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| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
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| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #332 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #180 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #179 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #478 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 7 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #385 | Newbiesport™ tent | 3 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #2052 | brick | 4 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #530 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #210 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #468 | old sweatpants | 152 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #360 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |