| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #5 | Drunken Neurologist | 88 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #234 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #369 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #379 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #261 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #253 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #764 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 20 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #432 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 23 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 13 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #807 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #798 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #185 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #860 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful rainbow | 3 |
| #104 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #44 | bottled day | 5 |
| #871 | box of sunshine | 310 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #578 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 17 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #806 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #300 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #377 | pirate shirt | 4 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #12 | pompadour'd puppy | 3 |
| #743 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #144 | still-beating spleen | 4 |
| #451 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #721 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #197 | voodoo snuff | 8 |
| #77 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #123 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |