| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #333 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #123 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 8 |
| #1785 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #143 | Bling of the New Wave | 8 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #540 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #321 | Boss Bat britches | 43 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 8 |
| #168 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 36 |
| #120 | Colander of Em-er'il | 12 |
| #157 | Cosmic Calorie | 12 |
| #1188 | Crimbuck | 411 |
| #291 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 9 |
| #219 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #179 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #178 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #203 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #116 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 8 |
| #137 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 10 |
| #136 | Lederhosen of the Night | 10 |
| #139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 152 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #282 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 22 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 18 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #144 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 8 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #382 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #52 | aerated diving helmet | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #11 | anger blaster | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #233 | badass belt | 151 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #335 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #924 | bottle of goofballs | 28 |
| #36 | burst hellseal brain | 393 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1083 | empty agua de vida bottle | 10 |
| #52 | eternal car battery | 3 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #412 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #187 | green clay bead | 67 |
| #127 | grue egg | 144 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #255 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #107 | obsidian dagger | 95 |
| #184 | old sweatpants | 382 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #126 | pink clay bead | 165 |
| #156 | purple clay bead | 30 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #11 | regret hose | 3 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #36 | shredded hellseal hide | 372 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #187 | spectre scepter | 152 |
| #310 | stray chihuahua | 9 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #147 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #36 | torn hellseal sinew | 384 |
| #448 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #315 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #76 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 107 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |