 | Mysterious Black Box | 43 |
| #68 | Mysterious Blue Box | 43 |
| #77 | Mysterious Green Box | 40 |
| #85 | Mysterious Red Box | 26 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #153 | Newbiesport™ tent | 37 |
| #83 | Newman's Own Trousers | 10 |
| #769 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #58 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 41 |
| #74 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 35 |
| #95 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 19 |
| #182 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 4 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #2363 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #29 | Pener's drumstick | 3 |
| #21 | Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #16 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 1 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #17 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #370 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #24 | Rubee™ | 2,334 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #393 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #11 | Satan hat | 2 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #52 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 2 |
| #18 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 1 |
| #11 | Site Alpha ID badge | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #188 | Spirit of Christmas | 4 |
| #54 | Spirit of Easter | 88 |
| #139 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 10 |
| #41 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 268 |
| #113 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 12 |
| #20 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 3 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #16 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #17 | Superdrifter holo-record | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #358 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #8 | The One Mood Ring | 7 |
| #16 | The Pigs holo-record | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #24 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #132 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #1165 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 15 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #773 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 13 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 2 |
| #718 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 15 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #699 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #25 | Trainbot circuitry | 296 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #11 | Trainbot linkages | 311 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #27 | Trainbot optics | 138 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #18 | Trainbot servomotors | 273 |
| #17 | Trainbot tubing | 327 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #78 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #144 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 8 |
| #134 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #164 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #746 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #552 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #117 | badass belt | 215 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #67 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #17 | baked veggie ricotta casserole | 1 |
| #98 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #225 | batskin belt | 3 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #54 | beaver punch (papaya) | 2 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #49 | black Crimbo ball | 313 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #75 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #37 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of goofballs | 314 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #48 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
| #184 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #166 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #952 | box | 2 |
| #309 | box of Dweebs | 2 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #1190 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #241 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #278 | bread man | 1 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #44 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
| #41 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #98 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #84 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #299 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #316 | bunny liver | 22 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #53 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #119 | candy harmonica | 5 |
| #59 | candy rations | 1 |
| #209 | candy stake | 23 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #62 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #97 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #90 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #48 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #59 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #301 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #141 | cigar box turtle | 2 |
| #29 | ciliophora chowder | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #45 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #43 | clovermint | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #16 | commemorative war stein | 4,457 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #197 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #31 | coney haunch | 212 |
| #153 | corned beet | 1 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #32 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #29 | cream of chloroplasts | 1 |
| #101 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #100 | crident | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #105 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #115 | cubic zirconia | 3 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #108 | damp bar rag | 1 |
| #99 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
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| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #143 | death blossom | 2 |
| #35 | demon makeup kit | 2 |
| #163 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #206 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #282 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #109 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #386 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #98 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #159 | dollar-sign bag | 18 |
| #470 | donated booze | 4 |
| #512 | donated candy | 2 |
| #447 | donated food | 4 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #60 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #80 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #219 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #53 | drink chit | 2 |
| #97 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #57 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| #164 | ear poison | 1 |
| #252 | effluvious emerald | 5 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #266 | eggwater | 1 |
| #34 | elbow soup | 1 |
| #97 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #49 | elf army field rations | 1 |
| #80 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #26 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #10 | evil paper umbrella | 1 |
| #747 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #80 | extremely confusing manual | 3 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #72 | fancy seashell necklace | 487 |
| #359 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #120 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #101 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #5 | flagellate flagon | 1 |
| #37 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| #296 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #185 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #273 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #35 | four-leaf potato sprout | 106 |
| #94 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #301 | freightcake | 1 |
| #123 | fried air | 1 |
| #142 | friendly cheez blob | 13 |
| #707 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #33 | frozen tofu pop | 1 |
| #10 | fruit bat | 2 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #202 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #193 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #41 | fuzzy montera | 58 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #50 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #41 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #21 | ghost of a necklace | 228 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #73 | giant pearl | 2 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #136 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #252 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #124 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 5 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #139 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #324 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #310 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #312 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #62 | government per-diem | 1 |
| #95 | gravy skin | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin buckler | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin pants | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin skirt | 1 |
| #200 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #537 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #99 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #29 | groggipop | 3 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #76 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #32 | half-digested rat | 161 |
| #543 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #108 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #87 | handful of confetti | 266 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #148 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #151 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #172 | heart of the volcano | 40 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #51 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #15 | honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #189 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #265 | huge gold coin | 3 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #11 | immense ballet shoes | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #186 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #91 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #97 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #570 | java cookie | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #82 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #106 | king cookie | 2 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #198 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #550 | large box | 2 |
| #7 | lava balaclava | 1 |
| #7 | lavalarva | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #35 | lip soup | 1 |
| #179 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #48 | little deuce cape | 2 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #29 | love | 3 |
| #27 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #63 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #313 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #55 | lunar isotope | 2,119 |
| #316 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #318 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #405 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #401 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #70 | magical sausage | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #77 | marine aquamarine | 3 |
| #156 | massive gemstone | 15 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #60 | meadeorite | 2 |
| #695 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #72 | meatball | 1 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #5 | messenger bag RNA | 1 |
| #28 | military candy cane | 2 |
| #89 | military orb | 1 |
| #55 | military-grade peppermint oil | 11 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #148 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #190 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #19 | moai toai | 378 |
| #10 | moaiball | 1 |
| #217 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #74 | moosemeat pie | 2 |
| #181 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #32 | muscular soup | 1 |
| #168 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #9 | nauseating reagent | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #863 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #32 | odd silver coin | 15 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #174 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #40 | old sweatpants | 1,224 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #82 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #169 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #146 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #118 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #33 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #91 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #86 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #77 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #85 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #73 | pile of Trainbot parts | 450 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #195 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #654 | pink clay bead | 10 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #10 | plain calzone | 1 |
| #264 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #133 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #76 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #198 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #11 | poncho de azucar | 2 |
| #869 | porquoise | 8 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #10 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #93 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #158 | portable table | 1 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #9 | potato jacket | 1 |
| #201 | powdered powdered sugar | 2 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #25 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #41 | priceless diamond | 8 |
| #184 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 1 |
| #35 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1 |
| #38 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 1 |
| #37 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #20 | pumpkin spice whorl | 1 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #531 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #178 | queen cookie | 4 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #59 | ragged wool yarn | 33 |
| #13 | rare oboe | 1 |
| #12 | ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #427 | really dense meat stack | 15 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #123 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #126 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #140 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #108 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #51 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #105 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #94 | red book | 3 |
| #121 | red box | 5 |
| #848 | red class ring | 4 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #77 | red foxglove | 2 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #28 | residual chitin paste | 4 |
| #42 | residual zeal | 1 |
| #79 | rhinestone | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #14 | roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #21 | roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #884 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #111 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #230 | rose | 2 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #117 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #130 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #149 | salmagumdi | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #153 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #36 | salty gumdrop | 165 |
| #2420 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #91 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #80 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #340 | scented massage oil | 4 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #40 | scroll case | 1 |
| #105 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #40 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #44 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 1 |
| #96 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #51 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #79 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #57 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #12 | shadow candle | 1 |
| #15 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #69 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #70 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #60 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #13 | shadow hammer | 1 |
| #23 | shadow hot dog | 1 |
| #57 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #22 | shadow martini | 1 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #12 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #23 | shadow pill | 1 |
| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #61 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #58 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #66 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #68 | shady shades | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #48 | shavin' razor | 2 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #300 | shiny stones | 6 |
| #98 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #247 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #102 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #243 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #520 | small box | 2 |
| #52 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #7 | snowman-enchanting tophat | 1 |
| #10 | snowpack | 2 |
| #43 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #62 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 153 |
| #52 | solid gold bowling ball | 244 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #63 | space blanket | 1 |
| #87 | spaghetti breakfast | 1 |
| #162 | spaghetti cult mask | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #70 | spectre scepter | 253 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #62 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #161 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #82 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #94 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #138 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #380 | stick | 7 |
| #180 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #290 | stone of eXtreme power | 38 |
| #174 | stone wool | 2 |
| #10 | strange helix fossil | 8 |
| #657 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #32 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 105 |
| #118 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #177 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #76 | sweet party mix | 1 |
| #40 | synaptic soup | 1 |
| #142 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #93 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #164 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #361 | tasty tart | 4 |
| #43 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #42 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #35 | tempura green and red bean | 2 |
| #53 | tempura radish | 1 |
| #102 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #156 | the funk | 1 |
| #298 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #181 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #17 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #9 | tinsel orb | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #21 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 791 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #250 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 5 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2260 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
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| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #92 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 1 |
| #45 | toy sixgun | 3 |
| #63 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #35 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #98 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #96 | triad summoning scroll | 1 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #71 | turchucken | 1 |
| #77 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #206 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #239 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #116 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #724 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #183 | unused soap | 1 |
| #315 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #45 | vampagne | 1 |
| #131 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #76 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #33 | very overdue library book | 34 |
| #85 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #87 | void stone | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #182 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #179 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #176 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #175 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #138 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #99 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #118 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #63 | whalecake | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #117 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #249 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #39 | white Crimbo ball | 572 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #857 | white class ring | 3 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #126 | white money bag | 2 |
| #125 | white tulip | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #367 | wooden block | 9 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |