Museum :: Zirrrus

Zirrrus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#191	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#40	Ancient Protector Soda	17
#53	Artist's Whisk of Misery	2
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#54	BOOterfinger	5
#40	BURT	587
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#41	Big Punk	8
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#25	Bowlet	7
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#77	Bruno's blessing of Mars	3
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#90	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	3
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#10	Can of Spaghetto	8
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#22	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#391	Chroner	33
#92	Clara's bell	3
#26	Cornbeefadon	7
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#463	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#675	Crimbo Credit	1
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#168	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#19	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#20	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#24	Crimbot battery	166
#116	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	44
#62	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	8
#26	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	25
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#10	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	3
#18	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	31
#28	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	22
#74	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	7
#77	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	7
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#49	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	11
#46	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	10
#60	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#36	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	20
#25	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	26
#135	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	35
#81	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	6
#13	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	3
#22	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	31
#137	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	32
#87	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	18
#103	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	4
#30	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	22
#106	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	48
#79	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	7
#36	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	19
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	4
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#79	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	22
#6	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	2
#106	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	48
#88	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	19
#117	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	40
#42	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	12
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#837	Crimbuck	944
#215	D roll	30
#81	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	4
#27	Disgeist	8
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#124	FDKOL commendation	6,119
#135	Fantasma en la Máquina	18
#28	Five Second Energy™	3
#38	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	13
#24	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	12
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#55	Glenn's golden dice	2
#177	Go-Wassail	112
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#96	How to Play Othello	5
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#87	Inner Strength	4
#236	Inner Truth	2
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#126	Instant Karma	87
#107	Jack-in-the-box	47
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#488	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#162	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	9
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#45	License To Kill	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#80	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	4
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#17	Memory Disk, Alpha	5
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#26	Mini-Crimbot crate	4
#65	Moonds	4
#66	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#224	New Zealand iced tea	30
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#41	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	39
#74	Othello's dagger	2
#98	Othello's handkerchief	1
#23	Outer Wolf™ cologne	9
#250	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#9	Rümpelstiltz	3
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#439	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#98	Roman sadnals	3
#149	Rompedores de Fantasmas	11
#29	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#11	Shot of the Living Dead	52
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#19	Sogg-Os	17
#21	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	9
#24	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	9
#13	Source terminal INGRAM chip	15
#23	Source terminal SCRAM chip	8
#22	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	10
#31	Source terminal file: compress.edu	5
#26	Source terminal file: cram.ext	7
#24	Source terminal file: critical.enh	9
#33	Source terminal file: damage.enh	5
#23	Source terminal file: dram.ext	9
#21	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	12
#33	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	5
#20	Source terminal file: gram.ext	9
#27	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	8
#11	Source terminal file: pram.ext	21
#29	Source terminal file: protect.enq	6
#32	Source terminal file: spam.ext	5
#14	Source terminal file: stats.enq	17
#17	Source terminal file: substats.enh	11
#16	Source terminal file: tram.ext	12
#26	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	6
#7	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	3
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#21	Star Spawn	19
#24	Stooper	5
#107	Strix stix	31
#629	Summer Nights	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#59	TI-9000 calculator	59
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#10	The Emperor's new cookie	68
#57	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#45	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#59	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	2
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#120	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	23
#23	Thwaitgold ant statuette	14
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#314	Thwaitgold bug statuette	4
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#213	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#210	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	16
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#1217	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#67	Thwaitgold nit statuette	3
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#97	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	23
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#111	Thwaitgold spider statuette	16
#1949	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#416	Thwaitgold termite statuette	20
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#43	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	7
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#34	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#124	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	107
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#29	Unspeakachu	8
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#89	Victor's Spoils	1
#41	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
#23	Wet Russian	13
#58	Z-Bone steak	62
#335	abandoned candy	1
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#24	alien drugs	125
#135	alien force field disruptor bean	4
#27	alien gemstone	11
#10	alien protein powder	36
#53	alien source code printout	9
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#69	angry inch	2
#20	anise-flavored venom	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#56	antimatter wad	8
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#167	antique beer	1
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#714	antique record album	2
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#15	augmented-reality shades	81
#60	baby cuddlefish	4
#817	baby killer bee	10
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#85	bag of bones	9
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#44	balsa plank	22
#28	banana supersucker	44
#453	bananagate	12
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#260	barrrnacle	62
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#13	beautiful rainbow	14
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#254	beavermouth	1
#104	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#768	belemnite fossil	3
#37	birdbone corset	10
#297	black and white cracker	1
#54	black brandy	1
#98	black spot	8
#46	blank diary	3
#186	blank fudge mold	2
#96	blind-packed capsule toy	200
#214	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	57
#17	blob of Alphredo™	19
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#107	blue grass	12
#43	blue tulip	11
#29	boiling seal blood	34
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#46	bottle of bubbles	345
#62	bottle of drinkin' gas	2
#83	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#22	bottled day	7
#3539	box of sunshine	19
#44	brain preservation fluid	6
#93	bread line	6
#105	breakfast miracle	2
#80	brilliant oyster egg	7
#195	brine	89
#22	bronze	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#108	brown pixel	6
#34	bubble-wrap simulator	60
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#53	can of Adultwitch™	1
#951	can of Binarrrca	8
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#213	can of V-11	2
#38	can-you-dig-it?	6
#59	candied bolts	13
#45	candied nuts	18
#34	candied pecan	2
#49	candy cigarette	58
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#1539	canteen of wine	3
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#24	catfish whiskers	46
#27	centurion helmet	3
#117	chakra malt	1
#108	chakra sludge	11
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#40	chlorine crystal	14
#21	choco-Crimbot	283
#23	cold seal sweat	92
#42	cookie cookie	10
#310	corned-beef Reuben	1
#159	correction fluid	2
#29	corrupted stardust	1
#240	crappy brain	3
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#687	crystalline cheer	1
#11	crystalline seal eye	2
#74	cute meteoroid	1
#159	cylindrical mold	11
#1025	daisy	1
#45	demon makeup kit	1
#119	designer handbag	20
#261	dill	138
#33	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	39
#24	disco horoscope (Aries)	48
#29	disco horoscope (Cancer)	44
#48	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	30
#27	disco horoscope (Gemini)	41
#37	disco horoscope (Leo)	36
#28	disco horoscope (Libra)	47
#26	disco horoscope (Pisces)	43
#29	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	44
#40	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	35
#43	disco horoscope (Taurus)	28
#47	disco horoscope (Virgo)	27
#48	discocktail	170
#51	dream of a dog	2
#99	droll monocle	12
#256	drop of water-37	26
#121	dropped scrap of paper	9
#20	dumb mud	16
#164	ear poison	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#40	eldritch concentrate	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#27	eldritch effluvium	9,435
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#92	eldritch extract	1
#5	eldritch ichor	6,685
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#205	electrical thingamabob	50
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1478	elven cellocello	13
#200	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#26	epic cluster	1
#75	eraser nubbin	1
#83	essential cameraderie	1
#100	essential tofu	1
#293	evil googly eye	14
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#53	executive mime flask	23
#20	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#80	fairy-worn boots	1
#1747	felt	3
#46	filet of The Fish	4
#47	fireman's lunch	1
#24	fishbone belt	1
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#10	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
#11	fishbone corset	1
#24	fishbone facemask	1
#7	fishbone fins	1
#10	fishbone kneepads	1
#48	fishy pipe	1
#15	fitness wristband	81
#150	flask flops	2
#90	flask of mining oil	66
#98	flask of tainted mining oil	112
#59	flat cider	1
#50	floaty rock	2
#746	floaty sand	6
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#18	foetid seal tear	167
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#58	forbidden sausage	6
#111	fountain 'soda'	1
#11	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	22
#20	freshwater fishbone	105
#207	friendly cheez blob	10
#377	fudge bunny	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#199	fudgecule	12,905
#202	gamma nog	1
#162	ghost beer	1
#283	ghost cucumber	149
#82	gilded lily	1
#70	gingerbread robot	10
#30	gladiator tunica	28
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#87	glass of herbal tequila	33
#35	glass slipper	2
#215	gleaming oyster egg	1
#161	glistening oyster egg	3
#43	goblin water	16
#82	gold tooth	8
#2495	golden ring	9
#80	golden tattoo gun	1
#55	gourmet gourami oil	27
#40	government	5
#24	government cheese	186
#34	government-issued night-vision goggles	21
#70	grape troll doll	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#682	green gummi ingot	19
#30	green pill	2
#61	green rocket	55
#53	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#62	grip key	3
#19	gummi fang	9
#38	guy made of bee pollen	67
#112	hambrosier	1
#242	hamlet sandwich	1
#70	handful of Laughing Willow bark	3
#215	handful of confetti	154
#21	handful of crafty noodles	16
#390	handful of honey	1
#36	handful of napalm	1
#41	hare brush	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#13	heavy duty umbrella	7
#58	hep waders	5
#83	hermit factoid	4
#1705	herringcello	7
#33	hi-octane carrot juice	4
#32	high-energy mining laser	43
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#115	hot egg	2
#53	hot watered rum	102
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#40	hunk of granite	76
#98	hushed puppy	4
#45	ice cream sandwich	2
#44	illegal firecracker	14
#49	impure gasoline	66
#454	intriguing puzzle box	1
#1600	ion grid	2
#10	janitor sponge	27
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#49	java cookie	10
#201	jerky coins	107
#43	jigsaw blade	22
#2317	killing feather	6
#69	kiwi beak	18
#583	kumquartz	7
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#99	kumquat supersucker	10
#59	labrador cookie	1
#2638	laser-broiled pear	7
#32	law-abiding citizen cane	17
#35	leftover canapés	4
#37	lemonhead caviar	1
#6	lemony scales	19
#1096	length of string	8
#661	licorice root	1
#43	lime supersucker	30
#44	liquid ice	16
#32	liquid shifting time weirdness	44
#9	loaf of alien bread	40
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#643	lollipop stick	21
#107	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
#28	lump of black ichor	4
#67	lump of clay	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#26	lupine appetite hormones	2
#198	lustrous oyster egg	1
#81	macaroni duck	15
#88	madius	4
#34	magic dragonfish fry	2
#114	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	37
#98	magical pony: Pearjack	26
#125	magical pony: Rosey Cake	25
#121	magical pony: Shutterfly	30
#120	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	29
#123	magical pony: Uniquity	28
#138	magnificent oyster egg	3
#42	magnum of fancy champagne	2
#42	mid-level medieval mead	5
#152	mime army superserum	1
#531	mime soul fragment	2
#79	minin' dynamite	22
#296	molten brick	20
#88	moosemeat pie	1
#327	muffled muffuletta	1
#33	mysterious chemical residue	41
#38	nachos of the night	2
#3704	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#1928	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#463	nanofiber cloth	11
#53	nastygeist	62
#374	negative lump	1
#24	neoprene skullcap	15
#168	neutron lollipop	2
#111	non-aged vinegar	26
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#59	nugget of Crimbonium	102
#30	nugget of sodium	16
#72	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#90	outlaw bandana	5
#137	overloaded micro-reactor	8
#274	pack of pogs	71
#37	pair of government shades	21
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#110	pear supersucker	5
#435	pearidot	12
#153	pearlescent oyster egg	4
#1499	penguin focaccia bread	10
#34	peppermint tailings	812
#20	perl necklace	16
#75	petit 4.1	8
#35	petit fortran	13
#30	ph balancer	34
#52	picky tweezers	1
#135	pitted sheet metal	8
#28	pixel chain whip	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#31	pixel orb	3
#61	pixel whip	1
#84	plaid cowboy hat	4
#74	plastic cup of beer	41
#178	plastic ingot	37
#31	plumber's lunch	3
#65	pocket ace	6
#10	pocket lint (blue)	7
#4	pocket lint (green)	13
#11	pocket lint (orange)	7
#15	pocket lint (white)	4
#116	pocket wish	1
#248	pog #01 (spider)	4
#484	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#384	pog #04 (skleleton)	2
#502	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
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#405	pog #10 (hobo)	2
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#27	rack of dinosaur ribs	19
#30	radiation-resistant helmet	46
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#67	rattler rattle	27
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#11	sour powder	12
#47	soyburger juice	10
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#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
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#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
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#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
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#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1417	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#81	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#789	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#782	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#73	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
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#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
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#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
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#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
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#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1342	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
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#2526	toothsome rock	1
#447	tourmalime	12
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1841	towel	1
#943	toy hoverpad	9
#840	toy wheel	10
#88	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#20	training scroll: Shattering Punch	2
#32	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	2
#15	training scroll: Snokebomb	6
#276	transparent nog	1
#749	trilobite fossil	3
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#35	twisted piece of wire	16
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#48	unused soap	63
#78	unused walkie-talkie	12
#376	unusual disco ball	7
#66	vampire pellet	7
#359	vinegar	109
#57	viral DNA	63
#466	volcanic ash	4
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#12	warbear LP-ROM burner	9
#6	warbear accoutrements chunk	353
#12	warbear auto-anvil	9
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#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
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#9	warbear beeping telegram	101
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
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#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
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#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#116	warbear drone assembler	5
#17	warbear empathy chip	18
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
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#140	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	9
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#8	warbear jackhammer drill press	9
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#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#40	warbear liquid lasers	5
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#7	warbear metalworking primer	81
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#7	warbear procedural hilarity drone	86
#33	warbear rejuvenation potion	6
#240	warbear requisition box	11
#9	warbear robo-camouflage unit	72
#11	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	84
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#19	warbear soda machine assembler	22
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#52	warbear superpotion	3
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#5	warbear trouser fragment	350
#165	warbear wardance potion	9
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#49	warbear whosit	5,073
#84	whiskey in a broken glass	36
#47	white tulip	11
#37	wild honey pie	1
#74	wind-up meatcar	152
#93	wings of fire	1
#33	witch's bread	5
#19	witch's brew	8
#40	wood screw	18
#630	wooden block	4
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#65	wriggling severed nose	2
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#673	yellow gummi ingot	21
#52	yule gruel	101
#143	zombie pineal gland	27

Wow, that's 56,953 items total!

what items are this player missing?