| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 214 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #75 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #183 | Jack-in-the-box | 30 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 10 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #290 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 5 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 32 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #630 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #91 | adorable seal larva | 16 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #9 | amphibious tophat | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | fancy tophat | 7 |
| #176 | friendly cheez blob | 11 |
| #354 | fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #111 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #159 | leprechaun hatchling | 3 |
| #81 | macaroni duck | 15 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| 🥇 | miniature tophat | 389 |
| #65 | piece of coral | 4 |
| #92 | pocket wish | 3 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #104 | sleeping wereturtle | 9 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #117 | stray chihuahua | 19 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #98 | untamable turtle | 14 |
| #176 | unusual disco ball | 11 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | worn tophat | 31,216 |