Duckmartins

RankItemQuantity
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#34Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes4
#27Bettie page6
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#10Bustle Hustler56
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#102Daisy's unclean bloomers1
#150Danglin' Chad's loincloth4
#17Fabiotion7
#441Gaia beads3
#107Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#66Hellfire Spicy Beans1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#719Jack-in-the-box6
#36Lavalos's shell3
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#51Lolsipop2
#59Mysterious Black Box49
#55Mysterious Blue Box61
#63Mysterious Green Box51
#55Mysterious Red Box54
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#10Red Roger's red left foot10
#5Red Roger's red left hand17
#5Red Roger's red right foot14
#6Red Roger's red right hand18
#370Red Rover BB gun9
#393Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags2
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#10Swedish massage fish64
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#11Third Base52
#561Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#352Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#645Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette4
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#152Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#180Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#446Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#802Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#61Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans2
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#66World's Blackest-Eyed Peas1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#112Zeâ„¢ goggles42
#155Zim Merman's guitar5
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#124adorable seal larva14
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#465beer bong2
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#20blue lava globs1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#1348club necklace5
#908designer handbag2
#998diamond necklace7
#587distressed denim pants1
#434donated booze6
#494donated food2
#47eaves droppers5
#529fire poi1
#136flask flops3
#87friendly cheez blob18
#52genie's bracers3
#67genie's pants2
#46genie's scimitar5
#38genie's turbane6
#453giant foam finger2
#22green lava globs1
#48heart cozy6
#1228heart necklace6
#12heart-shaped candy whetstone57
#23heather graham cracker5
#506keg shield1
#199longhaired hippy wig3
#60love1
#81macaroni duck15
#361natty blue ascot1
#124orange peel hat4
#520oversized pipe2
#283peanut brittle shield11
#503perforated battle paddle2
#47personal graffiti kit3
#51psychic's amulet52
#51psychic's circlet47
#60psychic's crystal ball37
#61psychic's pslacks37
#412red-and-green sweater5
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#985rubber WWBD? bracelet8
#986rubber WWJD? bracelet8
#1124rubber WWSPD? bracelet7
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#1978spade necklace3
🥉spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip1
#173stray chihuahua14
#1164stuffed Baron von Ratsworth35
#1392stuffed Cheshire bitten36
#176stuffed Hodgman2
#1633stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech31
#1111stuffed Meat39
#2005stuffed angry cow25
#1619stuffed astral badger32
#1868stuffed baby gravy fairy28
#2714stuffed cocoabo17
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#1747stuffed doppelshifter4
#1734stuffed flaming gravy fairy30
#1782stuffed frozen gravy fairy29
#1479stuffed gray blob8
#1182stuffed hand turkey43
#909stuffed key54
#1681stuffed martini2
#1267stuffed mind flayer41
#1532stuffed mink22
#1503stuffed monocle24
#1260stuffed scary death orb41
#2254stuffed shoulder parrot7
#1667stuffed sleazy gravy fairy31
#1789stuffed snowy owl28
#1824stuffed spooky gravy fairy28
#402stuffed spooky mushroom20
#1791stuffed stinky gravy fairy28
#1097stuffed teddy butler40
#1205stuffed tin of caviar35
#937stuffed treasure chest51
#1713stuffed undead elbow macaroni30
#2643stuffing1
#91stylish swimsuit51
#83tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#792tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#324tiny plastic golden gundam1
#29tonic o' Banderas3
#165tube sock3
#7uncapped green lava bottle1
#98untamable turtle14
#153unusual disco ball12
#511war tongs1
#512wicker shield1
#333wreath of laurels2

Wow, that's 1,985 items total!

what items are this player missing?