| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 6 |
| #42 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 4 |
| #89 | Boulevardier cocktail | 3 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Crimbeau de toilette | 12 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #101 | Frosty's frosty mug | 18 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Hodgman's blanket | 21 |
| #110 | Hotwire ™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #160 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 251 |
| #303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #394 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 4 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 14 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #297 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 14 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 10 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 24 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 9 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 5 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 9 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 7 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 7 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 38 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #13 | adorable seal larva | 46 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #16 | artisanal limoncello | 94 |
| #32 | bag of grain | 5 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #194 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #35 | blood-drive sticker | 5 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #85 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #141 | cabooze | 6 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #37 | can-you-dig-it? | 6 |
| #112 | candy cane | 342 |
| #187 | candy harmonica | 3 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #98 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #93 | cranberry schnapps | 5 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #42 | emergency margarita | 5 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #58 | essential soy | 2 |
| #80 | extra-greasy slider | 34 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #112 | freightcake | 7 |
| #5 | friendly cheez blob | 90 |
| #137 | frozen banquet | 15 |
| #39 | green eggnog | 6 |
| #68 | green hamhock | 2 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #17 | holiday cheese log | 89 |
| #73 | intact anemone spike | 95 |
| #62 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 45 |
| #192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
| #24 | macaroni duck | 27 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #395 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #36 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #32 | mana-coated yams | 5 |
| #38 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #45 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #59 | motivational poster | 47 |
| #47 | multi-level marzipan | 8 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #32 | pocket maze | 5 |
| #201 | powdered powdered sugar | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #27 | sausage without a cause | 9 |
| #34 | shady shades | 4 |
| #48 | silver face paint | 5 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #20 | space jam | 46 |
| #83 | spice melange | 3 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #32 | squeaky toy rose | 5 |
| #53 | stray chihuahua | 29 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic coal car | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #17 | toe jam | 46 |
| #17 | traffic jam | 46 |
| #12 | untamable turtle | 36 |
| #5 | unusual disco ball | 70 |
| #30 | vintage smart drink | 6 |
| #67 | voodoo snuff | 23 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #45 | weird gazelle steak | 5 |
| #179 | white Crimbo ball | 2 |