| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #795 | Drowsy Sword | 20 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1216 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #94 | antique record album | 33 |
| #2371 | badass belt | 21 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #3121 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1788 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #875 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #68 | intriguing puzzle box | 5 |
| #395 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #598 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #390 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #866 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #696 | wrench bracelet | 3 |