| #197 | "caramel" orange | 3 |
| #587 | BURT | 3 |
| #183 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #919 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,137 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #183 | Dust bunny | 2 |
| #808 | FDKOL commendation | 10 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #282 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 59 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #4 | beaver punch (papaya) | 54 |
| #39 | beaver punch (peach) | 4 |
| #170 | beavermouth | 21 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #122 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #99 | bone chips | 224 |
| #624 | bottle of Blank-Out | 7 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #144 | bread man | 4 |
| #75 | bread pie | 11 |
| #130 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 6 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #715 | candy brain | 2 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #155 | cheer-o-gram | 2 |
| #517 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4 |
| #189 | chocomotive | 5 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #329 | donated booze | 19 |
| #326 | donated candy | 17 |
| #313 | donated food | 19 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #225 | eggwater | 2 |
| #217 | electrical thingamabob | 44 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #61 | fishelada | 24 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #188 | freightcake | 5 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #975 | fudgecule | 97 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #1332 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #128 | gooified animal matter | 19 |
| #188 | gooified mineral matter | 9 |
| #148 | gooified vegetable matter | 13 |
| #136 | green and red bean | 45 |
| #754 | green gummi ingot | 12 |
| #97 | grilled mooseflank | 25 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #882 | iGoogly | 12 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #759 | kumquartz | 3 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #888 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #112 | mime eraser | 6 |
| #190 | moist Crimbo spices | 3 |
| #228 | mooseflank | 2 |
| #11 | moosemeat pie | 27 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #176 | nanite-infested candy cane | 94 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #550 | old sweatpants | 119 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #79 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #800 | red gummi ingot | 10 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #146 | silent I | 3 |
| #67 | silent J | 5 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #98 | silent O | 7 |
| #43 | silent P | 12 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #78 | silent X | 5 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #169 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 6 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #847 | spooky felt | 10 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #707 | strawberyl | 4 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #656 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #543 | synthetic stuffing | 11 |
| #642 | theoretical string | 17 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #757 | tourmalime | 3 |
| #598 | toy hoverpad | 20 |
| #297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #517 | trilobite fossil | 7 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #392 | unearthed potsherd | 4 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #275 | useless powder | 580 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #564 | warbear whosit | 13 |
| #106 | warehouse key | 8 |
| #144 | waterlogged cloth | 4 |
| #153 | waterlogged leather | 3 |
| #141 | waterlogged metal | 4 |
| #148 | waterlogged stuffing | 3 |
| #72 | waterlogged wood | 5 |
| #118 | white Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #737 | yellow gummi ingot | 13 |
| #87 | yule gruel | 13 |