Museum :: Nescire

Nescire

Rank	Item	Quantity
#39	"caramel" orange	60
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#567	Amulet of Yendor	33
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#71	Argarggagarg's fang	15
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#246	Baja sopapilla	3
#14	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	81
#13	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	2
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#15	Beach Comb Box	2
#8	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	2
🥈	Bettie page	337
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#22	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	7
#15	Boosty Juice	2
#12	Bowlet	20
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥉	Bustle Hustler	447
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#44	Carol of the Bulls	4
#44	Carol of the Hells	4
#44	Carol of the Thrills	4
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#53	Cheer-Up soda	15
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
🥈	Chroner cross	7
#21	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	3
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#12	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	2
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#289	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#31	Cornbeefadon	5
#65	Crimbeau de toilette	5
#363	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	15
#192	Crimbo Factory surprise box	14
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#74	Crimboysters Rockefeller	5
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#113	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#119	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	86
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	800
#110	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	8
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#99	Crimbuccaneer shirt	3
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#120	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	2
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#17	Disgeist	13
#9	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	3
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#62	Elf Army machine parts	44
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#78	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#159	Elf Guard MPC	1,344
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#19	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	18
#35	Elf Guard eyedrops	12
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#48	Elf Guard mouthknife	5
#18	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	17
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#96	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#83	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#108	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	7
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#17	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	3
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#65	Groll doll	15
#8	Guzzlr application	2
#89	Heimandatz's heart	13
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#11	Horsery contract	1
#28	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	1
#11	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	3
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#311	Iron Beta of Industry	29
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#81	Jamaican coffee	3
#12	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	2
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#45	Kelflar vest	5
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#12	Kramco Industries packing carton	2
#246	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	84
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#17	License To Kill	6
#99	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#25	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	1
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#36	MayDay™ contract	1
#98	Mer-kin cookiestove	30
#875	Microplushie: Bropane	2
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#887	Microplushie: Gothochondria	2
#914	Microplushie: Hippylase	2
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#819	Microplushie: Hobomosome	2
#919	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#835	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#869	Microplushie: Sororitrate	2
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#63	My First Art of War	12
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#68	Mysterious Black Box	38
#67	Mysterious Blue Box	48
#69	Mysterious Green Box	45
#62	Mysterious Red Box	42
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#23	Neverending Party favor	57
#10	Neverending Party guest pass	14
#22	Neverending Party invitation envelope	2
#352	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	19
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#13	Our Daily Candles™ order form	2
#944	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
🥇	Party Planning on a Budget	1
#6	Party-in-a-Can™	39
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#15	Pimpsqueak	1
#195	Pink Heart of Spirit	5
#7	PirateRealm membership packet	3
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#37	Pocket Square of Loathing	10
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#443	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#583	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	6
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#91	Raggedy Hippy doll	5
#112	Ralph IX cognac	2
#26	Red Roger's reliquary	38
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#51	Rock Garden Guide	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
🥉	Ruffalo	6
#47	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
#170	Safari Jack's moustache	8
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#5	Shudder	3
#28	Silly Little Love Song	1
#12	Snoutlet	2
#13	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	3
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#17	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#39	Star Spawn	7
#66	Stooper	1
#6	TRIO cup of beer	38
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#59	Telltale™ rubber heart	5
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#36	The Imploded World	3
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	13
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#295	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#26	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#15	The Spirit of Giving	2
#24	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	1
#92	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#1004	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#169	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	4
#235	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	3
#248	Thwaitgold bug statuette	6
#214	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	4
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#85	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	7
#10	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	10
#207	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	7
#214	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	5
#384	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	2
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#801	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#1041	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#45	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	3
#4	Trafikoan	4
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#60	Uncle Buck	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#25	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#30	Unspeakachu	7
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#22	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	1
#140	Yakisoba's hat	9
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#69	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	14
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#124	adorable seal larva	14
#4	aerosolized aerogel	2
#8	alien gemstone	126
#12	alien plant fibers	25
#4	alien plant sample	19
#6	alien rock sample	1,760
#203	alien source code printout	1
#6	alien toenails	121
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
#21	anemoney clip	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#633	anniversary gift box	6
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#38	antique beer	15
#30	antique nutcracker beard	2
#25	antique nutcracker boots	2
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#15	antique nutcracker drumstick	2
#15	antique nutcracker epaulets	2
#71	antique nutcracker figurine	5
#21	antique nutcracker hat	2
#21	antique nutcracker pants	2
#22	antique nutcracker sword	2
#27	antique nutcracker waistcoat	2
#716	antique record album	2
#42	apathetic lizardman doll	5
🥉	baby camelCalf	3
#81	baby chest mimic	1
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#429	baby killer bee	23
#7	bag of Iunion stones	2
#775	bag of airline peanuts	35
#28	bag of sausage links	2
#76	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#36	big slimy cyst	20
#55	black Crimbo ball	217
#4	black and white cracker	56
#313	black candy heart	33
#129	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
#375	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2
#42	blue money bag	7
#4	blue shell	345
#103	book of facts	1
#74	bottle of Crimbognac	5
#13	bottle of Greedy Dog	9
#30	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
#30	bowl of mernudo	199
#12	box o' ghosts	2
#4217	box of sunshine	12
#76	boxed august scepter	1
#52	boxed autumn-aton	1
#54	boxed gumball machine	3
#39	bread man	7
#23	bread pie	500
#1000	brick	30
#11	buñuelos Jaliscos	29
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#744	burst hellseal brain	2
#121	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#43	can of mixed everything	4
#62	candied lime	2
#54	carnivorous potted plant	2
#87	cheer extractor	5
#106	cheer-o-gram	5
#55	cheerful Crimbo sweater	2
#41	cheerful antler hat	2
#40	cheerful pajama pants	2
#23	clear Russian	500
#43	cloning kit	65
#24	closed-circuit phone system	3
#911	clown hammer	23
#562	club necklace	12
#24	combat lover's locket lockbox	2
#6	complex alien plant sample	7
#177	concentrated fish broth	2
#49	corked genie bottle	1
#119	corned beet	3
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#94	crystalline cheer	1,215
#82	cursed monkey glove	1
#48	cute meteoroid	3
#287	cymbal syrup	35
#20	deadfall branch	34
#68	deed to Oliver's Place	1
#413	defective skull	56
#13	deluxe Neverending Party favor	61
#19	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	23
#454	designer handbag	6
#49	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
🥇	diabolic pizza cube	1
#882	diamond necklace	8
#46	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
🥇	eaves droppers	1,563
#137	eggwater	4
#22	electric pants	25
#10	elf sleeper agent	1
#23	emotion chip	1
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#438	encoder ring	37
#195	ert grey goo ring	1
🥇	eternal knot tattoo	6
#19	everfull glass	3
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#130	executive mime flask	9
#11	exploding cigar	3,176
#731	explosion-flavored chewing gum	35
#613	fake fake vomit	51
#587	fake hand	46
🥇	fancy party pants	1
#61	festive egg sac	3
#30	fishelada	198
#139	flan del mar	6
#62	flask of egggrog	3
#37	fleshy putty	62
#49	flour cookie	8
#24	fresh can of paint	1
#103	fried air	4
#156	friendly cheez blob	12
#58	fruit-stuffed rumcake	2
#19	giant stuffed bugbear	5
#49	gingerbread nylons	15
#64	gingerbread pirate	3
#202	glass of bourbon	1
#76	glob of salty molasses	52
🥉	gold skull ring	65
#10	golden fleece	55
#33	golden gum	676
#23	golden gun	525
🥇	goo magnet	1
#31	gooified animal matter	384
#35	gooified mineral matter	407
#39	gooified vegetable matter	220
#70	green and red bean	197
#20	grey gosling	2
#107	grilled mooseflank	23
#27	grog nuts	22
#55	grouper fangirl	1
#3897	grue egg	3
#34	gunwale	1
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#55	handful of Laughing Willow bark	4
#582	heart necklace	12
#131	heart of the volcano	50
#160	holiday log	1
#37	hot watered rum	500
#53	hot wine	6
#45	huge Crimbo cookie	8
#190	huge bowl of candy	4
#43	humble pie	1
#6	hushed puppy	52
#63	imitation crab zoea	1
#46	innuendo	3
#76	intact anemone spike	79
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#575	jazz soap	50
#800	joybuzzer	32
#9	kerosene-soaked skip	1
#8	kitten burglar	3
#68	lab-grown meat	34
#16	latte lovers club card	2
#15	liquid SONAR	9
#4	locked mumming trunk	3
#74	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	3
#14	lump of bauxite	11
#252	macaroni duck	8
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#624	magical ice cube with a fly in it	46
#666	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#613	magical pony: Pearjack	1
#429	magical pony: Rosey Cake	3
#651	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
#506	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	2
#342	magical pony: Uniquity	4
#10	magical sausage	1,900
#15	magical sausage casing	1,398
#103	mandarina colada with a fly in it	3
#7	map to the Putrid Swamp	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#13	mime army infiltration glove	2
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#148	mime army rations	2
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#23	mime army superserum	7
#60	mime army wine	6
#60	mime eraser	17
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#16	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag	2
#27	mint condition magnifying glass	1
#23	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	1
#92	moist Crimbo spices	82
#322	mood ring	30
#78	mooseflank	102
#88	moosemeat pie	1
🥉	muffled muffuletta	102
#123	multi-level marzipan	5
#49	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
#48	neg grog	1
#78	nega-mushroom	27
#57	nega-mushroom wine	1
#30	ojo de pez burrito	199
#55	old-school pirate grog	6
#25	oldcake	9
#418	pack of KWE trading card	8
#34	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#41	packaged June cleaver	1
#16	packaged Jurassic Parka	3
#5	packaged Pocket Professor	3
🥉	packaged SpinMaster™ lathe	4
#14	packaged backup camera	2
#20	packaged cold medicine cabinet	3
#12	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	2
#25	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	1
#26	packaged miniature crystal ball	1
#56	packaged model train set	1
#20	paint palette	2
#20	pantogram	1
#14	party balloon	51
#27	party beer bomb	19
🥇	party crasher	1
#11	party mouse hat	1
#8	party platter for one	23
🥈	party whip	1
#103	peppermint eel sauce	111
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#11	peppermint tack	101
#19	peppermint-scented socks	24
#116	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2
#102	personalizable gingerbread cookie	2
#116	pet anchor	1
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#2035	pet rock	2
#597	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	40
#823	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	31
#117	pickled bread	3
#43	piece of coral	16
#47	pirate encryption key alpha	1
#45	pirate encryption key bravo	1
#11	pirate encryption key charlie	10
#49	pirate encryption key delta	1
#323	plain brown wrapper	1
#54	plain candy cane	6
#46	plastic bazooka	2
#27	plush alielf	1
#16	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#17	plush dogcat	1
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#17	plush mutated alielephant	1
#12	plush mutated alielf	1
#8	plush sea serpent	1
#320	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	3
#39	poisonsettia	51
#23	pompadour'd puppy	1
#265	pork elf goodies sack	29
#92	portable dam	1
#56	potato alarm clock	3
#12	power seed	2
#159	pregnant mushroom	2
#14	primitive alien medicine	1
#11	primitive candy cane	22
#35	pristine piranha seed	1
#33	projectile chemistry set	58
#115	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3
#74	red and white claret	5
#21	red coin	4
#40	red money bag	35
🥉	red-hot sausage fork	4,694
#21	red-spotted snapper roe	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#42	residual zeal	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#111	ridiculous sandwich	12
#20	rock lobster	1
#58	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3
#985	rubber WWBD? bracelet	8
#522	rubber WWJD? bracelet	14
#1124	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#935	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	8
#498	rubber emo roe	64
#80	rubber spider	1
#34	rum-soaked fruitcake	15
#18	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	2
#38	runny fermented egg	6
#91	runny icing	58
#59	salt plum	202
#109	salted mutton	3
#71	salty gumdrop	54
#602	sandwich of the gods	12
#14	self-repairing earmuffs	27
#26	shortest-order cook	1
#26	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	3
#64	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	1
#4	shushed potatoes	116
#14	silent B	25
#15	silent I	35
#135	silent J	2
#113	silent L	2
#16	silent M	93
#26	silent O	25
#5	silent P	76
#27	silent W	9
#8	silent X	98
#67	silent Y	1
#76	silent Z	2
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#31	sinistral homunculus	1
#129	slap and tickle with a fly in it	2
#76	sleeping patriotic eagle	1
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#42	soggy elf shoes	1
#96	soggy gingerbread chunk	61
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#95	solid gold jewel	9
#1043	spade necklace	7
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#9	spant egg casing	3
#72	stale Cheer-E-Os	15
#180	stale cheer wine	2
#8	status cymbal	4
#539	stray chihuahua	5
#812	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	55
#1666	stuffed Cheshire bitten	30
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#1116	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	44
#617	stuffed Meat	77
#46	stuffed Mob Penguin	5
#1439	stuffed angry cow	35
#1002	stuffed astral badger	50
#889	stuffed baby gravy fairy	56
#577	stuffed can of asparagus	5
#110	stuffed carpenter	2
#1144	stuffed cocoabo	42
#1169	stuffed crazy bastard sword	4
#578	stuffed dodecapede	5
#754	stuffed doppelshifter	15
#1026	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	49
#1092	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	46
#278	stuffed ghuol whelp	5
#749	stuffed gray blob	33
#1182	stuffed hand turkey	43
#428	stuffed key	134
#96	stuffed kraken	1
#1681	stuffed martini	2
#1575	stuffed mind flayer	33
#766	stuffed mink	61
#688	stuffed monocle	70
#213	stuffed ninja snowman	28
#28	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	5
#1164	stuffed scary death orb	44
#576	stuffed shoulder parrot	38
#1190	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	42
#1239	stuffed snowy owl	40
#1060	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	48
#54	stuffed stab bat	10
#1359	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	37
#683	stuffed teddy butler	71
#719	stuffed tin of caviar	67
#428	stuffed treasure chest	135
#1177	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	43
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#49	stuffed yeti	5
#246	stuffed zmobie	5
#1831	stuffing	3
#7	subscription cocoa dispenser	1
#38	sugarplum ration	15
#89	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	23
#17	sweet party mix	35
#53	synthetic rock	2
#103	tangarita with a fly in it	3
#1586	teddy bear	2
#1006	teddy borg	6
#67	the Crymbich Manuscript	2
#58	the finger	1
#14	third ear	37
#631	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	3
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#389	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	5
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#503	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	4
#189	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#623	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	3
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#65	tiny handful of mixed nuts	1
#477	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	15
#34	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	2
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#317	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	14
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#425	tiny plastic Axe Wound	16
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#662	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	7
#373	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	7
#890	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#279	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	14
#598	tiny plastic Black Knight	12
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#661	tiny plastic Boss Bat	7
#514	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#35	tiny plastic Café Elf	2
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#945	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#744	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	23
#573	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	4
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#891	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	11
#1303	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	7
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#15	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	3
#22	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	27
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#722	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#563	tiny plastic Felonia	8
#292	tiny plastic G Imp	21
#44	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	15
#535	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	13
#461	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	15
#1115	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#460	tiny plastic Hellion	15
#374	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	18
#22	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	23
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#335	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	12
#816	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	9
#269	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	23
#549	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	13
#586	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	12
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#594	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	7
#420	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	16
#24	tiny plastic Penny	2
#435	tiny plastic Protagonist	16
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#764	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
#299	tiny plastic Spam Witch	21
#367	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	18
#325	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	13
#216	tiny plastic The Man	18
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#271	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	24
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#548	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	13
#325	tiny plastic accordion thief	12
#332	tiny plastic angry bugbear	20
#567	tiny plastic angry goat	29
#866	tiny plastic angry space marine	4
#368	tiny plastic anime smiley	18
#419	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	17
#471	tiny plastic astronomer	15
#551	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	30
#849	tiny plastic barrrnacle	21
#846	tiny plastic batbugbear	4
#643	tiny plastic beanbat	11
#487	tiny plastic bee swarm	9
#741	tiny plastic beebee gunners	5
#592	tiny plastic beebee queue	7
#548	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	8
#847	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	4
#665	tiny plastic blazing bat	6
#633	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	26
#830	tiny plastic blooper	9
#305	tiny plastic brainsweeper	22
#378	tiny plastic briefcase bat	17
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#483	tiny plastic buzzerker	9
#748	tiny plastic cavebugbear	5
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#728	tiny plastic cocoabo	24
#686	tiny plastic coffee pixie	24
#395	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	11
#462	tiny plastic cubist bull	15
#301	tiny plastic demoninja	21
#723	tiny plastic disco bandit	7
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#280	tiny plastic drunk goat	23
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#349	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	19
#304	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	22
#668	tiny plastic fire servant	3
#501	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	14
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#460	tiny plastic fruit golem	15
#537	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	30
#931	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	19
#837	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	21
#313	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	21
#45	tiny plastic golden gundam	711
#393	tiny plastic goth giant	17
#924	tiny plastic grue	19
#344	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	19
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#816	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	22
#1132	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	2
#777	tiny plastic killer bee	22
#375	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	18
#687	tiny plastic leprechaun	25
#689	tiny plastic levitating potato	25
#516	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	13
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#44	tiny plastic mime soldier	2
#545	tiny plastic moneybee	8
#734	tiny plastic mosquito	23
#22	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	2
#676	tiny plastic mumblebee	6
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#536	tiny plastic ninja snowman	14
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#23	tiny plastic orphan	4
#358	tiny plastic pastamancer	11
#710	tiny plastic peacannon	3
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#4	tiny plastic reindeer	14
#578	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	29
#435	tiny plastic sauceror	10
#374	tiny plastic scary clown	18
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#1032	tiny plastic seal clubber	5
#411	tiny plastic senile lihc	16
#500	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	14
#361	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	7
#307	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	21
#838	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	21
#593	tiny plastic spooky vampire	12
#629	tiny plastic stab bat	27
#730	tiny plastic star starfish	23
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1416	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#218	tiny plastic taco cat	28
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#526	tiny plastic topiary golem	13
#1087	tiny plastic turtle tamer	5
#406	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	17
#386	tiny plastic warwelf	17
#436	tiny plastic whitesnake	16
#28	tiny plastic wild beaver	2
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#365	tiny plastic zmobie	18
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#27	traditional Crimbo cookie	44
#84	transparent nog	4
#57	trick coin	2
#32	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
#10	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	3
#15	unfinished fruitcake	15
#45	universal biscuit	65
#41	unoccupied sheep suit	1
#4	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	4
#8	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	2
#26	unopened tiny stillsuit	2
#305	untamable turtle	7
#664	unusual disco ball	4
#20	vampyric cloake pattern	2
#15	voter registration form	2
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#12	waterlogged cloth	137
#16	waterlogged leather	103
#16	waterlogged metal	86
#17	waterlogged stuffing	88
#54	waterlogged wood	9
#30	whale cerebrospinal fluid	28
#39	whalesteak	22
#51	white Crimbo ball	218
#36	white money bag	14
#776	whoopie cushion	38
#642	wind-up chattering teeth	47
#71	wind-up spider	1
#84	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#571	x-ray specs	32
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#898	yellow snowcone	32
#37	yule grog	1
#36	yule gruel	500
#11	yule hatchet	74

Wow, that's 35,313 items total!

what items are this player missing?