Museum :: Lxndr

Lxndr

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#183	ASCII shirt	12
#12	Adventurer bobblehead	9
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#138	Ancient Protector Soda	2
#332	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#99	Angelhair Culottes	9
#162	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#513	BURT	18
#100	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
#62	Barney's rake	5
#34	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	11
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#26	Bonerdagon necklace	163
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#119	Boss Bat britches	91
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#67	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#88	Carpathian longsword	8
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#73	Clara's bell	6
#141	Claw of the Infernal Seal	7
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#153	Codpiece of the Goblin King	39
#201	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#68	Cold One	1
#38	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	59
#510	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	10
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#327	Crimbo salad	4
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#81	Crimbonium fuel rod	34
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#267	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#291	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	8
#195	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	16
#185	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	7
#219	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	14
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#263	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	9
#274	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#223	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	12
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#1321	Crimbuck	314
#85	Crown of the Goblin King	195
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#672	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	9
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#192	Dolphin King's crown	23
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#52	Drowsy Sword	230
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#44	Eau de Guaneau	12
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#57	El Vibrato restraints	7
#263	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#62	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	3
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#53	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	7
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
#236	Game Grid token	2
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#143	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	7
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#48	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	37
#32	Glenn's golden dice	4
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#749	Go-Wassail	11
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#944	Goodfella contract	2
#74	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	6
#117	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#108	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#101	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#203	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#256	Green Clover of Justice	8
🥇	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
#269	Heimandatz's heart	6
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#156	Inner Strength	3
#82	Inner Truth	4
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
#274	Instant Karma	34
#186	Iron Beta of Industry	53
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
🥇	KoL Con 12-gauge	1
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
🥇	KoL Con Six Pack	1
🥇	KoL Con X Treasure Map	1
#140	Krakrox's Loincloth	7
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#214	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#48	Lavalos's shell	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#214	Lederhosen of the Night	6
#72	Liam's mail	11
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#69	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	223
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#173	Misty Cape	10
#34	Misty Cloak	66
#28	Misty Robe	88
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#69	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#77	Mr. Screege's spectacles	15
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#34	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	114
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#67	Pecos Dave's sixgun	2
#196	Piddles	1
#81	Pink Heart of Spirit	13
#193	Polka Pop	1
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#13	SMOOCH coffee cup	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#108	SPF 451 lip balm	21
#138	Safari Jack's moustache	9
#280	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#29	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	1
#7	Science Notebook	2
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
🥇	Size XI Wizard's Robe	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#34	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	14
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#67	Spookyraven signet	25
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#745	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
#777	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#759	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
🥇	The Cocktail Shaker	1
#53	The Emperor's dry cleaning	9
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#50	The Jokester's gun	1
#42	The Jokester's pants	1
#43	The Jokester's wig	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#26	The Lot's engagement ring	6
#295	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#755	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	5
#256	Thwaitgold ant statuette	5
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#66	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	8
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#28	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	13
#12	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	13
#254	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	15
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#823	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#187	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	15
#26	Thwaitgold moth statuette	9
#13	Thwaitgold nit statuette	7
#76	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#57	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	30
#23	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	18
#345	Thwaitgold spider statuette	9
#459	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	15
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#143	UV monocular	1
#5	Uncle Buck	18
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#842	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#87	Unfortunato's foolscap	6
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#4	Warehouse 23 crate	1
#138	Wet Russian	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#66	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
🥇	Xiblaxian 5D printer	135
#11	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	1
#12	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	1
#11	Xiblaxian stealth vest	1
#140	Yakisoba's hat	9
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#85	Zim Merman's guitar	10
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#315	adorable seal larva	8
#48	aerated diving helmet	6
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#40	ankleweights	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#887	antique greaves	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#302	bacon bath ball	3
#1308	baconstone	5
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#74	badass belt	264
#66	bag of grain	1
#75	bag of lard	13
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#9	bakelite badge	1
🥈	bakelite belt	2
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#430	balaclava	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#59	bark rootbeer	7
#64	barnacled barrel	1
#40	barrelhead	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#736	bath ball gift set	6
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
🥇	battoo kit	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#74	bejeweled cufflinks	52
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#73	big tun	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#54	black brandy	1
#162	black eyedrops	5
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#667	black shield	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#727	black sword	1
#137	blank diary	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#826	blue class ring	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#221	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#666	bottle of bubbles	2
#76	bottle of goofballs	240
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#639	box of sunshine	493
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#173	bread line	5
#10	briefcase full of sprinkles	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#91	burnt snowpants	7
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#352	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#44	can of V-11	10
#162	can of spinach	12
#175	candied bolts	6
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#108	catfish whiskers	2
#802	cement sandals	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#38	chakra sludge	32
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#39	chest barrel	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#210	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#246	chintzy saucepan earring	3
#146	chintzy seal pendant	8
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#99	classy monkey	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#66	club necklace	55
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#12	compounded experience	233
🥉	control crystal	1
#209	cookie cookie	4
#850	cornuthaum	1
#68	corrupted marrow	1
#268	crappy brain	1
#98	crate of firebombs	1
#88	crumbling rat skull	7
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#82	cube of billiard chalk	5
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#80	cylindrical mold	50
#123	das boot	1
#272	decent brain	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#87	delicious star salad	1
#28	demon makeup kit	3
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#247	diamond necklace	21
#10	dice belt buckle	1
#12	dice ring	1
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#16	dice-shaped backpack	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#248	disintegrating sheet music	14
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#77	dope wheels	19
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#30	dreadful box	1
#36	drywall axe	231
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#112	dumb mud	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#72	dusty barrel	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#387	eldritch effluvium	1
#82	eldritch oil	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#14	elegant nightstick	69
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1339	elven cellocello	15
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1136	elven socks	2
#1245	elven suicide capsule	15
#20	elven tambourine	1
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#81	emergency margarita	1
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#52	eternal car battery	3
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#26	facsimile dictionary	225
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#142	fake blood	8
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#89	fancy opera glasses	46
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#217	fat wallet	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#1174	festive sausage	1
#126	filet of The Fish	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#77	[2426]fire flower	13
#77	firebomb	1
#24	fishbone belt	1
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#10	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
#11	fishbone corset	1
#24	fishbone facemask	1
#7	fishbone fins	1
#10	fishbone kneepads	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#159	flask of mining oil	12
#190	flask of tainted mining oil	28
#108	fleshy lump	3
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#121	foreign box	1
#84	freezerburned ice cube	4
#100	freshwater fishbone	6
#505	friendly cheez blob	5
#81	frigid derringer	17
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#179	fudgecycle	1
🥇	funny paper hat	1
#427	furry pants	1
#30	fuzzy busby	71
#26	fuzzy earmuffs	82
#47	fuzzy montera	55
#203	gamma nog	1
#99	garish pinky ring	40
#119	gearbox necklace	7
#35	ghost of a necklace	164
#67	giant designer sunglasses	57
#33	giant discarded bottlecap	92
#63	giant discarded plastic fork	100
#38	giant discarded torn-up glove	82
#106	giant pearl	1
#40	giant pinky ring	264
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#60	gingerbread gavel	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
🥈	glass eye	1
#479	gloomy black mushroom	6
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#136	goblin water	2
#132	gold nuggets	1
#50	gold wedding ring	200
#692	golden ring	40
#340	good brain	1
#108	gourmet gourami oil	2
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#1158	green candy heart	1
#250	green candygram	1
#1030	green clay bead	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#53	grue egg	265
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#36	gym shorts	1
#400	half-orchid	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#1934	hamethyst	2
🥇	hand of Mr. Cards	1
#6	hand-carved bokken	13
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#66	hand-carved staff	1
#112	handful of confetti	233
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#179	handful of honey	47
#133	hardened slime belt	1
#149	hardened slime hat	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#91	haunted bindle	8
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#155	headless sparrow	1
#335	heart necklace	19
#182	heart of the volcano	38
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#172	hemp candy necklace	5
#11	hermit factoid	70
#1370	herringcello	13
#126	high-energy mining laser	11
#946	hobo nickel	53
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#153	imp unity ring	26
#299	incense bath ball	3
#20	industrial frosting	1
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#182	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	6
#122	radiation-resistant helmet	12
#250	radio button candy	4
#145	rat carcass	1
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🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#51	red ale	8
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
🥉	red face paint	1
#845	red snowcone	1
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#38	red-hot knucklebone	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#13	reliable sixgun	1
#86	replica bat-oomerang	2
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#303	rib of the Bonerdagon	6
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#180	ring of half-assed regeneration	18
#64	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
#1354	rogue swarmer	43
#67	rotting barrel	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#1103	rubber WWBD? bracelet	7
#261	rubber WWJD? bracelet	23
#762	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	10
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#359	ruby on canes	2
#31	rusty chain necklace	78
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#1271	sandwich of the gods	4
#89	sausage without a cause	1
#956	sawblade fragment	50
#31	sawblade shield	81
#376	scented massage oil	3
#150	scintillating powder	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
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#126	servo-assisted exo-pants	11
#68	shady shades	1
#176	shimmering tendrils	4
#59	shiny ring	289
#88	shrinking powder	6
#90	silver cow skull	1
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#72	smoking talon	1
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🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
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#15	space beast fur hat	1
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#20	space beast fur whip	1
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#251	spade necklace	22
#86	spaghetti breakfast	1
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#38	special edition Batfellow comic	23
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🥈	spirit bell	1
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#182	spirit sheet	1
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#66	spiritual gingerbread	4
#459	spooky bicycle chain	5
#392	spooky hockey mask	4
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#79	squeaky toy rose	1
#220	stainless steel scarf	13
#120	stainless steel shillelagh	18
#126	stainless steel skullcap	15
#64	stainless steel slacks	20
#181	stainless steel solitaire	12
#177	stainless steel suspenders	17
#84	standards and practices guide	11
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#330	star pants	1
#234	still-beating spleen	1
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#1377	string of blue beads	7
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#1715	string of red beads	4
#122	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	236
#117	stuffed Cheshire bitten	218
#105	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	233
#199	stuffed Meat	183
#143	stuffed angry cow	209
#112	stuffed astral badger	249
#136	stuffed baby gravy fairy	209
#258	stuffed cocoabo	128
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#202	stuffed mink	177
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#116	stuffed snowy owl	234
#137	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	218
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#124	stuffed teddy butler	251
#202	stuffed tin of caviar	181
#114	stuffed treasure chest	352
#119	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	239
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#96	sucker bucket	2
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#36	sweatband	1
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
🥈	talking spade	1
#391	tasty tart	3
#186	teeny-tiny magic scroll	4
#1220	throwing wrench	3
#37	tie-dyed fannypack	24
#421	tin magnolia	1
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2810	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#147	tiny plastic animelf	2
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#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#266	toe jam	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#35	topiary tights	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#57	towel	144
#13	toxic mop	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#5	toy sixgun	18
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#165	tube sock	3
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#1476	unstable laser battery	36
#256	untamable turtle	8
#664	unusual disco ball	4
#49	unusual oil	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#245	vampire glitter	1
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#68	wand of pigification	14
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#132	warbear battery	21
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#54	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	22
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#442	warbear whosit	102
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#75	weathered barrel	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#276	white candygram	1
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#708	wind-up meatcar	4
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
#1245	wolf mask	1
#130	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#44	wrench bracelet	73
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#262	yeti fur	876
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 18,689 items total!

what items are this player missing?