| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1215 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1350 | awful poetry journal | 10 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #162 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #58 | bubblin' crude | 602 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #130 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 6 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #595 | pile of dusty animal bones | 3 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #335 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #670 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 65 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #801 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |