Museum :: Erichwanh

Erichwanh

Rank	Item	Quantity
#32	Überraschthexengebräu	26
#46	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	26
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#27	Afternoon Delight	26
#93	Alewife™ Ale	26
#49	Ambitious Turkey	26
#184	Angelhair Culottes	6
#232	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#34	Aye Aye	3
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#235	BGE shotglass	26
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#104	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	26
#45	Barulio's bottle	14
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#187	Blackfly Chardonnay	26
#45	Bling of the New Wave	14
#168	Blood Light	26
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#45	Bone's Farm "wine"	26
#42	Boozehounds Anonymous token	26
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#200	CSA cheerfulness ration	3
#225	CSA discount card	1
#189	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	3
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#34	Cement Mixer	4
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#10	Cinco Mayo Lager	26
#43	Claw of the Infernal Seal	16
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#60	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	26
#9	Cold Fang	1
#145	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	17
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#1237	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#1123	Crimbo fudge	4
#1171	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#239	Crimbonium fuel rod	5
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#16	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	2
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#179	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1062	Crimbuck	549
#7	Dinsey Whinskey	24
#162	Divine	5
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#40	Ecto-Cooler	26
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#6	Ellsbury's journal	4
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
🥈	En Una Fila Tequila	26
#273	FDKOL commendation	1,886
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#11	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	26
#121	Fantasma en la Máquina	26
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#103	Flaskfull of Hollow	9
🥇	French slippers	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#65	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	6
#100	Galapagosian Cuisses	9
#101	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	9
#572	Go-Wassail	26
#66	Golden Mean	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#10	Grasshopper	11
#6	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	26
#143	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	7
#21	Great Older Fashioned	8
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#6	Hell and How I Bent It	1
#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#78	Holiday Fun!	9
#14	Humanitini	15
#1259	Imp Ale	26
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#286	Iron Beta of Industry	33
#65	Jack-O-Lantern beer	7
#48	Kokomo Resort Pass	3
#42	Krakrox's Loincloth	16
#340	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	26
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#116	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	26
#66	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	17
#68	Lederhosen of the Night	17
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#250	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	221
#1029	Mad Train wine	26
#253	Mae West	2
#92	Mae West with a fly in it	4
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#174	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	26
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#143	Microplushie: Bropane	92
#245	Microplushie: Dorkonide	16
#225	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	26
#253	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	10
#160	Microplushie: Gothochondria	65
#169	Microplushie: Hippylase	88
#353	Microplushie: Hipsterine	3
#113	Microplushie: Hobomosome	60
#164	Microplushie: Otakulone	100
#194	Microplushie: Raverdrine	48
#160	Microplushie: Sororitrate	74
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#69	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2
#91	Muschat	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#233	New Zealand iced tea	26
#149	Newman's Own Trousers	7
#108	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	60
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#30	Oreille Divisée brandy	18
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#188	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	3
#154	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#45	Poké-Gro fertilizer	1
#571	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#206	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	7
#354	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	3
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#579	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	3
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#475	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#14	Racisto Ruidoso	26
#56	Rad Lib	18
#13	Red Dwarf	18
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#49	Sacramento wine	26
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#471	Schrödinger's thermos	26
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#85	Silver Bullet beer	26
🥉	Skully's hot chocolate	26
#9	Slimosa	15
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#78	Source essence	3
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#212	Supernova Champagne	26
#436	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	26
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#5	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#112	The Cooler Out of Space	26
#13	The Firegate Tapes	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#65	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#169	The Mariachi's guitar case	10
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#7	The Necbronomicon (used)	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#989	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#44	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	17
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#801	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	4
#371	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#209	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	20
#567	Thwaitgold termite statuette	11
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#240	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	4
#205	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	8
#254	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	3
#219	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	6
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
#236	Typical Tavern swill	26
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#48	Volartta's bellbottoms	14
#25	White Hyborian	26
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#245	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#2774	Yummy Tummy bean	3
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#51	Zoodriver	3
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#151	a little sump'm sump'm	26
#109	accidental cider	26
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#93	adorable seal larva	16
#190	airblaster gun	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#424	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#16	antique beer	26
#10	antique bottle opener	53
#123	antique painting of a landscape	7
#389	antique record album	7
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#132	around the world	26
#23	artisanal homebrew gift package	1
#20	artisanal homebrew sampler	1
#59	artisanal limoncello	19
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#151	backwoods screwdriver	7
#212	bag of GORF	1
#197	bag of QWOP	2
#502	bag of bones	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#22	bark rootbeer	26
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#8	beaver punch (cherry)	26
#9	beaver punch (papaya)	26
#10	beaver punch (peach)	26
#161	beavermouth	26
#495	beer bomb	23
#96	beer-scented teddy bear	10
#87	beertini	26
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#60	bellhop's hat	1
#7	berry-infused sake	26
#44	bewitching boots	1
#406	bilge wine	26
#584	bindlestocking	2
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#142	black & tan	26
#105	black and white cracker	4
🥉	black brandy	26
#777	black-and-blue light	6
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#21	blended frozen swill	26
#43	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	7
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#58	blood and blood	6
#385	bloody beer	26
#102	bloody mary	26
#336	blue plasma ball	157
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#752	blue snowcone	2
#75	blueberry-frosted king cake	15
#54	boilermaker	26
#36	bone and arrows	1
#14	bone aperitif	26
#745	bone chips	8
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#40	booze-soaked cherry	17
#50	bottle of Amontillado	26
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#24	bottle of Crimbognac	26
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#182	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	11
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#14	bottle of Goldschnöckered	3
#122	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	21
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#236	bottle of Ooze-O	4
#44	bottle of Pete's Sake	26
#66	bottle of Pinot Renoir	26
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#108	bottle of cooking sherry	26
#518	bottle of gin	27
#10	bottle of peppermint schnapps	26
#128	bottle of popskull	26
#30	bottle of realpagne	26
#788	bottle of rum	27
#62	bottle of sake	26
#251	bottle of sewage schnapps	26
#565	bottle of tequila	28
#486	bottle of vodka	28
#700	bottle of whiskey	26
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#1948	box of sunshine	71
#363	boxed champagne	1
#541	boxed wine	26
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#44	bread line	9
#214	breaded beer	3
#205	breakfast mess	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#59	bungle in the jungle	26
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#22	calle de miel with a fly in it	27
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#177	can of Swiller	26
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#95	can-you-dig-it?	2
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#803	canteen of wine	26
#802	cement sandals	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#35	chakra-mental wine	26
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#458	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	3
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#84	clove-flavored lip balm	13
#717	coconut shell	18
#106	cold mashed potatoes	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#80	confiscated cell phone	2
#102	confiscated comic book	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#457	cookie cookie	2
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#307	corpse on the beach	16
#353	corpsedriver	14
#202	corpsetini	25
#122	costume rental shop	1
#63	cranberry schnapps	6
#76	crayon shavings	13
#191	cream stout	26
#33	crotchety pants	2
#142	cruelty-free wine	26
#688	crystalline cheer	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#130	cup of primitive beer	26
#58	cuppa Sobrie tea	1
#77	cursed bottle of black-label rum	26
#92	cursed bottle of rum	26
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#121	d10	3
#164	d12	1
#141	d20	1
#90	d4	3
#131	d8	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#28	depleted uranium seal figurine	15
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#173	discocktail	26
#85	distilled fortified wine	26
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#98	double-ice cap	3
#43	dream of a dog	3
#466	drop of water-37	1
#367	drum of pomade	1
#784	dry noodles	15
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#75	duct tape sword	2
#949	dusty Crimbo crate	7
#453	dusty bottle of Marsala	26
#470	dusty bottle of Merlot	26
#442	dusty bottle of Muscat	26
#467	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	26
#480	dusty bottle of Port	26
#432	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	26
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#3266	easter egg balloon	4
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#672	eggnog	26
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#691	elven cellocello	26
#426	elven moonshine	26
#1396	elven socks	1
#165	elven squeeze	26
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#32	emergency margarita	6
#43	executive mime flask	26
#79	exotic travel brochure	1
#4	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	26
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#167	extra-spicy bloody mary	26
#156	facsimile dictionary	64
#36	fake cocktail	2
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#255	fine wine	26
#129	fitness wristband	1
#74	flaming mushroom wine	6
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#242	flask of tainted mining oil	10
#70	flat mushroom wine	3
#819	flavored foot massage oil	1
🥉	flayed mind	5,926
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#293	flute of flat champagne	26
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#767	fossilized limb	1
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#701	fossilized spike	1
#563	fossilized spine	1
#710	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#330	friendly cheez blob	7
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#58	frozen shampoo-conditioner	2
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#405	fuzzbump	4
#62	gamma nog	26
#139	garbage juice slurpee	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#16	giant glass of brandy	26
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#216	gimlet	2
#35	gin-soaked blotter paper	26
#608	gingerbread house	1
#411	gingerbread mutant bugbear	9
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#158	glass of bourbon	2
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#89	gloomy mushroom wine	7
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#1531	green beer	3
#51	green drunki-bear	26
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#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
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#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
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#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
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#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
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#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
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#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
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#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
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#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
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#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
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#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#240	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#257	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	4
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#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
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#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
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#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
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#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#229	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#488	tip jar	1
#36	tobiko-infused sake	10
#266	toe jam	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#431	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#48	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
#38	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
#10	transparent nog	26
#478	tree skirt	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#94	tropical swill	2
#19	trousers of the white knight	2
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#98	unidentified drink	26
#138	unnamed cocktail	1
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#1919	unstable DNA	7
#256	untamable turtle	8
#113	unusual disco ball	14
#12	used beer	26
#363	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	27
#8	villainous scythe	1
#31	vintage smart drink	6
#101	vodka and cranberry	26
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#39	wad of cotton	41
#252	warehouse key	1
#63	wasabi-infused sake	4
#138	water purification pills	26
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
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#64	weathered barrel	10
#486	whisker pencil	1
#108	whiskey and cola	26
#100	whiskey sour	26
#153	white Canadian	26
#29	white Xanadian	26
#373	white lightning	26
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
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#15	wrench handle	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#6	wumpus-hair wig	2
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#237	yellow brick road	3
#50	yellow drunki-bear	26
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#102	yule pup	1
#27	zombie	28

Wow, that's 19,447 items total!

what items are this player missing?