#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
#12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
#7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
#9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
#8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
#10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
#8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
#112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
#39 | Ancient Saucehelm | 26 |
#21 | Angelhair Culottes | 22 |
#26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
#630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
#1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#23 | Bonerdagon necklace | 177 |
#468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
#89 | Boss Bat britches | 108 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1035 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
#929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
#6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
#355 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
#29 | Colander of Em-er'il | 25 |
#117 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 22 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
#778 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
#13 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 44 |
#71 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 5 |
#9 | Drowsy Sword | 462 |
#27 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 38 |
#49 | Elder Turtle Shell | 20 |
🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
#16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
#13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
#30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
#34 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 16 |
#479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
#106 | Green Clover of Justice | 15 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
#25 | Iron Beta of Industry | 268 |
#44 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 15 |
🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
#226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#21 | Lederhosen of the Night | 34 |
#12 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 462 |
#45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
#33 | Newman's Own Trousers | 21 |
#37 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 107 |
#28 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 36 |
#163 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
#69 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 23 |
#116 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 9 |
🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
#100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
#23 | Red Balloon of Valor | 8 |
#40 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 25 |
#7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
#4 | Stephen's lab coat | 122 |
#68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
#5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
#8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
#48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
#7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
#4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
#9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
#35 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 10 |
#829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
#27 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
#376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
#229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
#5 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 21 |
#17 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 22 |
#1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#66 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
#83 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
#15 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 11 |
#176 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
#252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
#15 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
#191 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
#820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
#87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
#306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
#30 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
#253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
#34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
#48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
#109 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
#21 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
#53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
#259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
#32 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 20 |
#623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#93 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 6 |
#415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
#340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
#40 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
#750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
#312 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
#77 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 9 |
#457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
#1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
#126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
#516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
#22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#13 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 34 |
#47 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 36 |
#42 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 19 |
#24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
#79 | adorable seal larva | 17 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
#13 | badass belt | 541 |
#18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
#505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
#759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
#3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
#58 | chamoisole | 1 |
#261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#65 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 9 |
🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
#15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
#64 | easter egg balloon | 155 |
🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
#60 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 23 |
#1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
#58 | figurine of a charred seal | 38 |
#12 | figurine of a cold seal | 152 |
#7 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 85 |
#36 | figurine of a sleek seal | 42 |
#193 | figurine of a slippery seal | 9 |
#119 | figurine of a stinking seal | 20 |
#17 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 70 |
#303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#73 | friendly cheez blob | 21 |
#14 | frost-rimed seal hide | 43 |
#14 | fustulent seal grulch | 37 |
#6 | fuzzy busby | 162 |
#410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
#12 | fuzzy earmuffs | 126 |
#6 | fuzzy montera | 128 |
#19 | gearbox necklace | 24 |
#9 | ghost of a necklace | 374 |
#14 | gold wedding ring | 393 |
#1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
#6 | grisly shield | 1 |
#8 | grue egg | 572 |
#20 | handful of confetti | 521 |
#22 | heart of the volcano | 139 |
#866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
#48 | hyperinflated seal lung | 17 |
#50 | ingot of seal-iron | 7 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#46 | macaroni duck | 19 |
#16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
#570 | motivational poster | 7 |
#40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
#41 | obsidian dagger | 136 |
#16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
#930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
#133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
#10 | powdered sealbone | 111 |
#36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#9 | rusty chain necklace | 131 |
🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
#85 | sandwich of the gods | 23 |
#10 | sawblade shield | 134 |
#11 | scrap of shadow | 35 |
#23 | seal lube | 24 |
#214 | sealhide seal doll | 5 |
#144 | sealhide snare | 4 |
#81 | secret from the future | 2 |
#13 | severed flipper | 11 |
#20 | sizzling seal fat | 23 |
#42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
#23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
#14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
#12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
#18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
#34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
#33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
#35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
#8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
#214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
#202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
#206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
#436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#29 | spark plug earring | 19 |
#16 | spectre scepter | 464 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
#41 | stray chihuahua | 33 |
#21 | tainted seal's blood | 22 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#73 | untamable turtle | 16 |
#16 | unusual disco ball | 35 |
#12 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 237 |
#564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#37 | woven baling wire bracelets | 16 |
#8 | wrench bracelet | 146 |
#740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
🥇 | yield shield | 1 |