| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #66 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 12 |
| #67 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #50 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #39 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #51 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 3 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #205 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #222 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #295 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #48 | bottle of Blank-Out | 346 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #377 | brine | 51 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1089 | candy cane | 31 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #539 | cool mushroom | 3 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #50 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #484 | dill | 85 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #123 | dull fish scale | 69 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #411 | elven suicide capsule | 33 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #212 | fancy dress ball | 76 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #430 | fat stacks of cash | 18 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #687 | ghost cucumber | 65 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #77 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #641 | killing feather | 54 |
| #354 | kneecapping stick | 41 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #116 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 32 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #101 | ninja mop | 25 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #212 | pail | 62 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #923 | paperclip | 9 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #310 | pile of gold coins | 4 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #62 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #575 | pointy mushroom | 2 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #325 | pool cue | 19 |
| #358 | possessed top | 15 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #116 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
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