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goodknight

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#67	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	12
#66	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	3
#74	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	3
#49	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#38	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	3
#76	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#44	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	3
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#313	Divine	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#50	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	3
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#206	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#91	Muschat	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#252	The Art of Slapfighting	4
#224	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	6
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#296	Uncle Romulus	4
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#352	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	5
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#225	antique bottle opener	4
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#609	antique record album	3
#486	around the world	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#934	battered Crimbo Crate	7
#788	beertini	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#802	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#589	black & tan	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#52	boozebomb	1
#48	bottle of Blank-Out	346
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#377	brine	51
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#554	can of Swiller	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#1089	candy cane	31
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#541	cool mushroom	3
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#218	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#570	cream stout	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#585	dance card	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#50	deluxe fax machine	5
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#75	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#484	dill	85
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#782	dried face	1
#266	dry martini	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#124	dull fish scale	69
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#412	elven suicide capsule	33
#255	especially salty dog	1
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#156	expensive cigar	1
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#261	facehugging alien	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#213	fancy dress ball	76
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#433	fat stacks of cash	18
#880	fine wine	1
#1764	fire	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#81	flask of baconstone juice	1
#77	flask of hamethyst juice	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#63	fumble formula	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#687	ghost cucumber	65
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#132	gibson	1
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#214	gingerbread house	3
#246	glass of baboon milk	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#76	grass whistle	1
#1909	green beer	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#115	green eggnog	1
#548	grog	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1881	herringcello	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#181	honey stick	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#41	honeypot	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#82	jug of baconstone juice	1
#66	jug of hamethyst juice	1
#79	jug of porquoise juice	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#640	killing feather	54
#355	kneecapping stick	41
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#270	library card	1
#321	licorice garrote	6
#331	live wire	3
#233	lotion of coldness	1
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#341	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#325	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#80	lychee chuhai	1
#766	macaroni duck	3
#125	machetito	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#480	margarita	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#666	martini	1
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#77	memory of a CA base pair	1
#91	memory of a CG base pair	1
#84	memory of a CT base pair	1
#92	memory of a GT base pair	1
#89	memory of an AG base pair	1
#99	memory of an AT base pair	1
#327	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#119	mimosette	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#144	missing wine	1
#77	mole skin notebook	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#136	mother's secret recipe	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#1322	nanite-infested candy cane	7
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#117	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	32
#107	natto-infused sake	1
#868	night-vision goggles	2
#101	ninja mop	25
#225	not-a-pipe	1
#529	ocean motion	1
#218	oil of expertise	1
#234	oil of oiliness	1
#232	oil of slipperiness	1
#469	oily golden mushroom	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#257	old-fashioned	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#215	pail	62
#512	pair of bolt cutters	6
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#238	palm-frond cloak	1
#152	palm-frond fan	1
#122	palm-frond net	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#620	papaya slung	1
#923	paperclip	9
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#170	papotion of papower	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#106	parisian cathouse	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#181	pebblebräu	1
#464	penguin focaccia bread	30
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#148	perfume of prejudice	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#919	pet rock	8
#332	phish stick	3
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#311	pile of gold coins	4
#594	pink pony	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#61	pixel whip	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#136	plain old beer	1
#242	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#320	plastic cup of beer	1
#64	plastic cup of flat beer	1
#214	plum wine	1
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#575	pointy mushroom	2
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#224	pointy red hat	1
#336	poison pen	5
#1394	polyalloy shield	3
#326	pool cue	19
#359	possessed top	15
#812	potted cactus	1
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#43	pottery club	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#266	pumpkin beer	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#218	purple corpsel	1
#120	rabbit punch	1
#123	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#126	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#139	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
#121	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#108	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#118	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
#144	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#210	red-headed corpse	1
#515	redrum	1
#115	resolution: be luckier	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#494	roll in the hay	1
#2275	roll of toilet paper	1
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3663	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#2766	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#2126	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#647	rum and cola	1
#683	safarrri hat	1
#72	salacious lychee chuhai	1
#77	salacious screwdiver	1
#190	salamander slurry	1
#190	salinated mint julep	1
#855	salty dog	1
#623	salty slug	1
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#336	sangria	1
#77	screwdiver	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#301	sealhide seal doll	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#280	sensitive poetry journal	1
#173	sham champagne	1
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#260	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#699	shot of orange schnapps	1
#175	shot of peach schnapps	1
#168	shot of pear schnapps	1
#358	shot of rotgut	1
#747	shot of tomato schnapps	1
#71	silver keg	1
#546	slap and tickle	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#511	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
#427	slip 'n' slide	1
#232	slug of rum	1
#225	slug of shochu	1
#201	slug of vodka	1
#258	smudged alchemical recipe	1
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#236	snowball	1
#522	soda water	1
#488	soy cordial	1
#144	soyburger juice	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1367	spectre scepter	20
#374	spiced rum	1
#300	sponge cake	1
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#310	star buckler	1
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#133	star spatula	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
#697	strawberry daiquiri	1
#465	strawberry wine	1
#224	string of Crimbo lights	3
#3139	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#8937	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8942	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#3116	stuffed Meat	1
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#1484	stuffed alien blob	4
#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
#8973	stuffed astral badger	1
#8948	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#110	stuffed carpenter	2
#92	stuffed caterpillar	2
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#1874	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#117	stuffed dodo	2
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8970	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#768	stuffed gray blob	32
#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#2534	stuffed key	2
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#8911	stuffed mind flayer	1
#3073	stuffed mink	1
#3113	stuffed monocle	1
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#8940	stuffed scary death orb	1
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#8961	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#3136	stuffed teddy butler	1
#3107	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#2706	stuffed treasure chest	1
#8890	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#110	stuffed walrus	2
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#2643	stuffing	1
#1209	sturdy Crimbo crate	6
#582	sunken chest	16
#225	tangarita	1
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#1374	teddy borg	3
#96	teqiwila	1
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#126	tequila sunset	1
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#536	thistle wine	1
#438	throwing wrench	9
🥇	time sleigh	1
#999	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#239	tonic water	1
#1003	toothsome rock	9
#715	towel	11
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#125	tropical swill	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#445	untamable turtle	5
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#107	used beer	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#501	vinegar	80
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#466	warm mushroom	2
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#615	witch hat	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#261	wooden stakes	11
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#271	worthless gewgaw	23
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 2,217 items total!

what items are this player missing?