| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #86 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 4 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #130 | Iron Beta of Industry | 73 |
| #25 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 138 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 43 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 32 |
| #220 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
| #2495 | box of sunshine | 43 |
| 🥇 | demon buckler | 1,371 |
| 🥇 | demon whip | 1,157 |
| 🥇 | demon-horned hat | 10,000 |
| #5 | demonic paste | 91 |
| 🥇 | demonskin jacket | 1,184 |
| 🥈 | demonskin trousers | 2,200 |
| #82 | friendly cheez blob | 19 |
| #44 | gold crown | 45 |
| #53 | gold star | 82 |
| #36 | gold toothbrush | 148 |
| #118 | gold wedding ring | 82 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #85 | heart of the volcano | 64 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #24 | pile of gold coins | 1,346 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #153 | solid gold bowling ball | 118 |
| #213 | solid gold pegleg | 23 |
| #71 | stainless steel scarf | 26 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #199 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #30 | stainless steel suspenders | 41 |
| #74 | stray chihuahua | 25 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |