| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #4 | Drunken Neurologist | 88 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #235 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #763 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 20 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 23 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 13 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #184 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #630 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #117 | beautiful rainbow | 3 |
| #104 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #43 | bottled day | 5 |
| #867 | box of sunshine | 310 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #578 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 17 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #377 | pirate shirt | 4 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #12 | pompadour'd puppy | 3 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #145 | still-beating spleen | 4 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #197 | voodoo snuff | 8 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |