| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #369 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #379 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1218 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1350 | awful poetry journal | 10 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #161 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #141 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #59 | bubblin' crude | 602 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #129 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 6 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1708 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #598 | pile of dusty animal bones | 3 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #342 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #673 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 65 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #544 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #806 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |