| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 22 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #124 | adorable seal larva | 14 |
| 🥇 | aerogel anvil | 10 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #381 | barrrnacle | 42 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | chalk chlamys | 2 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #399 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #131 | macaroni duck | 12 |
| #249 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
| #215 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #125 | unusual disco ball | 13 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |