| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #795 | Drowsy Sword | 20 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1215 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #94 | antique record album | 33 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #450 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #3117 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #867 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #68 | intriguing puzzle box | 5 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #389 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |