| #78 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #157 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 2 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1037 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #551 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #536 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 5 |
| #240 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1492 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1039 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #217 | Trainbot slag | 2 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #189 | ancient stone fist | 4 |
| #191 | ancient stone head | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #122 | automa-bot parts | 3 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #1132 | brine | 5 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #191 | cinnamon machine oil | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #1404 | dill | 4 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #296 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #236 | gooified mineral matter | 5 |
| #117 | hawk | 4 |
| #145 | heavy crown | 3 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #155 | madius | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #136 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #4 | pirate encryption key delta | 20 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #57 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #110 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #62 | toy sixgun | 2 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #49 | white elephant gift | 1 |