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DerMagus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#474	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	40
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#182	Ancient Saucehelm	10
#32	Asleep in the Cemetery	22
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#18	BRAINS shorts	95
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#480	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	24
#264	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	9
#18	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	112
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#44	Blood Light	65
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#27	Bohemian rhapsody	67
#43	Bone's Farm "wine"	27
#11	Bonerdagon necklace	334
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#8	Boss Bat britches	373
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#99	Codpiece of the Goblin King	51
#202	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#317	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	18
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#94	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	56
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#112	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	46
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#92	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	54
#141	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	10
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#84	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	65
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#150	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	10
#101	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	50
#116	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	13
#98	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	47
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#35	Crimbough	2
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#146	Crown of the Goblin King	127
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#291	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#16	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	20
#296	Doc's Miracle Cure	4
#54	Dolphin King's crown	68
#224	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	46
#84	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	40
#86	Drowsy Sword	168
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#9	El Sombrero De Lopez	68
#100	Elder Turtle Shell	14
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#875	Ent cider	3
#147	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	99
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#18	Genalen™ Bottle	634
🥉	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	259
#894	Green Clover of Justice	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#40	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	114
#32	How to Play Othello	19
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#258	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#35	Instant Karma	312
#72	Iron Beta of Industry	136
#86	Jolly Roger charrrm	60
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#461	Knob mushroom	10
#265	Knob sausage	20
#54	Knoll mushroom	260
#52	Knoll shroomkabob	43
#11	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	56
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#7	Let Me Be!	92
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#120	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	168
#781	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	9
#401	Manetwich	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#25	Maxing, Relaxing	16
#19	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	73
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#385	Mr. Mediocrebar	145
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#15	Necrotelicomnicon	192
#152	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	43
#31	Nightstalker perfume	67
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#873	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#84	Order of the Silver Wossname	9
#15	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	67
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#167	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#128	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#369	Red Pill	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2056	Rock Pops	9
#338	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
#180	Schrödinger's thermos	132
#46	Sensual Massage for Creeps	13
#31	Silver Bullet beer	55
#150	Sinful Desires	4
#283	Spam Witch sammich	142
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#124	Steal This Candy	22
#438	Sugar Cog	4
#31	Summer Nights	15
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#209	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	14
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#25	The Art of Slapfighting	41
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#32	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	41
#83	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	62
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#102	The Ring	1
#26	The Snitch's Manifesto	7
#24	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	7
#144	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	20
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#62	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	15
#188	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	15
#76	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#24	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	36
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#23	Travels with Jerry	19
#193	Trollhouse cookies	262
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#30	Uncle Romulus	48
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#10	Unionize The Elves sign	2
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#803	Valentine	20
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#114	Yakisoba's hat	10
#73	Yellow Moon of Compassion	28
#556	Yummy Tummy bean	363
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#14	aerated diving helmet	52
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#69	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	20
#21	antique greaves	598
#15	antique hand mirror	1,617
#22	antique helmet	528
#111	antique painting of a landscape	8
#72	antique pair of blue jeans	10
#931	antique record album	1
#21	antique shield	571
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#25	antique spear	612
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#99	awful poetry journal	2,289
#183	babycakes	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#27	badass belt	427
#141	bag of bones	8
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2044	ball	1
#44	ballroom blintz	382
#231	bat haggis	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#172	beholed bedsheet	5
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#7	bi-lateral logic compressor	713
#90	bindle of joy	1
#60	bite-me-red lipstick	245
#156	black forest cake	33
#123	black forest ham	34
#14	blackberry	7,421
#137	blank diary	1
#96	blind-packed capsule toy	200
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#816	blood flower	6
#759	blue glowstick	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#80	booty chest charrrm	149
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#25	bottle of Blank-Out	580
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#18	bottle of Ooze-O	101
#186	bottle of bubbles	63
#7	bottle of goofballs	1,156
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#81	bottled inspiration	17
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#162	bow	3
#131	bowl of cottage cheese	242
#542	box of sunshine	603
#79	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	54
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#152	breaded beer	4
#1268	broken skull	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#145	brown sugar cane	44
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#216	bucket of honey	7
#1630	buckyball	1
#939	bunch of bananas	1
#235	bunch of square grapes	17
#17	burnt flower	2,231
#64	cactus fruit	82
#570	can of Binarrrca	16
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#728	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	12
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1023	candied yams	8
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#1327	candy stake	5
#79	cannonball charrrm	147
#176	carbon nanotube frame	78
#123	carob chunk cookies	28
#328	carob chunk noodles	5
#113	carob chunks	91
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#34	caustic slime nodule	14
#290	chainsaw chain	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#1059	cheap plastic bottle opener	5
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#72	chef-skull-in-the-box	3
#64	cherry pie	22
#30	chintzy accordion pin	26
#141	chintzy disco ball pendant	7
#51	chintzy noodle ring	35
#7	chintzy saucepan earring	804
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#129	chorizo taco	46
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#108	chrome sword hilt	2
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#56	collapsible baton	1
#156	colorful plastic ball	419
#37	commemorative war stein	2,077
#67	computronic processing unit	66
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
#68	copper ha'penny charrrm	155
#84	cranberries	535
#23	crate of fish meat	2
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#36	creamsicle	141
#260	crystallized memory	1
#18	cursed scrunchie	56
#920	cyborg doll	1
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#585	dance card	1
#12	das boot	25
🥈	dead guy's watch	56,775
#17	delicious noodles	502
#1796	delicious salad	1
#60	desiccated apricot	333
#1622	dill	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1025	disease	1
#17	disintegrating quill pen	2,162
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#99	disturbing fanfic	2,488
#113	doll house	51
#270	dollhive	39
#395	double daisy	1
#8	dreadful box	3
#19	drum of pomade	48
#303	duck-on-a-string	8
🥉	easter egg balloon	447
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#356	elven suicide capsule	35
#76	empty blowgun	36
#16	enchanted leopard-print barbell	53
#607	ennui-flavored potato chips	36
#38	escargotsicle	16
#230	evil teddy bear	68
#102	extra-see-thru nightie	6
#17	extremely skinny jeans	33
#1016	eye of newt	1
#25	facsimile dictionary	228
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#229	fancy canapés	2
#788	fancy chocolate	4
#127	fancy dress ball	113
#17	fancy seashell necklace	1,766
#979	fire	4
#10	fishy pipe	10
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#12	floaty sand	1,697
#28	flower petal pie	50
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#121	foreign box	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#121	ghost protocol	6
#14	ghost trap	101
#148	ghostly body paint	35
#81	ghuol egg	367
#172	ghuol egg quiche	11
#68	ghuol guolash	200
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#23	giant pinky ring	397
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#480	gloomy black mushroom	6
#81	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	3
#114	goat cheese pizza	126
#433	golden ring	54
#1917	googly eye	3
#45	green clay bead	312
#1006	green glowstick	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#29	grouchy restless spirit	4,334
#16	grue egg	443
#53	grumpy old man charrrm	79
#1227	gyroscope	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#16	handful of Laughing Willow bark	10
#187	handful of confetti	168
#127	handful of numbers	3
#35	handful of walnuts	242
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1009	herb brownies	3
#588	herbal stuffing	13
#87	honey-dew	7
#192	hot date	54
#201	hot stuffing	1
#103	hot wing	1,116
#4	iGoogly	17,501
#387	immense cyborg hand	9
#335	incredibly creepy marionette	10
#18	inkwell	1,532
#101	invisible bag	8
#244	ion grid	59
#72	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	60
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#83	jar of swamp gas	1,028
#194	jerky coins	112
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#46	kickback cookbook	11
#69	killer rag doll	32
#399	killing feather	68
#14	knuckle sandwich	781
#759	kumquartz	3
#2060	laser-broiled pear	11
#21	lawn dart	16
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#94	lemon meringue pie	22
#681	length of string	16
#202	library card	2
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#101	lihc eye	277
#321	lihc eye pie	7
#120	live wire	6
#433	loaded serum blowgun	10
🥉	logic synthesizer	10,393
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#284	lovecat tail	3
#725	lucky rabbit's foot	9
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#348	mad scientist's sock monkey	10
#2077	mafia aria	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#737	maple syrup	2
#331	marionette	5
#575	marionette collective	1
#325	marshmallow flambé	2
#180	massive sitar	1
#231	mind flayer corpse	81
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#28	moist sack	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#18	monomolecular yo-yo	3,103
#152	monster bait	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#86	mylar scout drone	53
#3075	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#1024	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#67	nanofiber cloth	99
#96	nasty rat mask	1
#18	necrotizing body spray	283
#262	nothing-in-the-box	1
#26	obsidian dagger	153
#25	old school flying disc	16
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#160	oversized fish scaler	16
#1890	oyster basket	1
#343	pail	36
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#205	palm-frond toupee	3
#214	palm-frond whip	1
#40	pants of the Slug Lord	68
#210	papaya	125
#444	papaya taco	2
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#271	penguin focaccia bread	38
🥇	penguin thesaurus	15,181
#72	personal massager	605
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#639	pet rock	12
#1884	phish stick	2
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#169	pile of loose snow	1
#45	pink clay bead	588
#457	pink glowstick	5
#35	pink pinkslip slip	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#132	pirate tract	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#27	plush alielf	1
#16	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#17	plush dogcat	1
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#17	plush mutated alielephant	1
#12	plush mutated alielf	1
#133	pocket ace	1
#575	pointy mushroom	2
#315	polyalloy shield	9
#35	pool cue	280
#57	pork elf goodies sack	117
#2213	porquoise	1
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#187	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#693	portable corkscrew	10
#170	possessed top	33
#389	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#695	poutine	1
#57	pr0n taco	13
#548	prehistoric spear	7
#29	press-on ribs	143
#71	psycho sweater	5
#727	purple glowstick	1
#24	pygmy bugbear shaman	1
#398	quantum polarity inducer	9
#20	quirky accordion	2
#641	radium-flavored potato chips	39
#299	rag doll	8
#42	rat head balloon	3
#490	razor-tipped yo-yo	17
#463	really dense meat stack	14
#373	rib of the Bonerdagon	5
#369	ring of adornment	1
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#1119	roasted marshmallow	9
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#17	rockfish stomach	173
#430	rogue swarmer	80
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#284	royal jelly	48
#48	rum barrel charrrm	44
#56	rusty chain necklace	56
#981	salamander spleen	1
#10	sandwich of the gods	90
#93	savoy truffle	90
#379	sawblade fragment	78
#73	sawblade shield	48
#101	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	35
#206	scroll of drastic healing	460
#82	scroll of pasta summoning	191
#13	seal-brain elixir	370
#46	seal-toothed rock	1
#9	secret from the future	40
#9	sensitive poetry journal	167
#399	serpentine sword	1
#174	shiny butcherknife	7
#36	shiny ring	432
#45	shot of flower schnapps	50
#71	silver keg	1
#133	silver shotgun shell	3
#162	silver shrimp fork	14
#69	silver tongue charrrm	187
#1809	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#694	sleeping snowy owl	3
#497	sleeping stocking	5
#39	slime convention swag bag	20
#202	small leather glove	5
#62	smoldering box	2
#349	snake shield	1
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#63	sock monkey	35
#129	solid gold bowling ball	144
#14	sorority brain	102
#41	sorority girl's box	1
#317	soy cordial	2
#239	spark plug earring	4
#644	spectral pickle	12
#35	spooky bicycle chain	62
#39	spooky cosmetics bag	60
#1488	spooky eggnog	4
#74	spooky mushroom	923
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#1131	squashed frog	1
#246	stainless steel scarf	12
#400	stainless steel shillelagh	10
#311	stainless steel skullcap	9
#321	stainless steel slacks	10
#418	stainless steel solitaire	7
#90	stainless steel suspenders	26
#86	stalk of asparagus	142
#343	star	149
#229	stick-on-a-string	18
#787	strange shiny disc	2
#82	strawberry pie	22
#331	string of Crimbo lights	2
#344	stuffed Cheshire bitten	105
#303	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	112
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#450	stuffed alien blob	14
#381	stuffed angry cow	101
#308	stuffed baby gravy fairy	120
#8834	stuffed cocoabo	1
#33	stuffed doppelshifter	413
#427	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	97
#8973	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#10	stuffed gray blob	2,780
#379	stuffed hand turkey	101
#480	stuffed mind flayer	89
#399	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	100
#424	stuffed snowy owl	94
#367	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	106
#1050	stuffed spooky mushroom	8
#332	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	109
#8894	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#127	stuffing	66
#64	sturdy Crimbo crate	275
#5	synthetic stuffing	7,016
#30	tarrrnish charrrm	96
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#68	teddy bear	84
#192	teddy borg	56
#5	theoretical string	8,809
#360	thermos of brew	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
#18	throwing bone	43
#174	tin star	1
#753	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	2
#602	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#633	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#96	tiny fly glasses	3
#407	tiny house	463
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#611	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	12
#1763	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#1512	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#775	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	6
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1065	tiny plastic Black Knight	7
#2069	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#2049	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#174	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	78
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#224	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	39
#818	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	12
#356	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	9
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#782	tiny plastic Felonia	6
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1467	tiny plastic G Imp	5
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#466	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	15
#213	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	29
#1068	tiny plastic Hellion	7
#1471	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
#247	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	25
#448	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	15
#656	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	11
#181	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	34
#85	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#108	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	8
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#165	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	38
#798	tiny plastic Protagonist	9
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#134	tiny plastic Spam Witch	46
#2138	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#1521	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#613	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	12
#264	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	11
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#462	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	15
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#79	tiny plastic accordion thief	33
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#314	tiny plastic angry bugbear	21
#39	tiny plastic angry goat	525
#2193	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#385	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	18
#605	tiny plastic astronomer	12
#36	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	523
#29	tiny plastic barrrnacle	633
#197	tiny plastic beanbat	31
#1718	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#36	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	557
#1781	tiny plastic blooper	4
#924	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#733	tiny plastic briefcase bat	10
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#60	tiny plastic cocoabo	211
#56	tiny plastic coffee pixie	193
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#926	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
#532	tiny plastic cubist bull	13
#301	tiny plastic demoninja	21
#85	tiny plastic disco bandit	36
#406	tiny plastic drunk goat	17
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#568	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1231	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	6
#947	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	8
#1792	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#210	tiny plastic fruit golem	29
#31	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	654
#39	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	565
#28	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	741
#905	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#280	tiny plastic goth giant	22
#34	tiny plastic grue	542
#816	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	9
#230	tiny plastic hermit	15
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#41	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	519
#34	tiny plastic killer bee	569
#147	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	42
#35	tiny plastic leprechaun	539
#27	tiny plastic levitating potato	709
#1071	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	7
#28	tiny plastic mosquito	636
#153	tiny plastic mutant elf	6
#498	tiny plastic ninja snowman	15
#55	tiny plastic pastamancer	45
#38	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	495
#43	tiny plastic sauceror	63
#303	tiny plastic scary clown	21
#84	tiny plastic seal clubber	33
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#180	tiny plastic senile lihc	34
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#330	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	20
#424	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	16
#30	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	589
#462	tiny plastic spooky vampire	15
#34	tiny plastic stab bat	669
#32	tiny plastic star starfish	526
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#320	tiny plastic strand of DNA	3
#143	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	52
#126	tiny plastic taco cat	50
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1429	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#531	tiny plastic turtle tamer	9
#263	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	24
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1706	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#159	tiny plastic whitesnake	37
#1050	tiny plastic zmobie	7
#1719	toast	169
#89	tofu casserole	21
#544	tofurkey gravy	16
#534	tofurkey leg	16
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#316	toothsome rock	34
#201	top	21
#140	towel	66
#730	toy crazy train	11
#900	toy deathbot	1
#4	toy hoverpad	12,210
#1072	toy jet pack	5
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#582	toy mercenary	11
#998	toy ray gun	7
#228	toy soldier	8
#953	toy space helmet	7
#145	toy train	12
#215	toy wheel	41
#405	tree-eating kite	85
#1041	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#25	triad summoning scroll	29
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#134	tropical wrapping paper	6
#272	turtle totem	190
#56	uncooked chorizo	138
#125	unfortunate dumplings	3
#117	unidentified jerky	266
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#380	unstable laser battery	70
#138	untamable turtle	12
#154	unusual disco ball	12
#256	urinal cake	11
#610	vampire duck-on-a-string	15
#58	velvet choker	1
#506	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	20
#237	vibrating cyborg knife	15
#733	vinegar	48
#110	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	275
#137	wheel	24
#36	whisker pencil	150
#550	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
#151	white chocolate chip cookies	34
#257	white chocolate chips	49
#13	white class ring	896
#4	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	4,490
#73	witch hat	10
#195	worthless gewgaw	46
#437	worthless knick-knack	12
#390	worthless trinket	8
#256	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#106	wrench bracelet	34
#740	yellow glowstick	1
🥇	yellow traffic cone	2
🥇	yield shield	1
#474	yo	20
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 218,340 items total!

what items are this player missing?