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RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#57Ancient Saucehelm21
#222Angelhair Culottes5
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#167BRICKO brick1,478
#178BRICKO eye brick308
#75BURT387
#227Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental5
#300Baron von Ratsworth's monocle34
#208Belt of Howling Anger1
🥉Belt of Loathing1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#608Bling of the New Wave2
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
🥇Bloodbath1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#190Bonerdagon necklace49
#571Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air6
#100Brimstone Boxers1
🥈Byte1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1374CRIMBCO scrip15
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#29Chester's Aquarius medallion2
#53Chester's bag of candy2
#53Chester's cutoffs2
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#14Chroner cross1
#246Claw of the Infernal Seal4
#214Cloak of Dire Shadows1
#174Colander of Em-er'il10
#869Crimbo candied pecan8
#717Crimbo fudge12
#1098Crimbo peppermint bark4
#327Crimbo salad4
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#23Drunkula's cape1
#325El Sombrero De Lopez7
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#331Elder Turtle Shell7
#536FDKOL commendation150
#84Frosty's arm1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#58Frosty's nailbat2
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#62Frown Exerciser1
🥈Fuzzby1
#225Galapagosian Cuisses5
#223Garter of the Turtle Poacher5
#153Gauntlets of the Blood Moon2
#4Goggles of Loathing1
#62Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob13
#27Great Wolf's left paw1
🥈HOA zombie eyes2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#50Hodgman's porkpie hat2
#13Hodgman's varcolac paw3
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#5Jeans of Loathing1
#59KoL Con 13 T-shirt35
#249Krakrox's Loincloth4
#214La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez6
#186Lederhosen of the Night7
#4Lens of Violence3
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#107Lord Soggyraven's Slippers2
#983Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet26
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#113Mer-kin prayerbeads3
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#54Newman's Own Trousers14
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
#26Ol' Scratch's ash can3
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#25Oscus's pelt3
#99Othello's handkerchief1
#16Pantaloons of Hatred1
#34Retenez L'Herbe Paté30
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#661Scalp of Gorgolok5
#4Scepter of Loathing1
#125Science Notebook1
🥈Skipper's accordion1
#153Sogg-Os1
#10Space Trip safety headphones1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#31Staff of Blood and Pudding2
#5Staff of Holiday Sensations2
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#5Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#490Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro20
#492Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita20
#89Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier3
#480Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco20
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#28Thunkula's drinking cap1
#651Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette6
#294Thwaitgold amoeba statuette2
#425Thwaitgold ant statuette3
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#501Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#18Thwaitgold butterfly statuette13
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#431Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette11
#1204Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#811Thwaitgold spider statuette2
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#321Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette2
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#574Tiki lighter1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#26Time Bandit Time Towel2
#16Time Cape1
🥉Treads of Loathing1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#143UV monocular1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#653Wand of Nagamar6
#203Wand of Oscus1
#138Wet Russian1
#218Ye Olde Medieval Insult1
#51Zombo's grievous greaves2
#61Zombo's shield2
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#860adorable seal larva3
#13aerogel accordion1
#11aerogel akubra1
#14aerogel anvil1
#8aerogel apron1
#13aerogel ascot1
#13aerogel attache case1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#72anger blaster1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#517bacon bath ball1
#413badass belt105
#14bakelite brooch1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#77ballpark hot daub1
#136baneful bandolier1
#111bone chips188
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#43cane-mail pants1
#284chocolate bath ball3
#6corroded breeches1
#5corrosive cowl1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#16dice-shaped backpack1
#66discarded swimming trunks4
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
#68doubt cannon1
#297dragon snaps1
#114dragonfish caviar1
#112dumb mud1
🥈eerily silent box1
#16eldritch hat1
#49electrical thingamabob391
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
🥈experimental carbon fiber pasta additive1
#744extra-greasy slider1
#749fake plastic grass2
#62fear condenser1
🥈festive warbear bank1
#45fiery wing193
#1764fire1
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#24foam pistol4
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#323freezin' bindle2
#87friendly cheez blob18
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#729fudge lily2
#62fudge pocket square1
#179fudgecycle1
#1657fuzzy dice4
#806gingerbread robot1
🥈glass eye1
#162goblin water1
#853green gummi ingot7
#5grisly shield1
#1484grue egg17
#241gummi snake1
#371handful of confetti102
#67hardened slime belt2
#148hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
🥇hazardous sauce dosimeter1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#170heavy crown1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#384incense bath ball2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#41jingle bell1
#1289killer rag doll1
#759kumquartz3
#155liquid ice1
#887lollipop stick3
#58lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter1
#92lunar isotope1,025
#391macaroni duck6
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#10makeshift skirt14
🥉marinara jug1
#347molten brick10
#10moon-amber necklace1
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#100neoprene skullcap2
#191nut-shaped Crimbo cookie5
#584obsidian dagger31
#391pack of pogs50
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#807party hat1
#746pearidot3
#15pernicious cudgel1
#435petit 4.13
#332phish stick3
#52picky tweezers1
#18pixel grappling hook1
#342plastic ingot5
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#14polyester pettipants1
#43pottery club1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
#834red gummi ingot8
#62regret hose1
#45reusable shopping bag1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#772roll of toilet paper79
#25rope with some soap on it1
#287scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker21
#51silent beret1
#78slimy alveolus20
#208snapdragon pistil1
🥈soul monocle1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#225sparking robo-battery2
🥈spirit bell1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#105stapler bear1
#1092stick-on-a-string2
#818strawberyl2
#451stray chihuahua6
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
🥇time sleigh1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#186tiny fly glasses1
#2848tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#868tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear4
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#607tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type4
#472tiny plastic Beebee King5
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#273tiny plastic Bugbear Captain4
#435tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter10
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#573tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel4
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#656tiny plastic Father McGruber6
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#490tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist9
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#1732tiny plastic Knott Yeti4
#282tiny plastic Lord Flameface4
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#653tiny plastic Norville Rogers6
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2782tiny plastic Protagonist2
#482tiny plastic Queen Bee5
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#398tiny plastic Scott the Miner11
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#274tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer9
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#432tiny plastic angry space marine10
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#605tiny plastic batbugbear7
#2162tiny plastic beanbat3
#591tiny plastic bee swarm7
#272tiny plastic beebee gunners16
#844tiny plastic beebee queue4
#847tiny plastic black ops bugbear4
#543tiny plastic blazing bat8
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#2850tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#397tiny plastic bugaboo11
#483tiny plastic buzzerker9
#842tiny plastic cavebugbear4
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2152tiny plastic cubist bull3
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#2801tiny plastic drunk goat2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#1787tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2789tiny plastic goth giant2
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#665tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear6
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#2728tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#545tiny plastic moneybee8
#613tiny plastic mumblebee7
#307tiny plastic peacannon8
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#859tiny plastic spiderbugbear2
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#263tiny plastic the Free Man9
#2152tiny plastic topiary golem3
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#2751tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#814tourmalime2
#125towel73
#2400toy crazy train1
#2475toy ray gun1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#828trilobite fossil2
#599tropical paperweight1
#445untamable turtle5
#1125unusual disco ball2
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#600voodoo snuff1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#355warbear metalworking primer2
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#9wicker clicker1
#9wicker kickers1
#8wicker knickers1
#12wicker slicker1
#8wicker sticker1
#12wicker ticker1
#91willowy bonnet1
#47wings of fire2
#834yellow gummi ingot8
#1803yo2
#18zombie accordion1
#20zombie mariachi hat1
#29zombie mariachi pants1

Wow, that's 5,829 items total!

what items are this player missing?