| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #346 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #218 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1174 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #289 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #596 | Drowsy Sword | 30 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #478 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #893 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1000 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #814 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #883 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 30 |
| #267 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 24 |
| #1203 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #9 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 4 |
| #305 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #528 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1739 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 147 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #660 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #458 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1804 | badass belt | 30 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #459 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #393 | bottle of goofballs | 64 |
| #3883 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #105 | crystalline cheer | 1,082 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #454 | donated candy | 4 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1642 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #607 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 36 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| #424 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #268 | figurine of a cold seal | 23 |
| #351 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #98 | figurine of a sleek seal | 21 |
| #311 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #103 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 12 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #227 | fuzzy busby | 14 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #418 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #347 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #191 | ghost of a necklace | 26 |
| #312 | gold wedding ring | 22 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #1304 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| #456 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1426 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #168 | memory of a C | 7 |
| #102 | memory of a G | 14 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of a T | 12 |
| #218 | memory of an A | 4 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #71 | memory of an AT base pair | 2 |
| #43 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 51 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #181 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 9 |
| #1335 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #406 | old sweatpants | 183 |
| #160 | ornate picture frame | 13 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #578 | radium-flavored potato chips | 54 |
| #199 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #162 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #400 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| #298 | sawblade shield | 10 |
| #229 | seal-blubber candle | 12 |
| #272 | sealhide seal doll | 2 |
| #103 | sealhide snare | 8 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #1064 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1065 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #1337 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #545 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #658 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #199 | wad of cotton | 15 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #64 | wand of pigification | 15 |
| #584 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |