| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #548 | Chroner | 2 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #238 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 9 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #661 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #468 | fancy opera glasses | 8 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #364 | garish pinky ring | 12 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #748 | obsidian dagger | 24 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #424 | peanut brittle shield | 6 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #631 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #661 | spectre scepter | 50 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1451 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #1712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1496 | stuffed Meat | 24 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #1327 | stuffed astral badger | 39 |
| #1530 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 34 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1522 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 34 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1635 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #984 | stuffed key | 46 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #1521 | stuffed mind flayer | 34 |
| #1573 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1311 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #1743 | stuffed scary death orb | 30 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #1658 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1783 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1355 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1522 | stuffed teddy butler | 23 |
| #1483 | stuffed tin of caviar | 24 |
| #1352 | stuffed treasure chest | 25 |
| #1250 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #32 | twitching time capsule | 18 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1551 | vinegar | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |