| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #222 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #539 | Chroner | 2 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #520 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #850 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #240 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 9 |
| #652 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #664 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #734 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1146 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #467 | fancy opera glasses | 8 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #365 | garish pinky ring | 12 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #746 | obsidian dagger | 24 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #422 | peanut brittle shield | 6 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #631 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #876 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #978 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #663 | spectre scepter | 50 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #391 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1459 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #1717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #2155 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1501 | stuffed Meat | 24 |
| #2631 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #1330 | stuffed astral badger | 39 |
| #1535 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 34 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1528 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 34 |
| #4307 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1637 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #990 | stuffed key | 46 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #1526 | stuffed mind flayer | 34 |
| #1575 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1316 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #1747 | stuffed scary death orb | 30 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #1666 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1789 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #2095 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1360 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1527 | stuffed teddy butler | 23 |
| #1487 | stuffed tin of caviar | 24 |
| #1353 | stuffed treasure chest | 25 |
| #1252 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #38 | twitching time capsule | 18 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1549 | vinegar | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |