| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #376 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #911 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #448 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #206 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,995 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #291 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #944 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #660 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #261 | around the world | 7 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #2388 | box of sunshine | 47 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #536 | bunny liver | 7 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #575 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #142 | cheap toaster | 13 |
| #373 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #1000 | easter egg balloon | 25 |
| #192 | fat loot token | 16 |
| #494 | filthy lucre | 78 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #115 | fuzzy dice | 22 |
| #220 | gloomy black mushroom | 15 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #513 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #1510 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1187 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #716 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #83 | oily golden mushroom | 5 |
| #1392 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #26 | picture of you | 2 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #199 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #18 | sewing kit | 2 |
| #578 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1740 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #786 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #201 | turtle pheromones | 20 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |