| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #234 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #421 | CRIMBCO mug | 30 |
| #934 | CRIMBCO scrip | 90 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #23 | Cloaca-Cola | 2,289 |
| #7 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 508 |
| #2384 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #9 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2,195 |
| #369 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #213 | Jocko Homo's head | 8 |
| #70 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 5 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #1231 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #358 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #689 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #305 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #799 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #57 | Wolfman Nardz | 31 |
| #209 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #868 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #858 | bone chips | 3 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #4508 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2438 | candy cane | 8 |
| #273 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1035 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #63 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 34 |
| #481 | colorful plastic ball | 11 |
| #189 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #330 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #790 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1416 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1038 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #2872 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #134 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #231 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #2004 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1747 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #226 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #419 | herringcello | 32 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #284 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #948 | knuckle sandwich | 13 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| 🥇 | lucky lighter | 1,225 |
| #396 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #238 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | manly bloomers | 901 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #56 | mulled cider | 37 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #230 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #331 | penguin focaccia bread | 35 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #202 | pork elf goodies sack | 38 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #238 | really dense meat stack | 26 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #702 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #311 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #937 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #271 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #36 | stuffed yo-yo | 47 |
| #169 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #361 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2704 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #127 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #667 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |