| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #41 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #598 | duct tape | 52 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #654 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #618 | garish pinky ring | 5 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #780 | mummy costume | 5 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #331 | roll of toilet paper | 287 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1085 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 38 |
| #1048 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1111 | stuffed mink | 38 |
| #866 | stuffed monocle | 53 |
| #1021 | stuffed teddy butler | 44 |
| #1128 | stuffed tin of caviar | 39 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #29 | tube of hair oil | 17 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |