| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #264 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 9 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #303 | Boss Bat bling | 11 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #795 | Drowsy Sword | 20 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #15 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 19 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #548 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1177 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| 🥈 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 11 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #28 | Stephen's lab coat | 20 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 13 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #38 | aerated diving helmet | 12 |
| #100 | batskin belt | 15 |
| #10 | bewitching boots | 4 |
| #111 | cheap toaster | 16 |
| #42 | comfy pillow | 19 |
| #16 | damp old wallet | 15 |
| #176 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #9 | dwarvish war mattock | 12 |
| #17 | eternal car battery | 14 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #694 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #261 | fuzzy busby | 12 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #234 | ghost of a necklace | 19 |
| #28 | giant marshmallow | 19 |
| #321 | gold wedding ring | 20 |
| #245 | green clay bead | 47 |
| #20 | green eggnog | 14 |
| #482 | heart of the volcano | 14 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| 🥈 | military candy cane | 420 |
| #111 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 14 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #21 | pig-iron helm | 7 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #240 | pink clay bead | 79 |
| #4 | pixel rock | 16 |
| 🥇 | precision snowball | 2,069 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #17 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 9 |
| #390 | purple clay bead | 6 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #75 | sealhide snare | 13 |
| #11 | sealhide whip | 28 |
| #72 | severed flipper | 3 |
| #94 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #60 | wand of pigification | 16 |
| #20 | water-polo cap | 14 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #84 | your own black heart | 4 |