| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #421 | CRIMBCO mug | 30 |
| #936 | CRIMBCO scrip | 90 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #23 | Cloaca-Cola | 2,289 |
| #8 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 508 |
| #2374 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #10 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2,195 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #210 | Jocko Homo's head | 8 |
| #70 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 5 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #57 | Wolfman Nardz | 31 |
| #208 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #858 | bone chips | 3 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #272 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1036 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #64 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 34 |
| #481 | colorful plastic ball | 11 |
| #189 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #233 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #418 | herringcello | 32 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #281 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #948 | knuckle sandwich | 13 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky lighter | 1,225 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | manly bloomers | 901 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #56 | mulled cider | 37 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #331 | penguin focaccia bread | 35 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #201 | pork elf goodies sack | 38 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #236 | really dense meat stack | 26 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #36 | stuffed yo-yo | 47 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #359 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #659 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |