| #112 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #187 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 3 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #39 | Ancient Protector Soda | 17 |
| #52 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 2 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #53 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #39 | BURT | 587 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #41 | Big Punk | 8 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #24 | Bowlet | 7 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #74 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #86 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 3 |
| #247 | C.H.U.M. chum | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #10 | Can of Spaghetto | 8 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #22 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #403 | Chroner | 33 |
| #92 | Clara's bell | 3 |
| #26 | Cornbeefadon | 7 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 11 |
| #19 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot battery | 166 |
| #116 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 44 |
| #62 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 8 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 25 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 3 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 31 |
| #28 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 22 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 7 |
| #77 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 7 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #49 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 11 |
| #46 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 10 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 9 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 20 |
| #25 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 26 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 35 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 6 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 2 |
| #9 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 3 |
| #22 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 31 |
| #137 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 32 |
| #87 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 18 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 4 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 22 |
| #106 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 48 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 7 |
| #36 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 19 |
| 🥉 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 22 |
| #6 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 2 |
| #106 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 48 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 19 |
| #117 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 40 |
| #42 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 12 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 2 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #838 | Crimbuck | 944 |
| #214 | D roll | 30 |
| #77 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 4 |
| #27 | Disgeist | 8 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #124 | FDKOL commendation | 6,119 |
| #135 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 18 |
| #28 | Five Second Energy™ | 3 |
| #38 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 13 |
| #24 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 12 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #175 | Go-Wassail | 112 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #94 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #77 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #122 | Instant Karma | 87 |
| #105 | Jack-in-the-box | 47 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #161 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 9 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #80 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 4 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #17 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 5 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #65 | Moonds | 4 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #221 | New Zealand iced tea | 30 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #41 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 39 |
| #72 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #23 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 9 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #9 | Rümpelstiltz | 3 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #97 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #149 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 11 |
| #30 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #10 | Shot of the Living Dead | 52 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #17 | Sogg-Os | 17 |
| #19 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 9 |
| #24 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 9 |
| #13 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 15 |
| #22 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 8 |
| #21 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 10 |
| #29 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 5 |
| #25 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 7 |
| #23 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 9 |
| #30 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 5 |
| #22 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 9 |
| #20 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 12 |
| #32 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 5 |
| #20 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 9 |
| #26 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 8 |
| #9 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 21 |
| #28 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 6 |
| #31 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 5 |
| #13 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 17 |
| #16 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 11 |
| #15 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 12 |
| #24 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 6 |
| #7 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 3 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Star Spawn | 19 |
| #23 | Stooper | 5 |
| #104 | Strix stix | 31 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #57 | TI-9000 calculator | 59 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Emperor's new cookie | 68 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #58 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 2 |
| #121 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 23 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 14 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 23 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 20 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #126 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 107 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #29 | Unspeakachu | 8 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #22 | Wet Russian | 13 |
| #57 | Z-Bone steak | 62 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #24 | alien drugs | 125 |
| #134 | alien force field disruptor bean | 4 |
| #26 | alien gemstone | 11 |
| #10 | alien protein powder | 36 |
| #53 | alien source code printout | 9 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #69 | angry inch | 2 |
| #20 | anise-flavored venom | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #56 | antimatter wad | 8 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #399 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #15 | augmented-reality shades | 81 |
| #58 | baby cuddlefish | 4 |
| #814 | baby killer bee | 10 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #84 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #43 | balsa plank | 22 |
| #28 | banana supersucker | 44 |
| #453 | bananagate | 12 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #259 | barrrnacle | 62 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #13 | beautiful rainbow | 14 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #104 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #37 | birdbone corset | 10 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #93 | black spot | 8 |
| #46 | blank diary | 3 |
| #185 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #96 | blind-packed capsule toy | 200 |
| #214 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 57 |
| #17 | blob of Alphredo™ | 19 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #105 | blue grass | 12 |
| #41 | blue tulip | 11 |
| #29 | boiling seal blood | 34 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #45 | bottle of bubbles | 345 |
| #61 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 2 |
| #83 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #22 | bottled day | 7 |
| #3537 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| #105 | breakfast miracle | 2 |
| #75 | brilliant oyster egg | 7 |
| #195 | brine | 89 |
| #22 | bronze | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #103 | brown pixel | 6 |
| #33 | bubble-wrap simulator | 60 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #52 | can of Adultwitch™ | 1 |
| #950 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #37 | can-you-dig-it? | 6 |
| #59 | candied bolts | 13 |
| #46 | candied nuts | 18 |
| #33 | candied pecan | 2 |
| #49 | candy cigarette | 58 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1540 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #24 | catfish whiskers | 46 |
| #26 | centurion helmet | 3 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #108 | chakra sludge | 11 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #39 | chlorine crystal | 14 |
| #21 | choco-Crimbot | 283 |
| #23 | cold seal sweat | 92 |
| #41 | cookie cookie | 10 |
| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #159 | correction fluid | 2 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #239 | crappy brain | 3 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #160 | cylindrical mold | 11 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #118 | designer handbag | 20 |
| #261 | dill | 138 |
| #33 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 39 |
| #24 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 48 |
| #29 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 44 |
| #48 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 30 |
| #27 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 41 |
| #37 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 36 |
| #28 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 47 |
| #26 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 43 |
| #29 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 44 |
| #40 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 35 |
| #43 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 28 |
| #47 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 27 |
| #48 | discocktail | 170 |
| #49 | dream of a dog | 2 |
| #99 | droll monocle | 12 |
| #257 | drop of water-37 | 26 |
| #119 | dropped scrap of paper | 9 |
| #19 | dumb mud | 16 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #27 | eldritch effluvium | 9,435 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #5 | eldritch ichor | 6,685 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #205 | electrical thingamabob | 50 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1476 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #25 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #75 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #293 | evil googly eye | 14 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #53 | executive mime flask | 23 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #46 | filet of The Fish | 4 |
| #46 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #15 | fitness wristband | 81 |
| #150 | flask flops | 2 |
| #90 | flask of mining oil | 66 |
| #98 | flask of tainted mining oil | 112 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #50 | floaty rock | 2 |
| #747 | floaty sand | 6 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #18 | foetid seal tear | 167 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #58 | forbidden sausage | 6 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #11 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 22 |
| #20 | freshwater fishbone | 105 |
| #204 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #197 | fudgecule | 12,905 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #283 | ghost cucumber | 149 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #70 | gingerbread robot | 10 |
| #30 | gladiator tunica | 28 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #89 | glass of herbal tequila | 33 |
| #34 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #210 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | glistening oyster egg | 3 |
| #42 | goblin water | 16 |
| #79 | gold tooth | 8 |
| #2497 | golden ring | 9 |
| #79 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
| #55 | gourmet gourami oil | 27 |
| #40 | government | 5 |
| #24 | government cheese | 186 |
| #34 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 21 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #679 | green gummi ingot | 19 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #61 | green rocket | 55 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #61 | grip key | 3 |
| #19 | gummi fang | 9 |
| #36 | guy made of bee pollen | 67 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #69 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 3 |
| #211 | handful of confetti | 154 |
| #21 | handful of crafty noodles | 16 |
| #388 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #41 | hare brush | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #13 | heavy duty umbrella | 7 |
| #58 | hep waders | 5 |
| #82 | hermit factoid | 4 |
| #1701 | herringcello | 7 |
| #33 | hi-octane carrot juice | 4 |
| #32 | high-energy mining laser | 43 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #53 | hot watered rum | 102 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #40 | hunk of granite | 76 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #44 | ice cream sandwich | 2 |
| #43 | illegal firecracker | 14 |
| #46 | impure gasoline | 66 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #9 | janitor sponge | 27 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #49 | java cookie | 10 |
| #199 | jerky coins | 107 |
| #43 | jigsaw blade | 22 |
| #2317 | killing feather | 6 |
| #69 | kiwi beak | 18 |
| #583 | kumquartz | 7 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #99 | kumquat supersucker | 10 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #2640 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #31 | law-abiding citizen cane | 17 |
| #33 | leftover canapés | 4 |
| #37 | lemonhead caviar | 1 |
| #6 | lemony scales | 19 |
| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #43 | lime supersucker | 30 |
| #44 | liquid ice | 16 |
| #30 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 44 |
| #9 | loaf of alien bread | 40 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #642 | lollipop stick | 21 |
| #107 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 2 |
| #27 | lump of black ichor | 4 |
| #68 | lump of clay | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #25 | lupine appetite hormones | 2 |
| #191 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #81 | macaroni duck | 15 |
| #87 | madius | 4 |
| #34 | magic dragonfish fry | 2 |
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| #94 | magical pony: Pearjack | 26 |
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| #40 | magnum of fancy champagne | 2 |
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| #529 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #79 | minin' dynamite | 22 |
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| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
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| #50 | nastygeist | 62 |
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| #24 | neoprene skullcap | 15 |
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| #109 | non-aged vinegar | 26 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #59 | nugget of Crimbonium | 102 |
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| #72 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #89 | outlaw bandana | 5 |
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| #435 | pearidot | 12 |
| #149 | pearlescent oyster egg | 4 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
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| #20 | perl necklace | 16 |
| #75 | petit 4.1 | 8 |
| #34 | petit fortran | 13 |
| #30 | ph balancer | 34 |
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| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
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| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #82 | plaid cowboy hat | 4 |
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| #31 | plumber's lunch | 3 |
| #64 | pocket ace | 6 |
| #10 | pocket lint (blue) | 7 |
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| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
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| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #80 | powdered candy sushi set | 11 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #25 | pteruges | 3 |
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| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #65 | rattler rattle | 27 |
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| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
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| #38 | red tulip | 11 |
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| #36 | ruby on canes | 7 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #52 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 8 |
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| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #62 | scintillating oyster egg | 14 |
| #39 | scotch on the rocks | 19 |
| #24 | scroll case | 3 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #72 | seared dino steak | 2 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
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| #81 | shot of mescal | 37 |
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| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #25 | simple AI | 2 |
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| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #172 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
| #31 | sleeve deuce | 286 |
| #27 | small gummi fin | 8 |
| #19 | smart watch | 81 |
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| #146 | sneaky wrapping paper | 5 |
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| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
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| #11 | sour powder | 12 |
| #44 | soyburger juice | 10 |
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| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
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| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
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| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #183 | sparking robo-battery | 5 |
| #591 | spectral pickle | 15 |
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| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #55 | spirit blanket | 9 |
| #50 | spirit gum | 104 |
| #46 | spirit mattress | 10 |
| #28 | spirit pillow | 14 |
| #39 | spirit sheet | 10 |
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| #186 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
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| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #13 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 27 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #123 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #12 | still-beating spleen | 22 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #71 | strawberry supersucker | 10 |
| #450 | strawberyl | 12 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #927 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #13 | studded sealhide shield | 2 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #69 | sun-dried tofu | 6 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #401 | superheated fudge | 8 |
| #42 | surgical tape | 28 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #109 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #747 | synthetic stuffing | 6 |
| #17 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 19 |
| #35 | tarnished bottlecap | 127 |
| #917 | theoretical string | 9 |
| #74 | throwing candy | 22 |
| #35 | time residue | 19 |
| #98 | tiny barrel | 12 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
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| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
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| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
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| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
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| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #447 | tourmalime | 12 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
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| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
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| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #35 | twisted piece of wire | 16 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #32 | twitching time capsule | 18 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #236 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #50 | unsanitized scalpel | 8 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2641 | unstable laser battery | 8 |
| #300 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #46 | unused soap | 63 |
| #76 | unused walkie-talkie | 12 |
| #368 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #65 | vampire pellet | 7 |
| #359 | vinegar | 109 |
| #54 | viral DNA | 63 |
| #466 | volcanic ash | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #12 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 9 |
| #6 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 353 |
| #12 | warbear auto-anvil | 9 |
| #29 | warbear badge | 7 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #9 | warbear beeping telegram | 101 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #21 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 17 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear chemistry lab | 9 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #118 | warbear drone assembler | 5 |
| #17 | warbear empathy chip | 18 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #61 | warbear gyro | 7 |
| #7 | warbear gyrocopter | 89 |
| #5 | warbear helm fragment | 361 |
| #9 | warbear high-efficiency still | 9 |
| #140 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 9 |
| #10 | warbear induction oven | 9 |
| #8 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 9 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #40 | warbear liquid lasers | 5 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #7 | warbear metalworking primer | 81 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #7 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 86 |
| #33 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 6 |
| #241 | warbear requisition box | 11 |
| #9 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 72 |
| #11 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 84 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #19 | warbear soda machine assembler | 22 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #52 | warbear superpotion | 3 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #5 | warbear trouser fragment | 350 |
| #165 | warbear wardance potion | 9 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #50 | warbear whosit | 5,073 |
| #85 | whiskey in a broken glass | 36 |
| #46 | white tulip | 11 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #74 | wind-up meatcar | 152 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #33 | witch's bread | 5 |
| #19 | witch's brew | 8 |
| #40 | wood screw | 18 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #64 | wriggling severed nose | 2 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #172 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |
| #671 | yellow gummi ingot | 21 |
| #52 | yule gruel | 101 |
| #143 | zombie pineal gland | 27 |