Vampirate

RankItemQuantity
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#5Drunken Neurologist88
#808El Sombrero De Lopez3
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#234Frosty's frosty mug7
🥈Fuzzby1
#369Galapagosian Cuisses3
#379Garter of the Turtle Poacher3
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1206Instant Karma1
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#261La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez5
#253Lederhosen of the Night5
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#764Mob Penguin cellular phone20
#513Safari Jack's moustache3
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#432The Mariachi's guitar case4
#120Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette23
#27Thwaitgold ant statuette13
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#264Thwaitgold bookworm statuette4
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#807Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette5
#893Thwaitgold firefly statuette5
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#798Thwaitgold maggot statuette6
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#648Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette6
#185Thwaitgold spider statuette13
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#645Thwaitgold termite statuette8
#67Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette6
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#860adorable seal larva3
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#116beautiful rainbow3
#104beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar5
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#137blank diary1
#44bottled day5
#871box of sunshine310
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#938bunch of bananas1
#578chunk of depleted Grimacite17
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#410fancy chocolate car7
#806friendly cheez blob3
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#806gingerbread robot1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#766macaroni duck3
#107misfit hobby horse1
#300nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#2847obsidian dagger2
#147petit 4.15
#332phish stick3
#286pink candygram1
#377pirate shirt4
#756pocketwatch on a chain4
#459poison pen4
#12pompadour'd puppy3
#743powdered candy sushi set2
🥇seal medal1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#144still-beating spleen4
#451stray chihuahua6
#787superheated fudge1
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
🥇time sleigh1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#151tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku2
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#721untamable turtle3
#1125unusual disco ball2
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#197voodoo snuff8
#77warbear exo-arm3
#123warbear laser beacon2

Wow, that's 814 items total!

what items are this player missing?