| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1951 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #745 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1192 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #41 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #597 | duct tape | 52 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #656 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #617 | garish pinky ring | 5 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #780 | mummy costume | 5 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #335 | roll of toilet paper | 287 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1090 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 38 |
| #1050 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1114 | stuffed mink | 38 |
| #874 | stuffed monocle | 53 |
| #1025 | stuffed teddy butler | 44 |
| #1133 | stuffed tin of caviar | 39 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #29 | tube of hair oil | 17 |
| #721 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |