nonvegan

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#332Ancient Saucehelm7
#120Angelhair Culottes8
#123Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental8
#1784Baron von Ratsworth's monocle6
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#143Bling of the New Wave8
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#540Bonerdagon necklace21
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#321Boss Bat britches43
#39CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#118Claw of the Infernal Seal8
#168Codpiece of the Goblin King36
#120Colander of Em-er'il12
#157Cosmic Calorie12
#1185Crimbuck411
#290Disco 'Fro Pick9
#219El Sombrero De Lopez10
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#414Elder Turtle Shell6
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
🥈Fuzzby1
#179Galapagosian Cuisses6
#178Garter of the Turtle Poacher6
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#203Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob5
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#116Krakrox's Loincloth8
#137La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez10
#136Lederhosen of the Night10
#139Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet152
#214Newman's Own Trousers5
#280Scalp of Gorgolok9
#4Tales of Dread1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#325Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette12
#133Thwaitgold ant statuette7
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#106Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette22
#103Thwaitgold firefly statuette16
#35Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette18
#1437Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#182Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette21
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#144Volartta's bellbottoms8
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#381adorable seal larva7
#52aerated diving helmet5
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#11anger blaster3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#233badass belt151
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#334batskin belt1
#924bottle of goofballs28
#36burst hellseal brain393
#1660cheap toaster1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#12doubt cannon3
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1082empty agua de vida bottle10
#52eternal car battery3
#1374fat stacks of cash1
#12fear condenser3
🥈festive warbear bank1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#409friendly cheez blob6
#3221fuzzy dice2
#187green clay bead67
#127grue egg144
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#255macaroni duck8
#107obsidian dagger95
#184old sweatpants382
#28ornamental sextant1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#12papier-mâchuridars1
#15papier-masque1
#15papier-mitre1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#125pink clay bead165
#156purple clay bead30
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
#11regret hose3
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#36shredded hellseal hide372
#68skull capacitor1
#15space beast fur hat1
#15space beast fur pants1
#20space beast fur whip1
#186spectre scepter152
#310stray chihuahua9
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#146sugar shorts1
#36torn hellseal sinew384
#446untamable turtle5
#315unusual disco ball8
#76vertebra of the Bonerdagon107
#9warbear battle greaves1
#6warbear bearserker greaves1
🥇warbear breakfast machine1
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
🥉warbear electric long johns1
#5warbear electric warscarf1
#4warbear electro-spiked helm1
#8warbear fancy fedora1
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#4warbear fleece-lined long johns1
#7warbear fleece-lined warscarf1
#11warbear goggles1
#5warbear heated ushanka1
#7warbear high festival pants1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#9warbear long johns1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
🥈warbear officer greaves1
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#9warbear polarized goggles1
#10warbear snowblindness goggles1
🥈warbear soda machine1
#5warbear spiked helm1
#13warbear warscarf1
#26wax hat1
#23wax pants1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1

Wow, that's 3,588 items total!

what items are this player missing?