| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #595 | Bonerdagon necklace | 19 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #954 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #204 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #4 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #667 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #271 | Misty Cape | 4 |
| #208 | Misty Cloak | 6 |
| #127 | Misty Robe | 19 |
| #156 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #159 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #155 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #148 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #223 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 30 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 23 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 42 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #468 | donated booze | 3 |
| #111 | donated candy | 145 |
| #121 | donated food | 152 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #23 | ert grey goo ring | 42 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #279 | fuzzy busby | 11 |
| #60 | fuzzy earmuffs | 48 |
| #321 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #145 | ghost of a necklace | 42 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #500 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #827 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #202 | gold wedding ring | 42 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #38 | hand-carved bokken | 3 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #274 | handful of honey | 14 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #280 | heart of the volcano | 25 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #143 | longhaired hippy wig | 4 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
| #19 | murderbot whip | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #51 | oil slacks | 2 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #127 | palm-frond cloak | 2 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #422 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #113 | waterlogged cloth | 9 |
| #124 | waterlogged leather | 6 |
| #131 | waterlogged metal | 6 |
| #142 | waterlogged stuffing | 4 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #327 | wrench bracelet | 10 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |