| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #343 | Blood Light | 10 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #118 | CRIMBCO mug | 126 |
| #71 | CRIMBCO wine | 92 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #819 | Drowsy Sword | 19 |
| #269 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1215 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #198 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 10 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #236 | Nightstalker perfume | 10 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #633 | Schrödinger's thermos | 12 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Necbronomicon | 54 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #197 | Typical Tavern swill | 39 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #291 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 360 |
| #249 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #159 | banana supersucker | 3 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #12 | big boom | 254 |
| #239 | bite-me-red lipstick | 79 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #858 | bone chips | 3 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #101 | burnt flower | 186 |
| #574 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1243 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #64 | chainsaw chain | 13 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #87 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 24 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #352 | colorful plastic ball | 56 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #281 | cursed scrunchie | 2 |
| #368 | daisy | 7 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #64 | dense meat stack | 150,000 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #134 | disbelief suspenders | 10 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #273 | drum of pomade | 4 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #688 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #746 | elven suicide capsule | 24 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #813 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #536 | fudgecule | 1,353 |
| #170 | funhouse mirror | 5 |
| #39 | ghost trap | 52 |
| #347 | ghostly body paint | 10 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #129 | giant green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #126 | ginormous pumpkin | 2 |
| #26 | good brain | 2,516 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #141 | green gummi ingot | 240 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #60 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 3 |
| #1717 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #651 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #107 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #172 | kumquat supersucker | 3 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #302 | licorice root | 19 |
| #152 | lime supersucker | 3 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #73 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 3 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #22 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #15 | motivational poster | 120 |
| #96 | mulled cider | 20 |
| #241 | mummy costume | 30 |
| #372 | necrotizing body spray | 15 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #883 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #142 | pear supersucker | 3 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #321 | pork elf goodies sack | 22 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #393 | press-on ribs | 12 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #280 | pumpkinhead mask | 27 |
| #535 | quantum taco | 12 |
| #400 | really dense meat stack | 16 |
| #143 | red gummi ingot | 236 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #37 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #489 | shredded hellseal hide | 6 |
| #160 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 11 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #95 | slimy alveolus | 12 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #184 | spooky bark | 96 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #146 | strawberry supersucker | 3 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #66 | stuffed yo-yo | 15 |
| #96 | thermos of brew | 5 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #125 | tiny slimy cyst | 11 |
| #514 | torn hellseal sinew | 5 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #396 | twinkly wad | 284 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1235 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #33 | wet venom duct | 16 |
| #379 | whisker pencil | 11 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #229 | wolfman mask | 34 |
| #179 | yellow gummi ingot | 182 |