| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #438 | Bonerdagon necklace | 27 |
| #302 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #465 | Crown of the Goblin King | 53 |
| #17 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 17 |
| #607 | Drowsy Sword | 29 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #179 | Iron Beta of Industry | 55 |
| #140 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 4 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #562 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 48 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #122 | NPZR chemistry set | 50 |
| #238 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 28 |
| #296 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #75 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #331 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #567 | badass belt | 84 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #602 | drywall axe | 20 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #563 | handful of confetti | 72 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #434 | nanofiber cloth | 12 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #22 | poutine | 1,955 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | reinforced furry underpants | 430 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #80 | sea salt scrubs | 2 |
| #640 | shiny ring | 39 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #677 | spectre scepter | 49 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #335 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #7 | stuffed key | 2,109 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #341 | stuffed teddy butler | 126 |
| #59 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 16 |
| 🥇 | tighty whiteys | 27,032 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #45 | tooth | 91 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #36 | troutpiece | 6 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #222 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 44 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |